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253 ExcellentAbout Melchett
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- Birthday 08/09/1973
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Occupation
Occasional spaceman.
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Biography
Born, posted, died.
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Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed
Melchett replied to Colonel Kurtz's topic in GF - General Forum
F off, that's what my taxes are for... -
Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed
Melchett replied to Colonel Kurtz's topic in GF - General Forum
He was wanking me off at the time, but he told me this was normal procedure. -
Most cringeworthy thing you’ve ever witnessed
Melchett replied to Colonel Kurtz's topic in GF - General Forum
Whilst getting the snip, I pissed on the surgeons hands and face.- 63 replies
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Things that used to be shit but are now much better
Melchett replied to Colonel Kurtz's topic in GF - General Forum
Scented candles, AIDS and double glazing. -
I'd snap her fucking back in two, the filthy minx. Grrrrrrrr
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First time in 30 years I don’t fancy a row.
Melchett replied to Rico1304's topic in GF - General Forum
Up yer minge, turbomong. -
Hey you, you leave the Greeks alone, they invented lesbianism dontcha know.
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Its a friggin bloke.
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Oooohh chimpanzee that, MONKEY NEWS
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We're nerds mate, woke up this morning thinking this is a day for my Oslo webs, alas a peek out my window and I've decided on my Terrex II instead.
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Women in Sport - The Hottest - prob NSFW
Melchett replied to Bjornebye's topic in GF - General Forum
Must have been fingered by an elephant.