Jordy Brouwer

Never heard of him and don't care to. He doesn't get a name until he wins the league. Until then he's "The Bald Dutch Guy".

I took it in stride to some extent because it was coming. The quality of the football has been horrific recently and there was no way we were even grinding out results with it.

Its a good point about the formation. I wasn't looking forward to Amorim's formation change as we'd suddenly have too many midfielders chasing too few midfield positions.

Well that settles it: Welcome to Liverpool - Timmy Mallett. I'm ready for Mallettball.

What is this scoring first witchcraft?

That and being shite.

Not sure I want to watch another 10 minutes of this. Will they huff, puff or huff AND puff? How fascinating.

What, does he do TV repair on the side?

All month really.

We just haven't been much of an attacking force lately.

Just win 4-0.

Its fine nobody is feeling great. Its true Klopp has "failed to get us over the line" a few times but its generally down to massive 115 charge oil cheating. He has been competing against a club that is basically cheating at Football Manager.

Season came apart in the home straight. We'll be having a bus celebration for the fair play award at this rate.

Goalkeeper.

Alisson should be the pictured player.