Evelyn Tentions

I got an email last Tuesday from a friend telling me that a mutual friend, early 60s, had been diagnosed with Pancreatic cancer the week before, had only days to live. Got a follow up on Wednesday - he's died. I've no idea what symptoms took him to the doctors but that was fast.

Sorry AOT, I didn't notice you'd already answered.

In the pines, in the pines Where the sun never shines And shivered the whole night through. H. Ledbetter

Am I the only one who thinks he's been told there's no money to spend?

Bring back Sian Massey.

Nope. He's down for VAR at the Cuntchester derby.

Because Australia bans the import of American beef (due to concerns about BSE), the tangerine tyrant has imposed a 10% tariff on Australia. Since 90% of Australian beef is used by MacDonalds and other burger chains, the dozy twat is going to be paying more for his Big Macs.

Trump is not eligible to serve again as President and so, according to their Constitution, he's ineligible to run as Vice President.

I'll settle for the one goal win. I'd have been happier if there'd been a 2 in the scoreline. Preferably in front of the 1.

And Tierney on VAR. The club should make an official complaint about the repeated "mistakes" he makes every time he oficiates. Back in the olden days pre POGMOL there was a report by the club on the match which included an assessment of the officiating. Nowadays any comment about the shite performance by the officials is met by sanctions from the cunts.

Fucking Wordsworth there.

The framers of the Constitution have thought about that one. A candidate for Vice President must also be eligible to be president which the mango Muppet isn't

And unfortunately, weeds tend to recolonise more quickly than grass

Cloggy - Internet 101. Don't feed the troll. Just ignore the cunt. Everyone should put him on ignore. That'll learn the thick twat, he can use the extra time to learn English.

The only reason to use HP, tomato or any other glop is if you don't want to taste anything else on the plate.