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  1. Just watched the Behind the Scenes video on YouTube and there’s a bit just after 21mins where 3 or 4 of the kids are lining up for Jurgen hug and the look of adoration/awe on their faces is unbelievable. The man is irreplaceable.
  2. For the sake of my sanity I’d rather have a guy who never misses a sitter over the guy who scores the odd 25yd wonder goal now and then. I’d echo some of the points here - in situations like Luton I don’t think you have time to have the yips: the ball’s on you too fast. You do have time to have a lack of concentration and shit technique though.
  3. Mac Allister is fine addition as is Szoboszlai. But our transfer ‘strategy’ is amateur hour, and that’s being kind. We’ve bid £60m for a kid we could’ve got for £50m less than a week ago; we’ve been humiliated by the Caicedo debacle and now every fucking club in the world knows how much many we have to spend and will extract every last penny. How did we go from the best at recruitment in Europe to this? Little did we know how how much Michael Edwards brought to the party…
  4. The whole thing is fucked on so many different levels. There’s been no coherent plan. I never thought a back-room guy leaving would ever derail a club but since Michael Edwards left we haven’t been the same, smooth, strategic force. Is it true he left because of the Hendo deal…?
  5. I think the team/squad management has been a fucking disgrace for a few years and Klopp has to take his fair share of criticism for this. The Bellingham thing is a fiasco, an utterly unacceptable and unprofessional bag of shite which has left us a laughing stock. We’re going to sit on hands while one of our main rivals (assuming we can call them rivals after this season) goes and future proofs their MF for the next fucking decade. It’s just a shit-show on so many levels, depressing and breathtaking in equal measures. Klopp should be kicking the fucking door down to get this lad, if only to give the club/fans a boost and make sure we’re still relevant when it comes A-list players choosing where they want to play - I mean what sort of message does this send out? We’ll end up with a big bag of bang-fucking average shite and pay top dollar for it - and whatever the question is, Mason fucking Mount is not the answer - one of the reasons we won stuff last year is because that Tory-boy couldn’t score in a brothel, and now he can’t get in the worst chav side in over 20yrs? And why do we need so many MF players in the first instance? Ah yeah, Jurgen and his ‘I have 8 midfield players’ crap; pity they all turned out to be a mix of past it/never up to it in the first instance.
  6. We were a fucking shambles in that first half, worst I’ve see in long time time, possibly going back to Woy. As for Arsenal, don’t really mind the team but their fans harbour the utter delusion they’re a bigger club than Liverpool, which totally baffles me…and that cunt Tierney makes me want to carry out acts of totally irrational violence merely by seeing his smug face!
  7. Totally effed-off like everyone else. Hard to know what’s caused it but 2-3yrs of doing fuck all constructive planning in the transfer market have caught us out. Jones ain’t gonna make it; Harvey’s a decent player and seems like a great lad but he’s slow as fuck and has zero physicality and neither of those problems are going to change. The management went all in on Thiago, who’s a stunning player when fit (!) and in the right team, but we’re not right team - Klopp’s best team had 3 guys who’d run themselves into the ground to get the ball off the opposition and we don’t do that anymore. As for Trent, I’d say he’s already at a career crossroads which is unbelievable given what he’s achieved and at his age, but let’s say he start’s next season in the same shambolic form, what then? Every fucking team in Europe targets him and it’s not because they want a look at his cool hair-do. Up-front, fucking mess also. As Dave says we bought a guy and have no idea how to play him and wastefulness has killed us at times. I’m not even hopeful the summer will turn things around - If you were Bellingham you’d run a fucking mile and even if he does come he’s not fixing anything by himself. We could spend £250m without breaking sweat and not get close to what we were between 2018-22. Depressing…
  8. Depressing but not surprising. Slow, witless in MF. When we had a decent great MF Baj and Harvey wouldn’t haven’t git in the squad let alone the first team - they’re both neat and tidy and Bajcetic might turn into a very good ‘Thiago lite’, but if you’re looking to breakdown shite away from home does anyone have any faith that the two young lads will provide the spark? We’re the kings of the 5 yard sideways pass: Virge to Ibou; Ibou to Virge, who then might knock it 5yards forward to Fab or Gakpo/Jota coming deep to knock it back to Virge…repeat. 1 0 down with 20 to play and they were still at that shit. Have they forgotten what urgency is? And I swear this is not being wise after the fact but if Milner’s on the pitch and we get a pen we need 5 of the other players to sit on Mo until the kick’s taken. I never expect him to score but fuck me Saturday’s was just eye-wateringly bad. Ughhhh….
  9. A report fit for the match Dave. Big mention for Fab as I thought he was cooked and I’m delighted to have been proven wrong. Special award goes to Anthony in the ‘utter tool showboating far too early’ category, but he disappeared up his own hole in the second half before he could collect it; “dirty tramp” award could go to most of the Mancs but Mctominay snides his way to the gong for trying to remove Cody’s leg - follow-through my hole, that fucker knew what he was at. And last but not least, ‘most punchable face’ goes to…Bruno, who else? (Anthony came a close 2nd and will overtake him though. guaranteed!)
  10. Spot-on report, wouldn’t disagree with any of it. I just hope JK is a ruthless bastard during the summer. Much as the guys have been brilliant and given us 5 of the best years since the ‘80s, there’s zero room for sentiment and there’s 5 or 6 who can’t cut it. I’m trying to think of any player who’s been a bigger let down than Keita and I can’t think of one. Diouf was a disaster, but everyone knew he was a cunt to begin with so no-one was disappointed. But that wee fraud Keita grinds my fucking gears. Aside from that, well done Dave for calling out the elephant in the room: Trent has been a joke all season. His on-pitch demeanour is a disgrace and I wouldn’t be surprised if his social media is full of him lounging on yachts with Lewis fucking Hamilton all summer. He needs to remember the hunger he had at 18 instead of his next £xhundred hairstyle
  11. Unlike a few I was raging. Not so much that we’d had our collective trunks pulled down by those fu*****s, but raging that our recruitment has been so piss-poor that we’re left with an 18yr old in MF against Modric and the other two who walk into most European teams. I could go on about this but fuck it. The utterly depressing thing is we could drop £200-250m during the summer and not even begin to cure the problems. Klopp’s all-in on Bellingham, but he’s not fixing MF by himself. The defence - Joe isn’t and will never be good enough, Joel’s cooked, Virge will be 32 during the summer and how likely is Konate to ever play a full season? Whoever arrives I just prey to god in high heaven they aren’t fucking sick-notes, but if the club’s serious about getting the team to where they were then by my reckoning it’s at the least a world-class CB and two world-class MF (possibly 3 if we’re being honest) minimum. And I don’t mean young guys who might be the next big thing, we need proven talent who can come in and improve the team straightaway otherwise we’ll fall further behind. Not asking much I know…
  12. Nice one Dave, you’re basically articulating the pain that all of us are feeling at the moment. It’s almost laughable how bad this team of club legends have become. And that’s what the majority of them are which makes it worse and utterly unfathomable. Defence is shot, MF is a disgrace - yeah young Bajčetic is doing ok but he’s a half-decent flower (not a rose yet) among an acre of fucking weeds right now. Let’s face it, an 18yr old who wouldn’t have made the match-day squad much of last season is our only glimmer of hope! Up front, Mo’s been shite for a year now, but isn’t helped by being played wide; I’m running out of hope/patience with Darwin. I said in a post after the Brentford game that his finishing is fucking killing us and nothing’s changed. And now we’ve dropped Gakpo into this sea of mediocrity and truthfully, I don’t know what he is or is supposed to be doing. It’s a monumental shit-show across the club, owners, players and. - yes, let’s be honest! - Klopp and the back room staff. You build from strength and our time to do that was 2019-2022 and we did fuck all except sit on our hands. How many elite players are looking at us now and thinking ‘yeah, I fancy some of that’? We had the money for Tchouaméni (is he clairvoyant by the way?), but when he bailed we threw our toys out of the pram screaming “if I can’t get the latest PS5 I don’t want anything!!” What the fuck was all that about, an A list club that didn’t have a plan B??! I know the MF won’t necessarily cure the problems up front, but it sure as shit would make us tighter at the back. I’m looking for positives and the only ones I can see are 3 or 4 of the injured guys coming back in but who knows what level they’ll be at? Why can’t it be late May right now…
  13. Christ Dave you did well to get that much copy out that turgid pile of shite! The Ukrainian lad…ah remember when we signed technically good players who were fast as feck? Yeah I know Darwin’s quick, but you know I mean. Nothing to add except once this rancid turd-burger of a season is over I want someone in the know to write a book detailing exactly why this team nearly reached the top of Everest, took a sideways step to admire the view and promptly fell off the fucking mountain. Someone in the club is absolutely bound to know exactly why and when it started to happen…
  14. Couldn't disagree with one word of that, particularly on Klopp. I've read so much 'FSG Out' shite since Saturday, but they don't pick or coach the team and I'm pretty sure Henry isn't in front of the whiteboard on a Friday before a game. It's true they haven't backed Klopp as much as everyone wants, but to an extent JK's let them off the hook time and time again saying he's happy with the MF players he has. How could you be happy with them?? They're a mix of 30-somethings, sick-notes and kids who show ZERO sign of ever being at the standard you need to compete at. Klopp should have been kicking the MD's fucking door in demanding back-up in the transfer market, but we stagnated instead. I have the argument over and over: when we dominated in the 80's we never stood still, we always were on the hunt for someone better, an upgrade and it didn't matter who you were, if there was someone better you got replaced. And I'm not letting the front 3 off either - I'm fucking sick of the sight of Mo running down yet another blind allay, into traffic and losing the ball. And to make matters worse I'm doing dry Jan in the middle of this shit... (sighs and rolls eyes)
  15. Apologies for longish post... Crazy watching that and trying to reconcile that just over 6 months ago virtually the same set of players were going for the Quad. I can’t get my head around – Mane’s loss was big but surely not THAT big. The MF legs have definitely gone and I agree with Dave, if we’re not buying players who suit the system we need to rethink the system. Having said that, the young blood coming into the team are meh! Sorry, but just because Harvey’s a fan/decent kid/neat & tidy shouldn’t make us (or JK) oblivious to the obvious fact that at this level he’s bang average. Yes he’s young, but is he going to get 2-3 seconds quicker just because he’s a year older? Is he going to be any more dynamic? Will he suddenly learn how to defend? He’s reasonable going forward but defensively he’s a total liability. The back 4 are over exposed because we’ve let the MF age without replacing deadwood and hoping that one or more of the kids make a Gerrard-like breakthrough, and being honest none of them are looking likely – they’re all the same, neat & tidy technical players who have zero pace & would get knocked over by an ‘adult’. None of our MF create anything at the moment though and there’s zero goal threat from any of them as well. And I know this is not going to go down well, but Darwin’s finishing is fucking killing us. I love the guy and would love nothing more than for him to be the monster that we all hope/suspect is lurking in him, but at the minute he's as likely to hit the corner-flag as the target. If he nets that one first-half last night it gives everyone a lift and perhaps it’s a different game. And let’s be honest, he’s not that unlucky with the finish, he hits it petty well but it's right in virtually the only spot where Mee can get back to clear it. Jotta & Diaz have been much bigger blows than anyone thought. The whole thing is like a Stephen King novel – I was thinking Misery but there’s a few others (The Dead Zone…Rage etc).
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