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mattyq

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  1. You cheeky swine... I seem to remember you and Stringy talking knowledgably about the best strap ons money could buy with them and, I have to say, that along with the damage to my eyes from Turdseye's cargos I was getting a bit nervous This was exacerbated when you tried to pull the one that looked like Tommy Robinson Good times
  2. Fuck Forest... always hated the scabrous goose fair fucks
  3. Think it's human nature to look for a change or split if things aren't great. This can be a good thing or a bad thing You'll need a strong and realistic plan and good and honest people to lead and implement it. Therein lies the problem with Scots Indy, Brexit etc etc Shit plans that promise the Earth led by the worst people imaginable... what can possibly go wrong? A fucking lot
  4. I've shot with several types o guns Once you get over the initial thrill... about 5 minutes, they're fucking noisy and tedious and hot and heavy Each to their own, I suppose
  5. That Ash Regan is as mad as a fucking box of frogs Would
  6. He's just bought himself a big fuck off house down the road from me with a public footpath through the front garden Feel for the neighbours
  7. Can't stand Nationalists and Brexit cunts but Sturgeon was a colossus o a politician who's almost certainly gone at the right time. Never been able to get my head around all this trans bollocks... I'm profoundly disinterested in it
  8. Got smashed last weekend for the first time in ages It was great I intend doing it more often this year
  9. Hope you're having a splendid day, Cath!!
  10. mattyq

    Porto

    Spent a week there in 2012. Nice little tram, excellent and massive G&Ts, great Port, vino verde... was drunk a lot so everything's a little hazy Cool town
  11. No problems sleeping really... it's deffo a blessing
  12. I never thought Putin would invade... Didn't realis he was that stupid and crazed Think Tom's being a bit of a party pooper and being deliberately contrary
  13. Really enjoyed that tonight Proper shenanigans
  14. I'm enjoying immensely watching the Ukranians beat seven shades of shite out of the Russians Worked with a few of them, Ukranians, that is, and couldn't be happier for them
  15. You cheeky devil Looks more likely yourself getting caught having a danger wank with your missus undies atop your head
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