UnwelcomeinPeru

The reasons why there is a cold shoulder always waiting for me in Lima are complex, but to reassure you, it doesn't involve any marmalade misunderstandings.

First thank you Dave for another season of fantastic reports, not least recently given your personal losses. I am with you on the walkaround. My brother and I left after Origi's presentation, I didn't feel we needed to be peering into a huge crowd of strangers, strangers' friends, strangers' friends toddlers looking for a red shirt to applaud. That can wait until Saturday a Saint-Denis.

Isn't it because if you stand on a defender's foot and then fall over that isn't a foul on you? I can draft the email for Riley if so.

If you can be bothered with the walk, parking on Bank Hall by the station, or on Stanley Road at the bottom of Fountains Road, works just fine (depending on what direction you're coming from of course....)

Qui redoluit, fecit.

Not wearing coats.

315m for Traore would be decent business for Wolves, a little surprising they didn't take it.

Yes and I have it at the back of my mind that he once did an entertaining piece to camera involving an empty cabinet and a clock. Am I mistaken?

But when you have had enough, you can find a cool empty silence

Minus 273 Kelvin is absolutely freezing.

I don't think there is any doubt that they play host to the green-eyed monster.

In Horrible Histories occasionally a strapline appears that says 'people really believed this' when it came to flat earth, worms curing blindness, etc.

It is. I don't know if there is a 'life's small pleasures' thread but listening to PopMaster when some tool gets 3 points (and that's only because Bruce rolls it across the six yard line at the end for a tap in) is one of them.

It looks like the Spanish clubs made a complaint under Spanish competition law against UEFA, possibly for abuse of a dominant position.

For a horrible moment I thought that sentence was going to end with 'take it up the shitter there'.