Licking fanny

[Sugar Ape]

That post was made about a week or so after I met my bird. I still stand by my original vote. She's fine with it, in fact she told me she wasn't a fan before I ever mentioned it. The perfect woman.

 

Say 'NO' to licking fanny.

 

You still standing by this?

 

Proper wrong'un you.

[Champ]

 

You still standing by this?

 

Proper wrong'un you.

 

Haha! You never forgot that either!!!

[Sugar Ape]

Memory like an Elephant.

[Fowlers God]

A proper wrong'un!

[Champ]

Haha! You never forgot that either!!!

 

Memory like an Elephant.

 

Once read never forgotten

[Sugar Ape]

Take me upstairs Turdsy and lick my clit!

 

[Tony Moanero]

I'd sooner have my cock sucked!

[PestiRed]

That post was made about a week or so after I met my bird. I still stand by my original vote. She's fine with it, in fact she told me she wasn't a fan before I ever mentioned it. The perfect woman.

 

Say 'NO' to licking fanny.

 

So. have you reached the point yet where you have realized that her stance on your incompetence in this area is actually a long-term strategy for you never, ever getting a blow job?

[Sugar Ape]

I'd sooner have my cock sucked!

 

Turdseye would probably prefer sucking your cock to having a go at a minge.

[The_Goat]

God only knows what an American would think of this thread

[Champ]

I see General Dryness lurking. Not a happy thought!

[Pony Princess]

Why the fuck would you want to lick a girls fanny? What the hell is wrong with some of you people? Piss and babies come out of there.

[TheBitch]

Why the fuck would you want to lick a girls fanny? What the hell is wrong with some of you people? Piss and babies come out of there.

 

Mmmmm. Piss.

[Red Soul]

Why the fuck would you want to lick a girls fanny? What the hell is wrong with some of you people? Piss and babies come out of there.

 

Not on my watch they dont.

[Alan Sex]

 

Not on my watch they dont.

 

Now you're getting mixed up. You lose your watch when fisting, not motor boating the meat flaps.

[Sugar Ape]

No surprise The Captain hasn't commented on this since I bumped it. Probably turned his stomach once he noticed the thread.

[Champ]

No surprise The Captain hasn't commented on this since I bumped it. Probably turned his stomach once he noticed the thread.

 

Tbf, I dont think he's been on here since you bumped the thread

[General Dryness]

I see General Dryness lurking. Not a happy thought!

 

There'll be no dryness, general or otherwise, where this topics concerned.

[General Dryness]

Mmmmm. Piss.

 

Mmmm. Babies.

[General Dryness]

Looks like an overwhelming landslide in favour of drinking white wine from the furry cup.

 

Now, what does everyone think of rimming?

[Total Longo]

Looks like an overwhelming landslide in favour of drinking white wine from the furry cup.

 

Now, what does everyone think of rimming?

 

Funniest character in Red Dwarf.

[General Dryness]

Funniest character in Red Dwarf.

 

Oh you.

[VladimirIlyich]

Why the fuck would you want to lick a girls fanny? What the hell is wrong with some of you people? Piss and babies come out of there.

 

Only somebody who travels the Hershey Highway could say this.

[Jairzinho]

I'd sooner have my cock sucked!

 

Controversial.

[Alan Sex]

 

Controversial.

 

Flexible.