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Can we not, just for a change, smash them to fucking pieces? That would make this weekend, which is going to pretty fraught, so much easier

This, absolutely There were a lot of nasty little racists just waiting for it to go tits up And when he turned out to be completely fucking brilliant and a really nice bloke and the Ev's ludicrous reaction things changed very quickly He's a pivotal figure in our history in more ways than one

Happy Birthday, Mark! Can I pay for a birthday card with 2p coins?

Like every big city it's got it's good & bad, I guess The old town is lovely during the day... you have to be a little careful at night. The new town is mainly affluent Avoid the Favelas on the outskirts

Lovely country, lots of volcanoes, decent beaches, nice people

Those beans look like they've been served in a Sample jar Bacon and eggs look good but 4 sausages is too much. Sausage overload!

Deffo dirty beaners Displays all the signs... deranged, violent, Stone Island

I reckon I've been there about 30 times at least over the last 7 or 8 years and for 20 of those it was raining. 10 of them it was blowing a gale When it was sunny, though, the Hoe and the Sound and Devon and Cornwall were fucking stunning

Istanbul is amazing If you get the opportunity to go then take it

My brother lives there so know it reasonably well Barbican has some good pubs, bars and restaurants and is lively Mutley is studenty and Mannamead nice The Hoe is lovely in the summer as is Rame Head and you are bang in the middle of a really lovely part of the country Bad things include the bad Janner peasants; it's fucking miles from anywhere and it rains, a lot

Apparently, Merkel and Macron are refusing to meet him

I'm not having a go at you, mate I'm just expressing my displeasure over a member of HM Civil Service

Judging by the details of the Bozo Backstop just released/leaked your man Frost is a fucking imbecile.... you expect more from HM Civil Service

Can't believe I'm watching this shite