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  1. Scottish Steve

    Brookside

    I was a guest on Soccer AM back in 2002 (Hearts fans were the supporters of the week) & Tinhead was on too. He came across as a bit of a twat if truth be told
  2. Scottish Steve

    Weird things you're proud of

    Yeh, I shouldn't post using my phone, I always fuck it up!
  3. Scottish Steve

    Weird things you're proud of

  4. Scottish Steve

    Weird things you're proud of

    Cool. That knowledge is something weird you can be proud of
  5. Scottish Steve

    Weird things you're proud of

    Na, 110,000 words if memory serves
  6. Scottish Steve

    Weird things you're proud of

    I wrote a book about Scottish football which went straight to number one on Amazon in the Sport category. Stevie G's autobiography then knocked me off top spot
  7. During a trip round the world I spent time in Australia canvassing for Greenpeace. One evening I had a properly upset stomach & as I walked up the path of this massive house I knew I had v little time before my arse would unleash hell. I could hear people in the house, they were upstairs. I twatted on the door in a desperate fashion, I was ready to beg to use their toilet. But they were making such a racket they never heard me & I knew I had a matter of seconds. I pushed the door open so I could shout upstairs 'anyone home' & as I did I spied a bathroom at the end of the hall. 'Fuck it' I thought & went for it. I locked the door behind me, did the deed as fast as possible but opted not to flush & tip-toed out
  8. Scottish Steve

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Fair enough everyone, i guess to clarify, it's when it's done to excess & the dog clearly is getting coerced into doing something it wouldn't necessarily choose of its own accord, and getting flogged. People training for half marathons & killing two birds with one stone by dragging the dog along
  9. Scottish Steve

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Yep, clearly not posted enough to get the hang of it
  10. Scottish Steve

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Yeh but it's inappropriate exercise for a dog unless it's a fukn husky used to pulling a sled. Just take the poor mutt for a proper walk afterwards
  11. Scottish Steve

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    I feel touched that you remembered. Intermittent?
  12. Scottish Steve

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Hate it when people go jogging but drag their poor dog along with them.
  13. Scottish Steve

    The world of a woman.

    I've gone to bed & am reading, the wife's in the kitchen, fussing around. I can hear her by the front door. She shouts thru to me, have you locked up? So instead of simply extending her hand & checking the thing herself, she'd rather bawl at me from the other end of the house! Just check it yourself FFS
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