Xherdan Shaqiri

[Denny Crane]

Got the touch of Thomas Brolin/Rooney about him in his build.

 

I'm 6ft3 and only weigh 5 kilos more than this little rotund hobbit who is 5ft6 and reportedly weighs 72kgs. Carrying a wee bit too much weight even if it probably isn't fat. He defo is one of those oddballs who are obsessed by lifting and will challenge everyone to see how much they can bench.

 

He's actually got some quality though and is more creative than Lallana.  I suspect he will be sold next summer at a huge profit. Let's hope he manages to get lean and contribute when needed and help us win stuff not just be good for the balance sheet.

[TheHowieLama]

I dont care if he eats pies at halftime -- get it done and he is good.

 

I do reserve the right to call him shite and fat the minute it goes south.

[Anny Road]

77kg at 6' 3''. Jesus. In a good way.

 

try 91 at 5'11''

[El Dangerous]

Denny Crane would get a game in goal for us.

[House of Dirk]

Got the touch of Thomas Brolin/Rooney about him in his build.

 

I'm 6ft3 and only weigh 5 kilos more than this little rotund hobbit who is 5ft6 and reportedly weighs 72kgs. Carrying a wee bit too much weight even if it probably isn't fat. He defo is one of those oddballs who are obsessed by lifting and will challenge everyone to see how much they can bench.

 

He's actually got some quality though and is more creative than Lallana.  I suspect he will be sold next summer at a huge profit. Let's hope he manages to get lean and contribute when needed and help us win stuff not just be good for the balance sheet.

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

Purple Shaqiri? Sounds like a drink,or an STD.

[Chip Butty]

Andy Shaqiri

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Andy Shaqiri

Bending pumps all over the North End.

[setreal]

I'm neutral about this.

[chrisbonnie]

Got the touch of Thomas Brolin/Rooney about him in his build.

 

I'm 6ft3 and only weigh 5 kilos more than this little rotund hobbit who is 5ft6 and reportedly weighs 72kgs. Carrying a wee bit too much weight even if it probably isn't fat. He defo is one of those oddballs who are obsessed by lifting and will challenge everyone to see how much they can bench.

 

He's actually got some quality though and is more creative than Lallana. I suspect he will be sold next summer at a huge profit. Let's hope he manages to get lean and contribute when needed and help us win stuff not just be good for the balance sheet.

6ft 3 and you're 72kgs, what are you, a marathon runner with an eating disorder?

 

I'm 6-2 and weigh 90 kgs. Granted I could lose a few kg, but 72kgs, really........

[El Rojo]

Denny Crane is The Slender Man.

[skend04]

6ft 3 and you're 72kgs, what are you, a marathon runner with an eating disorder?

 

I'm 6-2 and weigh 90 kgs. Granted I could lose a few kg, but 72kgs, really........

I was thinking the same. I'm 6'3", 101kgs and pretty slim. Denny must just literally be bones with skin.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Drifts away on a slight breeze.......

[Denny Crane]

12stone 3 which is about 77-78 kilos. I think you are missing the extra 5 kilos 72 +5.

 

 

Most people overestimate what weight they should be I'm sure 100 kilos is on the obese side.

 

I'd be astonished if you are slim at 101 kilos. Unless you are sub 10% bodyfat and cut like Ronaldo.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Metric weight measurements can go this summer.

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm neutral about this.

I see what you did there.

[El Dangerous]

Fucking hell lads, enough with the body shaming. If you can't love Denny at his slenderest you don't deserve him at his not as slenderest.

[diamondjoe]

We haven't had a decent fat lad for a while.

[an tha]

12stone 3 which is about 77-78 kilos. I think you are missing the extra 5 kilos 72 +5.

 

 

Most people overestimate what weight they should be I'm sure 100 kilos is on the obese side.

 

I'd be astonished if you are slim at 101 kilos. Unless you are sub 10% bodyfat and cut like Ronaldo.

100kg isn't even 16 stone - which for a fella of 6ft plus isn't all that heavy really.

[Denny Crane]

I'll admit I'm safe from purps clutches as he will pass on my manly physique...

 

But I can see why the UK has an obesity crisis and is the fatboy of Europe. Unless you play rugby or need a big physique for a reason or are very very muscular. You are ahem defo bigboned if you are 6ft to say 6ft3 and 100kilos.

[Anubis]

He has the type of physique my mum would describe as 'here's my head, my arse is coming.'

[Aventus]

Stick the fat cunt in goal, he'll take up a larger percentage of the goal than the other 2, even if he stood still there's good odds that it'll just bounce off him. Him height is a worry though maybe get him some 6 inch thick insoles.

[TheHowieLama]

Sleep in the kitchen with his feet out in the hall

[Hades]

Denny is a healthy weight. Your BMI should be lower than 23 unless you're a pro athlete. Modernity has warped all perspective of a healthy weight. My BMI is 26 but I'm looking to get it under 20 as I can no longer lift weights without joint issues.

[Lee909]

BMI is a load of outdated,medical for the masses fucking shite