Dave D

Patience- the night is long.... *getting a bit weird now!

Turning up as our Avatars is an ace/hilarious way of looking at it. Although, I must confess, in this particular situation, I may find myself chatting you up

Brians alright. He knows stuff. Although even his genius mind may struggle with the complex life forms that inhabit the GF. Never mind Area 51- get 1.4m people to storm Dave U's house demanding to see evidence that we arent all in fact elaborate figments of his imagination.

Fairly sure Brian Cox confirmed this the other day, some primitive micro life form discovered under thick ice on one of Neptunes moons or something? Didnt he also say that if you measured our presence in the known universe using a 24hour clock from its origins to present day, we would essentially have arrived at 23h:59m.59secs. Powerful in the ways of the force is that Brian. Fear him we must not.

It must impact their day to day lives so much. The guy I was talking about was so quiet and unassuming for years... now its like he's on cocaine- eyes bulging, talking really fast. Pointing out we were European Champions just prompted muttering something about Heysel and then swiftly moved on to how Costa and Delph are gamechangers

If I was in any doubt of the existence of proper mad blues the the last year has changed that. Lorry driver delivers to our yard, chatted to him briefly on and of the past 5 years or so- perfectly nice guy......until one day he arrives and Im drinking out of an LFC cup. The transformation was insane, he just launched into all manner of shit, I couldnt get a word in edgeways. Hadnt seen him for around 3 months, he turns up yesterday- he literally jumped out of his cab and was straight off the bat- "how did you get on in the league? How did you get on in the league? Didnt get what you wanted did you? And where did you lose the league? Aye?" Over and over again- I hadnt even said anything. I decided the best course of action would be to rise above it and settle for calling him a "fucking weapon"

Loan makes sense all round. Certainly dont buy him. To get the money we did, sign VVD and Alisson, win the Champions League and then get him back on loan would be the kind heist even Oceans Eleven would applaud

Ive written to Klopp explaining the state of affairs on this forum and we both agreed it cant go on. Bid for the actual retired Scott Parker imminent. That should restore the decorum of insanity that we will all find a bit more comfortable

And gets a straight red

The beauty of that is that Levy will make them pay through the roof for that to happen. They will then need to pay off all of Solksjaers staff and attempt to sell(and likely make losses) on the players he signed that have bombed. Pochettino will then need time and financial backing- hopefully by then Ourselves, City and Tottenham have put considerable distance between us and them

Id have thought after a couple years he would have accrued enough to satisfy his need for money, had enough of playing in China etc. At 29 years old,having previously played in Russia, I would have thought a Brazilian player that was attracting big interest in Europe would have furthered his career by now. Clearly not.

Usher making more money than we thought....

Diego Costa "wants" Everton move. A match made in heaven if ever there was one

Remember being gutted about this falling through. Surprisingly he's still in China. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/liverpool/12141541/Liverpool-transfer-news-Alex-Teixeira-completes-38m-move-to-Jiangsu-Suning.html

Im astounded verification was required. King Randor has done so much great work in Eternia and here we are discussing Castle names.....