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Herp McDerp

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  1. You forgot about the most devastating miss for our team. Keita will be away too.
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    Upcoming Games

    The best thing about Elden Ring has been their subreddit which is frequented by posters that make thedrowningman seem positive in comparison. Now that there has been further 'news' regarding the game they seem lost, it's pretty funny.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    I hope they go down, the cunts.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    There's no need for you to explain anything, I understood the gist of your argument and was just telling you that it's equal parts idiotic and myopic. Oh and I believe that people like you are not far removed from City and Chelsea fans in your "Fuck you we've got ours" attitude.
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    Diogo Jota

    Stop being so naive mate. It's no coincidence that the injuries only kicked in once the borders shut and our PEDs and horse jizz/omelettes stopped flowing across the border.
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    The Ailment thread

    Back pain has to be one of the most debilitating 'non-serious' conditions out there. I have broken bones and torn ligaments before and I would honestly take 2 broken legs right now if it meant I could get off this hell ride where I dont know when I'm going to end up bedridden for no good reason. I messed up my back about 6 weeks ago and it was slowly getting better until I coughed while brushing my teeth today. I can now barely walk and have spent all day calling everyone under the sun a cunt. Behaviour that passes for normal over on the FF but funnily enough doesnt go down too well in the office.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    We could be making 10 times what we currently are and you'd still find a way to defend FSG signing a 50 year old Jon Walters in the January 2034 transfer window.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    Those of you wanting the TV deals to be redrawnin our favour at the expense of the smaller clubs or calling for super leagues may as well go the whole hog and start praying to be taken over by the Saudis while you're at it. You're no different to City and Chelsea fans as far as I'm concerned.
  9. Not fussed, it'll be Madrid's problem by then anyway.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    Think Solskjaer was having a go at Chelsea today as they mentioned the penalties being awarded to United in their match program. Edit: It was on their website actually. Ole's cracking up. The Man United skipper’s actions will also be under scrutiny again on Sunday after his penalty area tangle with Jamal Lascelles last weekend. In recent Chelsea meetings the Red Devils’ centre-back has survived VAR reviews of a potential penalty foul on Cesar Azpilicueta and violent challenge on Michy Batshuayi that may well have affected the outcome.
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    Sheffield United 0 Liverpool 2 (Feb 28 2021)

    This sectarian shit is wild.
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    The shitness of modern football

    The big six. Just fuck off.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    One for the shitness of modern football thread that. Same goes for the super league some on here seem so keen on because we didn't get a penalty against someone once. I would hate for the TV rights to end up being divvied up the way it is in Spain, may as well just relegate 2/3rds of the league, have a top 6 mini league and be done with it if that's the way we're headed.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    So is its safe to say that plucky lil' United's David vs Goliath-esque title challenge is over now?
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    Zlatan Ibrahimović Vs Fernando Torres

    If beefcakes do it for you 2021 Torres will probably cause a spot of bother in your pantal region. He's built like a brick shithouse now.
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    Chelsea (H) PL - Thurs 4th Mar 2021 at 20:15

    Giroud would rip Kabak a new arsehole. Fab needs to play at the back if fit.
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    Diogo Jota

    @Chip Butty this isn't personal mate but I hope you stub your little toe on every coffee table you come across from this day forward.
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    Sheffield Utd (A) PL - Sun 28th Feb 2021 at 19:15

    Thank fuck for that, pig. Thank fuck for that.
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    The world of a woman.

    Christ. I take it you'll be turning yourself in and confessing to a murder soon?
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    Other football - 2020/21

    Great, we can look forward to a Bale wankathon all next week now.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    We brokeded them. All jokes aside, i doubt it's got very much to do with them raising their game against us, we're just absolutely fucking useless at the moment.
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    Other football - 2020/21

    I'm not gonna lie, this whole schtick where a team beats us and then turns to shit right after is beginning to wear real thin now.