Ezekiel 25:17

My ex's mate in her divine wisdom decided to try and stage a fraudulent insurance injury claim by making up a car accident. Apparently she knew someone who did this and it was fool proof. So she phoned up her insurance company to tell them about the crash she was inventing, cutting a slightly longer story short....... Car Insurance: "ok miss H, can you tell us what happened exactly ?" Miss H: well I was rolling up to the traffic lights and went straight into the back of the car in front of me " Car Insurance: "right, then that means you're liable and cannot claim, if you go into the back of another car you're liable" Miss H "er, oh, ok". Miss H now has to continue with the insurance story making her insurance go up and cannot claim injuries, it's just beautiful.

Anyone but Journey, well not anyone.

You're not seriously trying to blame the shitness of Yorkshire on 2020.

Wahay we're the Monkees. Ok.

The Beach Boys are the best band in US history.

Ron Zacapa is the best rum, well it's up there.

And they've had a different band member for each year.

Embarrassing.

That song is for children, and children alone, and children's parties, and if you're not a child and like it, you are a peadophile, whether you know it or not.

Wish I could neg this again, the nerve.

Surely no matter what your musical preference is you can appreciate them for the fact they are music in it's purest form, Don't worry baby is as good a pop song as it gets, feel good music doesn't come any better. Legends.

Erm yes, would like to book a table for 1 at 3am Sunday please. if possible I would like about three hours flexibility with that time as well, thanks.

Hopefully the person who drew the Rock doesn't find out and get involved, not Phily, the person who drew it.

Stop talking about American things, and let's watch the best film ever made.

For the most part, they'll force them to sub the player and play 11v11, the way it goes in most friendlies.

The yolk on the edge of the plate has put my anxiety through the roof.

The white shit you get on bacon is when it's cheap ass bacon and pumped with shit.

I hope he bought you a pint to make up for it.

Go on my son.

Adam Lambert has let himself go.

This thread contains all manner of embarrassing posts, pointless posts, needless ripostes , confusing anecdotes, petty snipes, but nothing, NOTHING, had prepared me for a reference to to the current state of play with the Cornish cricket league. CLOSE THE THREAD.

People have voted for Squeeze, ok.

It's only the film the Lord of the rings could have been, I'd watch it.

My Man.

I'd say there's more pro Oasis comments than Blur over the thread, which is testament to the snidey fuckers who voted against Oasis rather than for Blur.