Licking fanny

[DJLJ]

** Shakes head **

 

robbief

 

BTW. robbie, I'll soon start suing you for neck damages, so much shaking of the head...

[robbief]

You ticked the wrong box mate.

 

You're a virgin, aren't you?

 

quality. i remember saying stuff like that. think it was in year 8 when we where all virgins............

[NelCarra]

I like doing it, but I cant stand it if shes got a smelly one, makes me feel sick, thinkin of a smelly one

[Malarkey]

i went down on a filth bag from wigan once, done her and her mate in the same night in the hotel. woke up in the morning with a rash around my mouth. these girls need to loose the mach3 and hit the veet/wax strips. stubble rash is awful.

 

Same in Swansea, this gash was naughty.

[Carradona]

robbief is hilarious.

[Bill]

What is happening to the younger generation? :no . Funny as fuck, I like it :thumbup:

[RoboRiise]

Great thread. I love the furburger me, but hold the cheese.

[wiiksie]

Great thread. I love the furburger me, but hold the cheese.

That to eat in or to go?

[Section_31]

A mate said he'd been down on his Mrs while she was on the blob, we asked him why it didn't knock him sick and he said: 'Hmmm, it's not for everyone, depends how partial you are to blood.' Urghh

[Malarkey]

A mate said he'd been down on his Mrs while she was on the blob, we asked him why it didn't knock him sick and he said: 'Hmmm, it's not for everyone, depends how partial you are to blood.' Urghh

 

Yeah, some are meant to go crusty the clown with dry blood.

[Section_31]

I won't even text a bird while she's on the blob, it truly disgusts me, as does the smell of fish.

[Edward.]

When fish have oral sex what do you think they compare the taste to?

[Faustus]

Can't beat a bit of fish pie.

[Faustus]

doesn't bother me noos. you go and stick your rocket in the grand canyon.

 

That made me laugh far more than it should have.

[Thants]

If you do it with your ear some sound like a clock.

[The-Sir]

I'm the only real man here.

[Paul]

Fuckin' Noos.

[Unrighteous]

Eh... I have my reasons but I don't particularly care for it. I do it though... if properly motivated(i.e. she actually gives a good bj)

[Sugar Ape]

crows nest? that has to go. my girlie thinks she would feel ashamed to go and get waxed in a salon so her and her mate do eachother. when i was 15 we never even used to take our bills off in the changies, now they are cosmetically enhancing their punani areas.

 

your bird is 15?

 

16 on 9/12/07:thumbup:

 

 

 

 

 

she's getting there.

 

Oh dear

 

not for anything he done, he actually did look like the peado.

 

i would be classed as a peado.........if i were over 18. i bet you have been with people 2 or more years different to your own age.

 

put it into perpective.

 

15-17 = spend a lot of time at school / with friends resulting in minimal time spent with partner. while she is with you she's fit, goes like grease lightening in bed and doesn't mind you coming home pissed / after a fight or not at all as she thinks she's lucky to be with an older lad.

 

18-23 = cocaine obsessed. no need to say any more.

 

24-29 = realise there are no men good enough for them (they are not good for men, makes them feel better to say it the other way round) and decide to concentrate on a career whilst slowly sagging and often experimenting with their last stage (18-23) and occasionally abuse drugs.

 

30-dead = saggy, wrinkly, smell like that perfume your nan used to wear mixed with mr. sheen, start going dirty again but not dirty enough to goose a complete mess for.

 

i know where i'm going for a shag.

 

i also understand that the majority of forumites can't go to the same group as me for obvious reason. god bless me when i'm your age!

 

The Fuck happened to Robbief?

 

Edit : Eagerly awaits RedKnight seeing this.

[RedKnight]

I had repetitive strain injury from shaking my head at his inanity.

[Pony Princess]

If you will venture into the mermaid's den, always carry a spear

[Liverpool lad]

Sum this up for me

[withnail71]

Sum this up for me

 

licking mott fucking rulez.

[Elite]

It's ace. Get's me turned on even more for the sex ahead.

[truered23]

Depends on the women. If she's a stunner I go all out, if she's not so nice, I still do it but its a tip of the tongue job!