House of Dirk

How the hell is the Fucking Mong on 29 goals for Ingerlund ? Have they had that many penalties ?

I'll go to hell for this (or failing that Woodison), but I wonder which mignolet will shit themselves first....

I thought it would be down to the FA to prove that Kane isnt a fucking mong. Elliott is factually correct in his assessment. Harsh for the lad.

A sniper and a grassy knoll for boris.

My be a lazy assumption on my part, but I thought the 'Ole at the wheel' bollocks came from him being the new driver of Shitcoats infamously parked bus.

Thanks Tony. Quality live version of it too. Various artists covered DM songs back on a release in 1994 which went under my radar until a fan at work mentioned it.

Fuck-up Fairy at work here Trying to post a YouTube link for Smashing Pumpkins covering Depeche Mode's 'Never let me down again' .....link is clickable but no idea how to host it so that is hsowing here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeDiARw8q78

Trying for picks not yet mentioned: Dunk Cantwell Rudiger Longstaff Ward-prowse

Don't recognise young without a headband. Saw Shotton several times at Oxford. Looks like a sergeant.

How long have forest been known as the 'Tricky trees'? Never heard it before this week when I have heard it twice in the last couple of days. It's a shit name. Been going for years apparently.

How old is Moura's lad?

Momo and Philly invading the Chelsea forum was superb.

You have gone through a lot of shit mate, in a short space of time. Are you able to take any annual leave or even speak to your GP and get yourself signed off ? I did this when I had a terrible time back in 2016 and was recommended Healthy Minds by my local GP. I am based down south so it might go by some other name etc if youre based in the L postcode area. The most important thing it bought me was time. I was away from work with a legitimate fit note that was untouchable (2010 equality act). I hated my job at the time anyway but was in real state to contribribute to it (although my employer were pretty decent over this in all fairness), but the time off allowed me my own space and my own recovery in I could rest and not have that pressure of having to deal with a day until I was good and ready (and that does come back, given time). Whilst I was off, I was under Healthy Minds under local NHS where I was offered, after a diagnosis, a choice of CBT treatments (Cognitive Behavioural Therapy) and I elected for an online course with telephone counselling for about 6 weeks. And it made a difference. That was two years ago. I have had my moments since, and life continues to throw big ticket shit at me, but I have been determined to get myself back to how I define as 'normal'. I had about 6 weeks off work and after the second week, I was more motivated to try and sort my own shit out. I am not trying to paint a fairy tale or anything like that, but what I am trying to rather clumsily emphasise is that there is support there to buy you that time for you, at the very least. You have my best wishes.

It's kind of relevant as it involves trolling on this forum, but the Steven Sinatra thread is now ten years old. Where did that time go ?