Ezekiel 25:17

LOTR, I'll be watching them films till I die, they've not aged a day.

And only 15 of them are gold members. It's a fucking disgwace.

Star Wars but I was really impressed when I seen the first Bourne film, I don't the sequels were much cop, sorry about that language.

Almost.

Marvel films are great fun, for children.

I've kept mine the same Rog', so no such hair dramas over here.

I bet Richmond producing their meat free sausages was a real stretch.

The only admirable quality about that breakfast revenge porn Stig posted is it's quite impossible to nail down what's the worst element of it, I mean it's impossible, Vegans getting in on Black pudding is the absolute fucking pits, let alone the fish.

The white haired fella has to be one of the most annoying cunts in history to look at, the one from the films, not RB14.

Don't like the BTTF films at all, never understood the buzz about them.

people debating what is good and isn't, mad idea, debate it within the tournament.

Lord of the Rings Star Wars Porkys Terminator Rocky.

Two pences.

Deal breaker would have to be half bottles of spirits left under one of the seats in the living room.

This post has depressed me and ruined my caravan dream, the dream wasn't even mine to begin with.

Then I served an Ace, now I'm an unbelieverNo track and trace, or doubt in my mind30 love, unbelieverCouldn't believe it if I tried. bye.

Of course not, they're professional tennis players, they passed him a Vaccination needle and one of them served it into the other ones arm with his racket, everyone was clapping and cheering.

Where do you even start with this mess, people complain 'they might buy ciggies with the vouchers' well, you know what fuck them, they do know how difficult nicotine addiction is ?? it must be even worse if you're 7 and starving , let the kids have a fag.

Wasn't entirely serious.

I don't think you can run off Liver failure.

It was shloer !!!

Nothing in comparison to some of these but yesterday I had to go in the office, barely made it as my back is killing me, nodded to security on my way in and hobbled off, on the way out after a shit Sunday limping down the stairs the security guard shouted 'Ay Crawley' I replied 'Oh do one, i'm in agony and don't NEED IT' he went 'no, Crawley, I've backed them to beat leads and they're 3 up'.

My ex's mate in her divine wisdom decided to try and stage a fraudulent insurance injury claim by making up a car accident. Apparently she knew someone who did this and it was fool proof. So she phoned up her insurance company to tell them about the crash she was inventing, cutting a slightly longer story short....... Car Insurance: "ok miss H, can you tell us what happened exactly ?" Miss H: well I was rolling up to the traffic lights and went straight into the back of the car in front of me " Car Insurance: "right, then that means you're liable and cannot claim, if you go into the back of another car you're liable" Miss H "er, oh, ok". Miss H now has to continue with the insurance story making her insurance go up and cannot claim injuries, it's just beautiful.

Father Phil wearing Jackies watch.