Dave D

Id expect not as Roses are Red.

But then he was playing against the best front 3 in the world so its perfectly understandable. Anyone mention we have the best full backs in the world as well? Then theres the Rolls Royce at centre half. Wow. Savour every moment

I appreciate its part of the job but Carragher should have just sat back and let them uncomfortably squirm and discuss their own issues between them.

BatChainPuller seems to be in the know

Doesn't stop with players. Jurgen Klopp is the key to it all

What I love about the above is you then look at the other end of the team....... We are in a fine fine moment

I used to think the whole "bitters" thing was exaggerated until recently. Ive posted before of a lorry driver who has been visiting my yard at work for years- always polite, made small talk etc....until he saw me one morning drinking from a Liverpool mug. The change in him was instant and slightly unnerving. Couldnt get his words out fast enough and just spewed bile. Which he now does every time we see each other. They get latched on to fantastical ideas that become fact in their minds- pre-season he was utterly convinced they were signing Diego Costa and was asking me to bet who would score more, Costa or any of our front 3. Im not from Liverpool (which he takes enormous delight in) but if he typifies the feeling and maniacal behavour of the majority of Everton fans in the City then its going to be a long road back to some semblance of normal behaviour. I stress, before he saw that mug he seemed a decent enough guy

I cant believe this is legit......absolute fucking loons if it is. Imagine living life on that kind of knife edge

As the roof is fitted to our new Main stand, visible from Goodison, the Everton players look on in awe

Honestly, the shit Ive put up with from her. Enoughs enough. During our whole relationship she hasnt spoken to me once and openly sees another bloke. Its as if I dont exist. Im the fucking business me. She just cant see it. Her loss. Has similarities to the Everton/Liverpool love affair I grant you

I hope they dont win at the weekend otherwise who knows where it leads. The Peaky blinders turning up at Birmingham training ground because they took a couple of shit free kicks.

They are splitting up with us. And Ive decided to dump Abbey Clancy as well

The US office was bloody funny at times but in a more slapstick way. English version very very funny- just the looks on characters faces at times could have me in stitches.

I was listening to this driving home. I was embarrassed for the guy. Im sure Murphy was trolling him

You can tell everything about Delph is still 100% Man City apart from his wages.