'You should have stayed at a big club'

[Original202]

Beefed up,not gliding along the pitch like he use too,grumpy & not scoring - not the Fernando we once knew.

 

That's the most noticeable thing for me. When I first saw him I think it was against Portsmouth in a friendly in Hong Kong and the way he moved was a world away from the stumbling, clumsy looking player he is today. Even Carroll moves with more grace and athleticism these days.

 

Torres performance last week against Birmingham was unreal when compared to the player of 2008.

 

I do wonder how much impact it has on young players who have played hundreds of games before they even reach 20. Owen, Fowler, Torres and probably loads of others who burst on to the scene early and played more games than they perhaps should have done have all had similar drops in form and injury problems. Not exactly the same in all 3 cases but it must have an affect on some people.

[stringvest]

Drogba held his annual charity event at The Dorchester last night to raise money for The Didier Drogba Foundation. A businessman paid £15,000 for a training session with Drogba, when picking up his prize, he joked.. "I'm going to give this to Fernando Torres...."

 

Fucking hell, now blokes in suits are publically taking the piss out of him..

 

that was funny.

[Megadrive Man]

He's on!

 

Got a feeling this might just be his night.

[Rico1304]

How Townsend can defend that miss is beyond me!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

He's fucking petrified of shooting, does everything he can to avoid it.

[El Rojo]

He now shoots like a man with prosthetic legs wearing wellington boots.

[Section_31]

See the kip of him at the end of the game? Looked like he was gonna go postal. He is a failure-addled wreck who should just bite the bullet and fuck off to Dignitas.

[Guest San Don]

See the kip of him at the end of the game? Looked like he was gonna go postal. He is a failure-addled wreck who should just bite the bullet and fuck off to Dignitas.

 

Nah, wasnt watching the game. Fucking gutted with napoli though. Typical surrenderring italians. A 3 fucking 1 lead going into the game and still lost. WTF!?

 

Suppose bluto, beasley and friends will be having a wankfest about fwank and how chelshit snatched victory from the jaws of defeat.

[silverlining]

See the kip of him at the end of the game? Looked like he was gonna go postal. He is a failure-addled wreck who should just bite the bullet and fuck off to Dignitas.

 

He will be distraught that his club are in the quarterfinals of the European Cup.

 

A position that, let's face it, we will never be in again under Kenny, which sort of justifies him leaving, especially given they'll finish ahead of Liverpool. Again

[Guest TK-421]

See the kip of him at the end of the game? Looked like he was gonna go postal. He is a failure-addled wreck who should just bite the bullet and fuck off to Dignitas.

 

Think he was just hacked off he hadn't scored again and wanted Di Matteo to get off him. He did look most upset, tho. Poor lamb.

[Rico1304]

He will be distraught that his club are in the quarterfinals of the European Cup.

 

A position that, let's face it, we will never be in again under Kenny, which sort of justifies him leaving, especially given they'll finish ahead of Liverpool. Again

 

Don't you ever have a day off?

[dirk grout]

He will be distraught that his club are in the quarterfinals of the European Cup.

 

A position that, let's face it, we will never be in again under Kenny, which sort of justifies him leaving, especially given they'll finish ahead of Liverpool. Again

 

He went to chelsea to win things. It is a very realistic possibility that he will never win anything at chelsea. I always thought you were misunderstood but this constant slagging of dalglish is starting to convince me that you are, in fact, a bit of a cunt. I have no clue why you seem to think that kenny is a terrible manager. He has a pretty decent record.

[The Special One]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Weird scenes at the end there, he looked a broken man who'd just been told his dog had died. I know he's prone to looking like a miserable bastard, but it was as if his side had lost - shoulders slumped, head down and scowling.

[Liquid football]

Don't you ever have a day off?

 

You dont have holidays from things that give you immense pleasure.

[silverlining]

He went to chelsea to win things. It is a very realistic possibility that he will never win anything at chelsea. I always thought you were misunderstood but this constant slagging of dalglish is starting to convince me that you are, in fact, a bit of a cunt. I have no clue why you seem to think that kenny is a terrible manager. He has a pretty decent record.

 

I have never said he's a terrible manager, nor have I ever slagged him off, or asked for him to be sacked

 

In fact I said even before the derby he should get at least one more season, regardless of where we finish

 

But let's not kid ourselves

[Redexile]

I have never said he's a terrible manager, nor have I ever slagged him off, or asked for him to be sacked

 

In fact I said even before the derby he should get at least one more season, regardless of where we finish

 

But let's not kid ourselves

 

 

You really should have stayed at kop talk.

[King Emlyn]

He will be distraught that his club are in the quarterfinals of the European Cup.A position that, let's face it, we will never be in again under Kenny, which sort of justifies him leaving, especially given they'll finish ahead of Liverpool. Again

 

Agree with this bit. He might be a bit shit these days and he may regret moving to Chelsea, but I very much doubt he regrets leaving Liverpool.

[JohnnyH]

Agree with this bit. He might be a bit shit these days and he may regret moving to Chelsea, but I very much doubt he regrets leaving Liverpool.

 

Precisely how I see it. I very much doubt he is happy at Chelsea, but I don’t for one second think he pines for Anfield. In fact I’d say he looks at where we are and thinks he made the right decision to leave, just not the right decision with who he signed for. If anything he probably regrets leaving Madrid.

[Caramac]

 

:lol:

[kalasoma]

I'm finding that gif funnier than I think I should.

[Wezza]

I'm finding that gif funnier than I think I should.

 

Almost as funny as Tyldesley's little dig about the plastic flags!

[silverlining]

I'm finding that gif funnier than I think I should.

 

It is pretty funny.

God, he's just got into the QFs of the European Cup and he's still a moping fucker. You can understand why he's unhappy in general, he's becoming a huge figure of fun, and almost pity, but at least TRY and smile.

[silverlining]

He will be distraught that his club are in the quarterfinals of the European Cup.

 

 

Wait. My mistake. He actually does look distraught, if that clip is anything to go on.

 

Fucking hell, I think he should be put on suicide watch.

[Informer]

It was never going to work for him at Chelsea, the club is run by the 'old guard' of Drogba, Fat Frank and Mongo, and they won't let him in. Even if Drogba fucks off at the end of the season, he's got the task of filling his shoes / competing with another multi million pound star striker that the russian gangster will spunk his billions on. Given the choice of being at Chelsea and still being with us, I reckon the latter. He'd have at least one medal in the bag this year. What glory is there in being a bit part, goalless laughing stock in a team that made the CL quarter finals?