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  1. UnwelcomeinPeru

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    I don't think there is any doubt that they play host to the green-eyed monster.
  2. UnwelcomeinPeru

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    In Horrible Histories occasionally a strapline appears that says 'people really believed this' when it came to flat earth, worms curing blindness, etc.
  3. UnwelcomeinPeru

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    It is. I don't know if there is a 'life's small pleasures' thread but listening to PopMaster when some tool gets 3 points (and that's only because Bruce rolls it across the six yard line at the end for a tap in) is one of them.
  4. UnwelcomeinPeru

    "Super League" Clubs Fined

    It looks like the Spanish clubs made a complaint under Spanish competition law against UEFA, possibly for abuse of a dominant position.
  5. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Untrue trivia

    For a horrible moment I thought that sentence was going to end with 'take it up the shitter there'.
  6. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Untrue trivia

    The back-perm mullet popularised by personalities such as Chris Waddle and Bob Carolgees was outlawed by UN Convention in 1991, shortly after the fall of Communism. Australia and New Zealand negotiated a twenty year block exemption, which makes this year interesting.
  7. UnwelcomeinPeru

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Shouldn't that be in the Untrue Trivia thread?
  8. Are you suggesting that Salah should be allowed to compete in the Winter Olympics?
  9. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Untrue trivia

    There is no difference between a crocodile and an alligator, save that the former tends to be seen in a while, and the latter usually seen later.
  10. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Untrue trivia

    Tedious panel show ever present Tom Allen lives in a trailer with his wife, girlfriend and their nine kids.
  11. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Untrue trivia

    George Bush (Senior) invented the beaded seat cover after experiencing back pain while serving as a pilot in WW2.
  12. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Featured: That was the week that was (Jun 6-11 2021)

    Based on my rough knowledge of French tax rates Liverpool would have needed to have paid GW around £210 a week to match what he will net from PSG (assuming DU's 250K is in ££s).
  13. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Products named without it's name in the product

    Jacket potatoes seem to have nothing to do with Kenny Jacket. And I am starting to wonder if Warren Buffet really did invent a convenient way of obtaining finger food.
  14. UnwelcomeinPeru

    Worst "top" player ever?

    I think it was at the Kop End, it was either 2-2, or maybe we were losing 1-2, but he was through, on the volley, did a complete air shot. It was disappointing.
  15. UnwelcomeinPeru

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    The needless dropping of personal pronouns. Why? What does it save? When I tweet about this later I will be saying 'I just made an inconsequential and tedious post on TLW' NOT 'Just made an...etc.'