Xherdan Shaqiri

[Anubis]

The last thing we need is Salah taking him to Panny's Palace on Breck Road after training.

[Elite]

With Mo and Shaqiri up top we'll have The Egyptian King and the Kebab King.

[Wezza]

Isn't he married to Gerard Pique?

[Mcfaggen]

Klopp has proved he can improve players. His lad has ability but it is his attitude that lets him down. He has an arrogance to him as well which isn’t justified given what he’s achieved. That said, for that price if Jurgen is in, so am I.

[Hades]

Looks like the type to wear three quarter length denim trouser/shorts on holiday, but at that price I’m in.

[Karl_b]

 

 

In light of being stung with predictions in the past i’m gonna say that he’ll be one of the following:

 

1. Shite

2. Alright

3. Good

4. Really Good

5. Amazing

 

I think that about covers it.

You've missed "Could do a job".

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

 

 

[Stouffer]

The chips don't lie.

[Bjornebye]

Is anyone suggesting that this lard arse is a better option than a (fit*) Lallana? 

 

*I am aware he is made of poppadom 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

With Mo and Shaqiri up top we'll have The Egyptian King and the Kebab King.

 

I've just had a 3 hour liquid lunch, come to back to my desk at work and laughed out loud at this.

 

Repped.

[Guest Alex_K]

Probably (almost certainly) score more goals than Lallana. Think he could be a bit of a cult hero. Bit of a Throwback to those talented misfits of the 90s (Ortega and the like).

[Greycellgreen]

Is anyone suggesting that this lard arse is a better option than a (fit*) Lallana?

 

*I am aware he is made of poppadom

I think he’s better than Lallana in the final third, he’d score more. I don’t think he offers as much in other areas.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Oh Shaqiri

 

Oh Shaqiri

 

Waddling down the wing...

 

Shaqiri la, la, la, la, la, la, la, The Kebab king...

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Can he do it on a cold rainy night at Stoke?

 

You'd bloody well hope so. He's had plenty of practice.

[Guest Alex_K]

The ball will only be played in the opposition third with Keita Fekir & Fabinho across the mid. Don’t need Lallana slowing the play, turning inside endlessly anymore

[Anubis]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

He should be skinny and quick like Lallana.

[Mark M]

 

Brilliant

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Can he do it on a cold rainy night at Stoke?

 

You'd bloody well hope so. He's had plenty of practice.

 

Shaqiri and Butland incoming.

 

Stoke are the new Southampton.

[Bellflower]

Can he swing a golf club ?.............

[INTORRESTING]

Wouldn't mind seeing a few 30/40 yarders.  He is better than Ings and Solanke but where are the Pulisic/Dembele/Lemar rumours - they were better.

[Funkasy]

Is anyone suggesting that this lard arse is a better option than a (fit*) Lallana?

 

*I am aware he is made of poppadom

Much better, and he can play most games.

[Dr Nowt]

I’m not saying he’s a greedy fat bastard, but those hips certainly don’t lie.

[Dr Nowt]

The chips don't lie.

Note to self.

 

Read the thread before posting.

[LFC 6 Times]

For £13m I’m in. Always liked him, found it absolutely bizarre he was playing for Stoke. Would offer great depth for front 3, an absolute cracking striker of a ball.