Licking fanny

[Skidfingers McGonical]

LFD' date=' Mathewbet1, Red Jersey, scottthecanuck and Tony Manero all agree with me. That's like a who's who of TLW royalty right there. All of them are, erm, great guys.[/quote']

 

I wouldn't be boasting about being part of the group of I was you.

 

I had decided to let it go about the combat jeans, but may have to reconsider after this.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

He won't have time to post.

 

At 19 he'll be too busy wanking.

 

Or working out licking fanny is the right thing to do.

[Captain Turdseye]

I have altered my vote. Went diving whilst pissed up over Christmas, have barely come up for air since.

 

It seems I was a little hasty in writing it off all those years ago.

[Champ]

I knew there was a revelation coming when I saw your smiling face on the thread.

And your missus? Thought she wasnt fussed either. You were wrong about that too, weren't you!

[stringvest]

She wasn't there

[Elite]

I have altered my vote. Went diving whilst pissed up over Christmas, have barely come up for air since.

 

It seems I was a little hasty in writing it off all those years ago.

 

You have a lot of licking up to do.

[Champ]

I have altered my vote. Went diving whilst pissed up over Christmas, have barely come up for air since.

 

It seems I was a little hasty in writing it off all those years ago.

 

 

I knew there was a revelation coming when I saw your smiling face on the thread.

And your missus? Thought she wasnt fussed either. You were wrong about that too, weren't you!

 

Edit. I like a man who's prepared to reconsider his, erm, position. Have some rep, mate

[PestiRed]

So. have you reached the point yet where you have realized that her stance on your incompetence in this area is actually a long-term strategy for you never, ever getting a blow job?

So, you really started to miss those blow jobs then?

[Melchett]

I love to neck the fanny DEAD hard.

[KopOut]

Billy Connolly calls it "growling at the badger" which cracks me up.

 

 

[Elite]

I love to neck the fanny DEAD hard.

Make sure you dont bite off more than you can chew.

[Captain Turdseye]

She's cooked me steak twice this week and I'm about to tuck into a full breakfast (with beans). Probably coincidence that she's making an effort like.

[Trumo]

She's cooked me steak twice this week and I'm about to tuck into a full breakfast (with beans). Probably coincidence that she's making an effort like.

 

Well, she knows you like beans.

[mattyq]

She's cooked me steak twice this week and I'm about to tuck into a full breakfast (with beans). Probably coincidence that she's making an effort like.

 

Sorry to hear that, CT

No man should have to go through that

[TheBitch]

Negged for being wrong in the first place, CT.

 

Repped for having beans.

 

Comme ci, comme ça.

[Sugar Ape]

On 05/10/2011 at 16:06, Captain Turdseye said:

I voted for the 3rd option. Didn't like it the first time I tried it, haven't bothered since. I'm a sexy bastard anyway, they're always dripping before their knickers come off*.

 

 

 

*That may or may not be true, and I'm not robbief.

 

On 24/10/2012 at 07:06, Captain Turdseye said:

 

That post was made about a week or so after I met my bird. I still stand by my original vote. She's fine with it, in fact she told me she wasn't a fan before I ever mentioned it. The perfect woman.

 

Say 'NO' to licking fanny.

 

On 04/01/2014 at 08:45, Captain Turdseye said:

I have altered my vote. Went diving whilst pissed up over Christmas, have barely come up for air since.

 

It seems I was a little hasty in writing it off all those years ago.

“Oh, I do really like it now honest”. Absolute virgin. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I am not far off celibate at the moment like. Haven’t had any sex at all so far this year. 

[Bjornebye]

On 22/11/2007 at 14:46, Doctor Troy said:

Some birds don't like it - went out with a bird who wouldn't even let me do it and just sucked me off instead. I'll see if I've still got her number for you The Sir.

She still knocking about??? 

[Butch]

Can't beat a nice tasty fanny. 

[Harry Squatter]

23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She still knocking about??? 

Married with 2 kids now and gone fat again. 

[Butch]

[Herp McDerp]

On 23/11/2007 at 03:02, robbief said:

put it into perpective.

 

15-17 = spend a lot of time at school / with friends resulting in minimal time spent with partner. while she is with you she's fit, goes like grease lightening in bed and doesn't mind you coming home pissed / after a fight or not at all as she thinks she's lucky to be with an older lad.

 

18-23 = cocaine obsessed. no need to say any more.

 

24-29 = realise there are no men good enough for them (they are not good for men, makes them feel better to say it the other way round) and decide to concentrate on a career whilst slowly sagging and often experimenting with their last stage (18-23) and occasionally abuse drugs.

 

30-dead = saggy, wrinkly, smell like that perfume your nan used to wear mixed with mr. sheen, start going dirty again but not dirty enough to goose a complete mess for.

 

i know where i'm going for a shag.

 

i also understand that the majority of forumites can't go to the same group as me for obvious reason. god bless me when i'm your age!

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:02, Edward. said:

The only time I didn't enjoy it was with that bird who took a shit on my face, hers smelt like German cheese.

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:03, robbief said:

 

i would throw her out. and not give her time to pick up her clothes. and not give her taxi money or tell her a taxi number. or tell her where she was.

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:05, Edward. said:

You could be right actually robbie however a little exercise'll sort it out. My wife's used to look like an axe wound now it's more like a shaving nick.

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:06, robbief said:

my girls is boss. you can still tell when they are old eddy, it starts by their belly button. younger girls start wellll further down.

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:13, She Knows It said:

 

What starts by their belly button?

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:15, robbief said:

old girls gash. it doesn't really, it just hangs lower and looks like bacon hanging from a dogs mouth.

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:16, Elmyn Noos said:

 

 

Spoken like a true child.

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:17, robbief said:

 

doesn't bother me noos. you go and stick your rocket in the grand canyon.

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:20, Elmyn Noos said:

 

Ha ha. You berk. You realise you're fucking children, don't you?

 

On 23/11/2007 at 03:21, robbief said:

 

its cool, i'm a child.

 

Quite possibly the greatest exchange ever on the GF. The beef was something else, kid was a nutter.

[littletedwest]

It's a sign of weakness and possibly a sign you're a finook

[Edward.]

What I said about my wife’s fanny is still true. However it now appears to be stuck together anything inserted becomes wedged. This was why so many films in the 70’s and 80’s featured quicksand.

[Herp McDerp]

On 23/11/2007 at 03:02, robbief said:

put it into perpective.

 

15-17 = spend a lot of time at school / with friends resulting in minimal time spent with partner. while she is with you she's fit, goes like grease lightening in bed and doesn't mind you coming home pissed / after a fight or not at all as she thinks she's lucky to be with an older lad.

i know where i'm going for a shag.

 

i also understand that the majority of forumites can't go to the same group as me for obvious reason. god bless me when i'm your age!

 

I'm guessing his dissapearance from these parts may have something to do with the above, probably in the nonce wing of the local prison.