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  1. Ezekiel 25:17

    Better Call Saul

    Kim and Jimmy are just really horrible people Howard summed them up perfectly, they just have no redeeming features particularly her, cold and callous, deserve to have blood on their hands. I mean I genuinely hate Kim.
  2. Ezekiel 25:17

    The world of a woman.

    My ex's mate in her divine wisdom decided to try and stage a fraudulent insurance injury claim by making up a car accident. Apparently she knew someone who did this and it was fool proof. So she phoned up her insurance company to tell them about the crash she was inventing, cutting a slightly longer story short....... Car Insurance: "ok miss H, can you tell us what happened exactly ?" Miss H: well I was rolling up to the traffic lights and went straight into the back of the car in front of me " Car Insurance: "right, then that means you're liable and cannot claim, if you go into the back of another car you're liable" Miss H "er, oh, ok". Miss H now has to continue with the insurance story making her insurance go up and cannot claim injuries, it's just beautiful.
  3. I'm 10 years older than my bird, the very last thing I need her knowing is that I spent most of the time when I was her current age posting on the internet to Wools and trying to climb the rep chart.
  4. Ezekiel 25:17

    Fuck off George W Bush!!!

    I'm 75, now watch this drive.
  5. Ezekiel 25:17

    Captain Tom

    I bet Peter Shilton loved Captain Tom.
  6. Ezekiel 25:17

    Instant cunt identifiers

    I had extra leg room on my last flight as I'm quite tall, the fat pig in front of me reclined their chair full, and then put his feet up pressed against the wall in front of him, totally removes the space from extra leg room, makes the screen in the back of the chair face down, horrible twat.
  7. Ezekiel 25:17

    Instant cunt identifiers

    Men with them little pillows around their necks when boarding a plane. people who recline their chair on a plane. People who instantly get up and start getting shit out their over head bag on a plane. people who go the toilet before the plane has even taken off. People who rush to get on or off planes, it's allocated seating you complete cunt it's irrelevant when you get on.
  8. Ezekiel 25:17

    Bald

    To all the fellas that have said it's going but 'i'm getting away with it'..... you're not.
  9. Ezekiel 25:17

    Bald

    Most days I don't, you are right on this one.
  10. Ezekiel 25:17

    Manchester Airport Lounges

    Going away soon and want to book this, never bothered before for a number of reasons but thought might aswell give it a go, I usaully spend well more than 40 quid on ale and the airport bars are always rammed, so..Who's used them then ?? I need to know really what's the differencve between the couple they have, if we're flying from termnal 2 can we use the lounge in terminal 1 ?? also anyone got any tips for parking there for the week, possibly a hotel and park thing for the night before, cheers peeps.
  11. Ezekiel 25:17

    We????Any????.com

    Philip Schofield is comfortably the most detestable celebrity, he beats Corden, Avide Merrion, the lot.
  12. Ezekiel 25:17

    General Trivia and Miscellany

    The aftershave Joop is pronounced Yoop.
  13. Ezekiel 25:17

    The Beach Boys.

    Surely no matter what your musical preference is you can appreciate them for the fact they are music in it's purest form, Don't worry baby is as good a pop song as it gets, feel good music doesn't come any better. Legends.
  14. Ezekiel 25:17

    TooGoodToGo

    10'000 calories to be snaffled within 2 hours for 3 quid, sounds an interesting concept.
  15. Ezekiel 25:17

    Greatest Movie Villain - Nominations

    Can I swap Ja Ja binks for Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast please. Cunt fat cunt, crocodile skin cunt.
  16. Ezekiel 25:17

    Greatest Movie Villain - Nominations

    Ramsay Bolton Leather face Ja ja binks
  17. Ezekiel 25:17

    Greatest Music Video - The Final

    Dislike both immensely , gone for Peter Gabriel.
  18. Turdseye, seems to have something of a purpose now.
  19. Ezekiel 25:17

    Terrace Talk - The Steve Kelly column

    Negged for name dropping.
  20. Ezekiel 25:17

    Joke!

    My wife said she's leaving me because i#m far too impressionable. Good idea. The doctor reckons he's finally got a cure for my sleep apnea. I'm not holding my breath.
  21. Ezekiel 25:17

    Ukrainian refugee donations and collections

    It really does not look like that JH.
  22. Ezekiel 25:17

    The joy of the small claims court

    Carvalho gloating after
  23. Ezekiel 25:17

    Ukrainian refugee donations and collections

    Stop trying to upstage Remmie.
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