Ezekiel 25:17

Kim and Jimmy are just really horrible people Howard summed them up perfectly, they just have no redeeming features particularly her, cold and callous, deserve to have blood on their hands. I mean I genuinely hate Kim.

My ex's mate in her divine wisdom decided to try and stage a fraudulent insurance injury claim by making up a car accident. Apparently she knew someone who did this and it was fool proof. So she phoned up her insurance company to tell them about the crash she was inventing, cutting a slightly longer story short....... Car Insurance: "ok miss H, can you tell us what happened exactly ?" Miss H: well I was rolling up to the traffic lights and went straight into the back of the car in front of me " Car Insurance: "right, then that means you're liable and cannot claim, if you go into the back of another car you're liable" Miss H "er, oh, ok". Miss H now has to continue with the insurance story making her insurance go up and cannot claim injuries, it's just beautiful.

I'm 10 years older than my bird, the very last thing I need her knowing is that I spent most of the time when I was her current age posting on the internet to Wools and trying to climb the rep chart.

I'm 75, now watch this drive.

I bet Peter Shilton loved Captain Tom.

Now ay.

She wasn't even that fit.

I had extra leg room on my last flight as I'm quite tall, the fat pig in front of me reclined their chair full, and then put his feet up pressed against the wall in front of him, totally removes the space from extra leg room, makes the screen in the back of the chair face down, horrible twat.

Men with them little pillows around their necks when boarding a plane. people who recline their chair on a plane. People who instantly get up and start getting shit out their over head bag on a plane. people who go the toilet before the plane has even taken off. People who rush to get on or off planes, it's allocated seating you complete cunt it's irrelevant when you get on.

To all the fellas that have said it's going but 'i'm getting away with it'..... you're not.

Most days I don't, you are right on this one.

Going away soon and want to book this, never bothered before for a number of reasons but thought might aswell give it a go, I usaully spend well more than 40 quid on ale and the airport bars are always rammed, so..Who's used them then ?? I need to know really what's the differencve between the couple they have, if we're flying from termnal 2 can we use the lounge in terminal 1 ?? also anyone got any tips for parking there for the week, possibly a hotel and park thing for the night before, cheers peeps.

Philip Schofield is comfortably the most detestable celebrity, he beats Corden, Avide Merrion, the lot.

The aftershave Joop is pronounced Yoop.

Surely no matter what your musical preference is you can appreciate them for the fact they are music in it's purest form, Don't worry baby is as good a pop song as it gets, feel good music doesn't come any better. Legends.

10'000 calories to be snaffled within 2 hours for 3 quid, sounds an interesting concept.

Can I swap Ja Ja binks for Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast please. Cunt fat cunt, crocodile skin cunt.

Ramsay Bolton Leather face Ja ja binks

Dislike both immensely , gone for Peter Gabriel.

Turdseye, seems to have something of a purpose now.

Negged for name dropping.

My wife said she's leaving me because i#m far too impressionable. Good idea. The doctor reckons he's finally got a cure for my sleep apnea. I'm not holding my breath.

It really does not look like that JH.

Carvalho gloating after

Stop trying to upstage Remmie.