JustTosh

10/11/2019: 51 mins: Liverpool – Man City 3-0. Good match between two good teams. Could be 3-3 at that time but wasn’t. 02/07/2020: 45 mins: Man City – Liverpool 3-0. Good match between two good teams. Could be 3-3 at that time but wasn’t. We played well until they scored. You can’t keep missing chances against a team as good as Man City, eventually you’re going to pay the price. That’s it really. Shit happens.

In my younger days I was a goalie. When shots come in at you like this one you tend to react almost instinctively. When those two duck it's absolutely possible the keeper has a small reaction, his body more than his mind expects the shot to come in that corner. If you shift your weight onto the wrong foot you're done. Their keeper wasn't rooted to his line, but it could have been the reason for a slightly delayed reaction. I agree, it's smart.

Does anyone know when his contract with us expires?

Now I know no-marks like David Gilmour isn't even fit to string the great Bon Jovi's guitar. How could I be so wrong? As the Americans now praise their president for protecting them from Covid-19, I now bow my head in admiration of your musical superiority. I’m no longer a little worried about your sanity, I’m deeply concerned ;-) .

Bill Shankly, nearly 50 years ago: “My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility. Had Napoleon had that idea he would have conquered the bloody world. I wanted Liverpool to be untouchable. My idea was to build Liverpool up and up until eventually everyone would have to submit and give in.” He was right. They really have no other option than to submit. Wipe your tears babies!

This was more than good, it was brilliant. Some might even call it Bon Jovi good.

Top stuff as always Dave, but this sentence makes me think you’re losing it. I’m now a bit worried about your mental health. Bon f*** Jovi? Their rank as a band must be somewhere around where Kidderminster is in footy.

Keita Allison Matip

Mocking people for living in poverty is really beyond belief. I wouldn’t even call it insulting, just plain stupid. If insulting, they’re insulting themselves, screaming to all the world, “I’m an idiot, I don’t have any social conscience, my mind can’t comprehend anything more complex than my next pint.

They won't realise this of course, but the one person who'd be most upset by those songs is probably gooing to be Marcus Rashford. If he's too ashamed of playing for his current team he could always come to us.

Next time he enters Anfield he should be given a big round of applause. The stupid mancs preparing to sing their favorite "merederer" song wouldn’t know what to do. They'd be demolished by share and simple humanity.

Last summer when we didn’t sign anyone but a couple of kids, I remember people shouting: ”We’ve just won the CL. Not using our position to strengthen our squad is madness. F*** off FSG!” I guess all your nightmares came through; 29 games, 27-1-1 so far. Is it really the end of the world, or the end of any logical ambition to go yet another summer without a big name signed? Or maybe we should just copy what they do a couple of miles east down M62: Angel di Maria, Alexis Sanchez, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Radamel Facao, Sebastian Veron to name a few. Relax fellas, we’ll do OK next season. It’s been a long time since we’ve had youngster of the quality we now have knocking on the door. I look forward to see them force their way into the team. I anticipate a wet dream, not a nightmare.

Why bother with all these difficulties. Keep It Stupid Simple, don'y buy any of them... ... buy MBappe instead

10. Shouts “come and get me!” louder than a hooker in need of a fix

That's the way things go isn't it: 1. Best player for Liverpool FC - could be all time legend 2. Snubs LFC to join glorified Spanish team 3. Misses out on CL winner medal 4. Fails at Spanish club 5. Desperately wants to come back, but LFC says no f*** way 6. Signs for Newcastle 7. Ends career at Old Trafford