Ezekiel 25:17

oooh helllo.

My ex's mate in her divine wisdom decided to try and stage a fraudulent insurance injury claim by making up a car accident. Apparently she knew someone who did this and it was fool proof. So she phoned up her insurance company to tell them about the crash she was inventing, cutting a slightly longer story short....... Car Insurance: "ok miss H, can you tell us what happened exactly ?" Miss H: well I was rolling up to the traffic lights and went straight into the back of the car in front of me " Car Insurance: "right, then that means you're liable and cannot claim, if you go into the back of another car you're liable" Miss H "er, oh, ok". Miss H now has to continue with the insurance story making her insurance go up and cannot claim injuries, it's just beautiful.

These are a fine example of POD, as fine as you may get.

TJ Hughes still sell at least 80% of these brands in this thread, f'real. I'll add these, Patrick Cox shoes. POD shoes. Peter Werth Teddy Smith

Love Island is the worst TV show in History, it will never be matched or beaten, I would rather watch an hour of children being led into the gas chambers, 'I'VE GOT A TEXT'..... 'Batya please gather the other housemates in the shower'.

Deadwater Fell, another in a long line of rubbish dramas that the housewives lap up because they don't have a brain complex enough to understand they're seeing something they've seen a thousand times before (this may also apply to house husbands). The lazy writers follow the same tired formula, suspicious crime in small village, implicate three locals including the mad one, keep the suspense building to the last episode where it really is inconsequential what happens or how good it is, SHITE, sick of them.

I don't see how this is sustainable long term whatsoever, for the sheer amount of bets you must be placing, and it's all well and good lower leagues have high goals but the markets reflect that, it sounds to me like it would be better as a hobby mate but best of luck all the same.

Get on a boat and drink coffee you cunts.

too obvious, negged. see you all in a month.

Negged because that was the joke.

They're for women and children.

Monty Pythons dying circus.

If this happened to me Id be well annoyed my anal virginity had been taken without my consent, I'm still planning on selling that on the internet if the going gets tough after brexit.

Cant bare dramatic flounces like this.

Firstly, I'm glad you've asked, I'm fine young man. secondly, I'm sorry , you seem to be confusing me with someone who cares, or plays by the the rules *paints finger nail*

There were aspects I enjoyed but I couldn't get past the ridiculous CGI and run time, won't be watching it again.

Jesus.

They're hilarious.

In my opinion the only thing more annoying than early Christmas celebrations is people moaning about it, who's fucking arsed, just do what you want.

I don't like Paul Hollywood, one little bit, he oozes wool, there's no way he's from this side of the water.

Looks seriously grim this. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-48397021

Not unless it's absolutely Necessary.

bUt ALcoHol iS A dRuG.

'That must have been awful for them', 'it must have been horrible. nah, bet they were absolutely loving it 'it's like the ice bar in London in here, where's the cocktails !? ' bet that's what it was like. I hate everyone.