Licking fanny

[Jairzinho]

Flexible.

 

I got 69 problems but an itch ain't one.

[Mathewbet1]

Only on really fit birds.

[Captain Turdseye]

You still standing by this?

 

Damn straight.

 

 

So. have you reached the point yet where you have realized that her stance on your incompetence in this area is actually a long-term strategy for you never, ever getting a blow job?

 

You're with the wrong bird mate.

[Captain Turdseye]

LFD, Mathewbet1, Red Jersey, scottthecanuck and Tony Manero all agree with me. That's like a who's who of TLW royalty right there. All of them are, erm, great guys.

[Fowlers God]

If Mr Champ signs up there maybe an inclusion of Champ in the slapper thread?

[Champ]

Just stop it, the lot of you. Master Champ is going Gold for reasons to do with a certain sport. This is not funny, do you hear!!!!!!

[Hand Shandy]

Oh I don't know.

 

I think it's pretty amusing...

[Champ]

Oh I don't know.

 

I think it's pretty amusing...

 

I thought you might!

 

Let this be a warning to you all....this is what you get when you're nice to people

[lifetime fan]

Just stop it, the lot of you. Master Champ is going Gold for reasons to do with a certain sport. This is not funny, do you hear!!!!!!

 

 

No, it's fucking hilarious.

 

Repped hard Rem.

[Champ]

No, it's fucking hilarious.

 

Repped hard Rem.

 

And you can fuck off too!

 

I couldnt even respond to his reply!

 

I would have asked Dave to delete that post but I reckon he's got enough on his plate without me crying to him.

 

Well, the haters will get their way now...

[Elite]

Licking fanny a lot gives you a chieselled Jaw line, David Coulthard is king of the mot munching.

[lifetime fan]

Licking fanny a lot gives you a chieselled Jaw line, David Coulthard is king of the mot munching.

 

 

That's why Simon looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf, the leg.

[Elite]

That's why Simon looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf, the leg.

 

That jaw line explains how he can take a dig from One Punch Jarv without flinching.

[Sugar Ape]

 

That's why Simon looks like Kryten from Red Dwarf' date=' the leg.[/quote']

 

And why Turdsy has got a chin like Enzo Maccarinelli.

[Elite]

It also explains why Amir Khan has a glass jaw. Virgin with a glass jaw, coincidence?

[Sugar Ape]

Now that we know he's got a glass jaw I'd put money on Bjornebye taking him in a fight.

[Fowlers God]

Just stop it, the lot of you. Master Champ is going Gold for reasons to do with a certain sport. This is not funny, do you hear!!!!!!

 

So Mr Champ IS signing up? Is that just so he can neg your sorry arse all day without getting shouted at?

[Champ]

So Mr Champ IS signing up? Is that just so he can neg your sorry arse all day without getting shouted at?

 

Nooooooo. Way worse. My son!

[Fowlers God]

Nooooooo. Way worse. My son!

 

Hope he's got balls of steel. But at least you get to embarass him in front of everyone.

[Hand Shandy]

 

Nooooooo. Way worse. My son!

 

And how old is the little cherub?

[Champ]

Hope he's got balls of steel. But at least you get to embarass him in front of everyone.

 

See the Fixtures thread on the MF. I dont think he'll be posting but what will he be reading?

 

As he would say in his fine impression of a certain Scots pundit, Embarrassing!

 

And how old is the little cherub?

 

Ner ner ner ner Nineteen

[Magic Sponge]

He won't have time to post.

 

At 19 he'll be too busy wanking.

[Hand Shandy]

 

See the Fixtures thread on the MF. I dont think he'll be posting but what will he be reading?

 

As he would say in his fine impression of a certain Scots pundit' date=' Embarrassing!

 

Ner ner ner ner Nineteen[/quote']

 

In which case I look forward to his contribution to the slapper thread...

[VladimirIlyich]

 

See the Fixtures thread on the MF. I dont think he'll be posting but what will he be reading?

 

As he would say in his fine impression of a certain Scots pundit' date=' Embarrassing!

 

Ner ner ner ner Nineteen[/quote']

 

This is going to be so funny.

Its a bit like an online version of catching your mum and dad having sex, doggy style and him on the vinegar stroke.

[Trumo]

Nooooooo. Way worse. My son!

 

The site's been crashing so much over the past few days, but this post was extremely jarring when I first saw it on TLW Live because all you see is the post, who posted it, and the name of the thread. That is one hell of an unfortunate juxtaposition!