Evelyn Tentions

I'd rather have a manager who treated a match with Girona like a match with Barcelona as opposed to one treating a match with Real like a match with Girona. No names mentioned.

Another scandal or two now please. Good excuse to get rid of PGMOL altogether.

I thought merkins went out of fashion years ago.

If current rumours that VVD and Mo have agreed to new contracts, that's the best Xmas present ever.

Fuck me, I'm even older. Postponements used to be a lot more common in the days before synthetic grass and undersoil heating. Saw a lot of matches played on pitches that hippos could have a wallow on. 1965 Champions Cup. It started snowing a couple of hours before kickoff time and called off by the referee when he inspected the pitch. That was the occasion of the Great Anfield Snowball Fight of '65.

That is an old one! I read it about 50 years ago - I remember it as being a really good book. A serious biography written by the same guy who wrote the humourous " Doctor" series. Must have been good for me to remember it after all these years.

Time for my seasonal favourite?

Hero to sidekick - "Stay in the car and keep the engine running" 30 seconds later the sidekick follows the hero. Every fucking time.

He won't be able to show 7 fingers next season. Prick.

Random apostrophes courtesy of autocorrect

Peps nose hasn't healed as quickly as Donald's ear did.

I tend to agree, the lad had some outstanding performances last season BUT I think he struggles with the extra work having to cover for Trent.

I expect us to win (as I have expected in every match we played for about the last 70 years) but what I really want to see is VVD stand the Grok on his head like he did to Mcrappy.

Horrible news, get well soon. YNWA

I enjoyed the match so much (even getting up at 3:00 a.m. to watch it), I watched the Vietnamese cable highlights package. Obviously put together by a Mcrappy fan. Neither Bradleys tackle or VVDs upending were shown. Just how the fuck one of the best sliding tackles I've seen since the days of Crunch (Gerry Byrne for you youngsters) doesn't make the highlights is bewildering.