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  1. That's got to be American They can very many great things with the brunch, bbq and ribs and high quality cow products but the shite sausages and bacon are the dregs of the world and a stain on humanity
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    The Covid is a bad fucker Best wishes for you & your ma, mate!
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    US Election 2020 Thread

    It turns out that these fearless warriors for truth, justice & apple pie are: The “Voter Integrity Fund” is run by government employees and former Trump campaign staffers who are analyzing voter data in six key states, according to founder Matt Braynard, who worked for the Trump campaign’s data team in 2016. https://www.inquirer.com/politics/pennsylvania/voter-integrity-fund-pennsylvania-georgia-wisconsin-trump-2020-20201113.html
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    Fit Birds Who Fly Under the Radar

    She's got to be the best thing out of Blackpool in recorded history
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    US Election 2020 Thread

    Don't think that actually happened. Trump's team made a claim but produced no verifiable evidence to back that claim up. Ergo, it gets thrown out If what you said actually happened then there would have been recourse to appeal
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    Keir Starmer

    Can't see that at all although it'd be a brilliant opportunity for Labour. The Covid disaster still fresh in everybody's memory and Brexit grinding everything good into dust
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    US Election 2020 Thread

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
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    Static Caravans

    Years ago I was friendly with somebody who was a rozzer on the vice squad in the Met. Her favourite rant was about people who lived on house boats and canal barges in that their London. She reckoned a lot of them were deviants and paedos as they could move about all the time and avoid having to give fixed addresses. This was 20 years ago... wonder if anything's changed?
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    Sting says Love is the 7th wave so only 4 more to go or is it 6? I'm losing track
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    Static Caravans

    Haha, a well known affliction I like to call ESD or Excessive Scouse Disorder which happens to some the minute they leave Liverpool. The accent becomes more pronounced and they become slightly more aggressive. There's a knobhead in my local that everybody calls Scouse. I asked him where he was from a while back, West Kirby was the answer
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    Static Caravans

    Booooo Although at £8000 pa fuck that
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    Static Caravans

    Yup, we loved it. We spent 3 weeks of the summer holidays there as well as lots of weekends, half terms etc You didn't miss the tv as you were out virtually the whole day in summer playing footie or roaming around the beach or woods At the time it took about 2.5 hours to get there from Liverpool which was the biggest ball ache. Probably quicker now
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    Static Caravans

    My family used to have one in Harlech when I was a kid. Can still remember the smell to this day Looking back it was ancient... it had a coal open fire, in a caravan, fucking hell It was brilliant, though. No tv, just the radio. Happy Days!!
  14. Haha, same here. Don't think I've heard that phrase in at least 30 years
  15. Quorn mince is pretty good for making Chilli or Bolognese