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    Boris Johnson

    The most thunderous of cunts.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    All being enabled in one way shape or form by the shitehawk supposedly leading the country.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    More nonces than European cups.
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    Boris Johnson

    They just need to blow the place up
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Richarlison means Thundercunt in Portugese.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    I read that in a Jim MacDonald voice, with a bonus 'so he is' at the end of the sentence.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    They are not good winners. Everything about them is the predatory chav lottery winner who got lucky. Like being invited to an exclusive restaurant and within ten minutes, the pants are down and they are flinging shit about the place. They go around, inflating a perceived rivalry, calling us dippers, which is funny in the same way when a four year old uses a swear word inadvertently. It was like the contrived Chelsea rivalry with Shitcoat and Rafa. It didnt feel real. Our rivals are the red mancs, because I can at least hold begrudging respect to their achievements. They have this divine right and sense of entitlement that the trophies are theirs. Trophies are won, not bought. Buy as many as they like, a top club they are not. I cannot respect them as a rival. That right has not been earned. The immediate prospect is depressing. Haaland is coming, because that plucky City team played out without a number 9 all season. It will take a few years for Newcastle, but we will see the first mercenary signings heading their in the next few weeks. We need some midfield work, but overall I am comfortable with how we are positioned. We need a competitive league to avoid becoming the Bundesliga. Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs and United are no where near challenging. The Premier Leagues investigations into City finances will probably prove toothless. Guardiola will know that he came close to blowing it today. He knows we are on their tails. That pressure may be a little bit too much, especially when Big Ears makes a trip to L4 for the 7th time next week.
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    Wolves (H) - Sun 22nd May 2022 (4:00pm)

    I mean, we can look at fine margins all day long, it all depended on today. I think thats the second time now, we have finished second having lost only two games (Rafa's men in 2008/09) done it. Its difficult too to not be gutted. Three goals in five minutes cost us today.
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    Wolves (H) - Sun 22nd May 2022 (4:00pm)

    We pushed the biggest fucking sportswashers to the absolute limit. We showed up eventually and they had to show up too. Three goals in five minutes. Fucking hell, how many times has that happened ? I was getting concerned that we were not getting the job done and the worst thing would have been to have seen us fuck up and those cunts doing the same. That would have been unbearable and I would feel far worse in the scenario. For fucks sake, the Sportswashers cant even celebrate properly. My stream went to a split screen to show the knuckle draggers singing about Gerrard slipping over nearly a decade ago. Probably whilst waving plastic flags. Cunts. Proud of this club and there is one more job to do. Go on Redmen !
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Cunts are useful. Bitters are not.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    They are having a moan on Blue Mong about the parade date. But we are shameless dippers who have no guilt by all accounts.
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    Southampton (A) - Tue 17th May 2022 (7:45pm)

    On the sportswashers tails until the last day. Lets just see what happens.
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    Dog Pics

    He hasnt been introduced yet - anything small and fluffy would be there for destruction. I have ordered some perspex boxes so Ill await for those before any introductions are made.
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