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El Dangerous

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  1. El Dangerous

    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Stuart Barlow’s career has really taken a nosedive.
  2. We’re already short at right back as it is.
  3. The thing is, paying him £50k a week and £0 signing on fee would represent terrible value because he’d be taking up a squad place that a fit player who might actually contribute could have.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    Bissouma? I hardly even knew her.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Look at Dortmund since Kloppo left and took all the good gear with him. It’s not a coincidence lads, connnect the dots. It’s the only reasonable explanation. I’d be willing to bet that when Klopp leaves we’ll get a bit shitter and his next team will be ace because he’ll take the good drugs with him again.
  6. Little cunt wants to get the off the laughing gas.
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    Curtis Jones

    It’s hard to dominate a midfield when there’s literally twice as many midfielders than you. Just ask the best defensive midfielder in the world who also had an off day.
  8. It’s a little known accounting trick. Save money by not actually spending anything on the thing you’re pretending to do.
  9. This little mother fucker score two pens last night, is he the new Suarez or something. Get him signed.
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    Tim Sherwood - He's Got To Stay

    I believe that was a misunderstanding leading from Le Saux calling him Batty Boy and Batty finding it a bit hypercritical seeing as he’d never even read The Guardian.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    I’ll take Honky Tonk please.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    If Marco Asensio is the answer then I assume the question is how many shit £70m attacking midfielders can Arsenal pay £300k a week to?
  13. The emergence of Jones and Elliott probably helps him. There’s tons of quality to be had out of those two in the near future so there’s barely any pressure on Naby. We don’t need him to be world class we just need him to fill a gap.
  14. Queef Gomez Nat Konate Tsimakis Jennings Milner Naby Gordon Origi Takamichinoku
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    Kostas Tsimikas

    I’m not one for racial stereotyping.
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    Kostas Tsimikas

    I hope we name a chippy after him.
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    Good to forward plan for life without Klopp.
  18. The difference is that a footballer should never have to look at their mates back to front leg, it’s just a game and they’re players, a soldier knows what he’s signing up for and blood and guts is very much in the job description.
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    Klopp Kopped.

    Was it JP who used to big up signing players like Jason Puncheon and Yannick Bolasie or was that Funnneee?
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    Summer 2021 transfer thread.

    Don’t worry, if any of your colleagues look over your shoulder just tell them you’re on a smut site, they’ll never guess you’re on a football fan forum.
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    Harvey Elliott

    The Echo are really going in to over drive with the Harvey hype. Apparently his injury is a big blow for Mo and Trent as Elliott is quickly becoming indispensable to us. Give him a chance.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    Where’s the L’Oréal money Dave? I’m sure I remember Andy Heaton mentioning he got a free Smeg fridge from having so many Twitter followers.
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    Go fuck yourselves FSG

    I’m not anti FSG but it has to be said that they have done a terrific job of dampening our expectations. In the time they have owned the club they’ve won less trophies than in the 10 years previous. A lot of that can be attributed to the rise of City and Chlesea continuing to be a force but City have only really took Arsenal’s place as our competitors. The fact we as a fan base don’t even care about cup competitions shows how much we lack ambition these days.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    They’re just content creators like the millions of Tik Tok’ers, Youtubers, and other podcasters. They’ve done well for themselves to be fair. l don’t subscribe to any of their stuff or give them any money because I get my fix of mostly blokes talking shit I don’t agree with on here.