Evelyn Tentions

I have a new found respect for chickens

I tried reading it but I kept falling asleep and waking up dressed like a chicken.

I think I've accidentally wandered into the "I'm a hysterical fanny thread". We got rid of Mignolet who was fuck up on a stick just before the window closed. We got this guy for free who had the full expectation of getting splinters in his arse from spending the next couple of years sitting on the bench. Tragedy strikes and AB is injured - long term. So he's made some good saves and some bad attempts but who the fuck else could we have got just for back up for one of the worlds best keepers? Or would you have preferred we recalled Karius?

"I've seen them given" = they've made that mistake in the past.

I have been wanting to see VAR for years but it is being used to reinforce the incorrect decisions it is supposed to correct.

Other reviews by the same person: Blackpool - 3 piers. What's that about. 1 is enough for anyone. Caution, the Irish Sea is cold and wet Venice - Full of foreigners and the roads are flooded London by Underground day tour - Really boring scenery, all looks the same. Malaga - Waste of money taking my surfboard, nó waves. On the plus side, lots of fish and chip shops.

The Americans have no problem with guns and gun violence either on TV or in real life but saying fuck or showing buttocks results in torrents of complaints.

The knife being necessary to stab yourself in the eye because some cunt ruined it by polluting it with beans.

I daresay David Luiz will be available.

Solidity. Organisation. Control. Creativity. Energy. Ruthlessness. The campaign for real acronyms strikes

Bollocks. The only way the foul on Matip could have been more obvious would have required the use of a chainsaw. Clear and obvious error by Mariner (a fucking joke of a referee) compounded by VAR supporting the referee and not enforcing the rules. Fuck knows what the standard is league 1 and 2 because the ones used in EPL are either biased,stupid or blind - or a combination. The sooner Sian Massey gets a promotion the better

That looks more like a cup of cocoa than a cup of tea. All that hard work ruined by the addition of orange goat droppings.

Sugar does have a tendency to burn when subjected to high temperatures.

No chance of either when there is a Tory running DWP

Lack of experience is much less of a problem than lack of empathy and lack of brains