UnwelcomeinPeru

The Charlatans. A Northern band. But the only one that people know Is the only one I know Not me Them

I should be over it by now, but the demise of Dolcis and Ravel still rankles.

I understand though that they then took away the music, which was the only thing he had, so he is no longer interested.

There seems to have been some reference to the fact that Woakes is uncomfortable against the short ball. This seems rather specious.

It fills a void. City cannot celebrate what they have because what they have is built on an empty foundation of money and false accounting. What we have they will never have. So they celebrate what they see that do not have. It's beneath embarrassing.

Newcastle's shithouse fans, sheesh. Championship club with small-time gobshite supporters. I thought Chelsea was as bad as it can get but somehow these knobheads were worse. A black and white Everton. It's been a long while since I was at a game that I enjoyed less, or more.

Isn't that because nobody really gives a toss about John Terry or Chelsea? Envy is the root of all the antipathy.

I quite enjoyed George's melodramatic (if erratic) VAR announcements. 'VAR Check - Penalty. VAR Check - Penalty.' (Men stare helplessly at the pitch. Confused children look up to anxious parents. Nervous pets whine and pace.) 'CHECK OVER. CHECK OVER.'

Why is taking your shirt off a bookable offence? Is there a reason?

Ah.

I'm loathe to be tiresome but if Dortmund win 4-1 Spurs go through on away goals.

Solksjaer. Ferguson pulling his strings out of shot.

Southampton's manager post win

No, there was no dispute about that whatsoever from anyone.