Ezekiel 25:17

Kim and Jimmy are just really horrible people Howard summed them up perfectly, they just have no redeeming features particularly her, cold and callous, deserve to have blood on their hands. I mean I genuinely hate Kim.

I'm 10 years older than my bird, the very last thing I need her knowing is that I spent most of the time when I was her current age posting on the internet to Wools and trying to climb the rep chart.

I'm 75, now watch this drive.

I bet Peter Shilton loved Captain Tom.

Now ay.

She wasn't even that fit.

I had extra leg room on my last flight as I'm quite tall, the fat pig in front of me reclined their chair full, and then put his feet up pressed against the wall in front of him, totally removes the space from extra leg room, makes the screen in the back of the chair face down, horrible twat.

Men with them little pillows around their necks when boarding a plane. people who recline their chair on a plane. People who instantly get up and start getting shit out their over head bag on a plane. people who go the toilet before the plane has even taken off. People who rush to get on or off planes, it's allocated seating you complete cunt it's irrelevant when you get on.

To all the fellas that have said it's going but 'i'm getting away with it'..... you're not.

Most days I don't, you are right on this one.

Philip Schofield is comfortably the most detestable celebrity, he beats Corden, Avide Merrion, the lot.

The aftershave Joop is pronounced Yoop.

10'000 calories to be snaffled within 2 hours for 3 quid, sounds an interesting concept.

Can I swap Ja Ja binks for Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast please. Cunt fat cunt, crocodile skin cunt.

Ramsay Bolton Leather face Ja ja binks