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About Melchett

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  • Birthday 08/09/1973

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    Occasional spaceman.
  • Biography
    Born, posted, died.

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  1. Melchett

    Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed

    F off, that's what my taxes are for...
  2. Melchett

    Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed

    He was wanking me off at the time, but he told me this was normal procedure.
  3. Melchett

    Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed

    Whilst getting the snip, I pissed on the surgeons hands and face.
  4. Melchett

    Things that used to be shit but are now much better

    Scented candles, AIDS and double glazing.
  5. Melchett

    Cancel Culture

    The head.
  6. Melchett

    Rita Ora

    I'd snap her fucking back in two, the filthy minx. Grrrrrrrr
  7. Up yer minge, turbomong.
  8. Melchett


    Hey you, you leave the Greeks alone, they invented lesbianism dontcha know.
  9. Melchett

    Gerry Cinnamon

  10. Melchett

    Mass Monkey Brawl

    Oooohh chimpanzee that, MONKEY NEWS
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  12. Melchett

    Adidas Trainers

    We're nerds mate, woke up this morning thinking this is a day for my Oslo webs, alas a peek out my window and I've decided on my Terrex II instead.
  13. Melchett

    Women in Sport - The Hottest - prob NSFW

    Must have been fingered by an elephant.