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  1. Evelyn Tentions

    Philippe Coutinho

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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    What happened with that kid with the man bun we we supposed to be signing from Fulham? Shouldn't he be leaning on something by now?
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    How does your garden grow?

    Flamethrower. Seriously. Kero or propane. I can't remember the name of the kero ones but the propane ones are called weed dragons. As used by Lifey for his breakfasts.
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    Instant cunt identifiers

    Exit coordinator Bouncer
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    Annoying Americanisms

    As pointed out by several perspicacious posters in the Donuts thread, this is an American abomination. Showing their idiosyncratic inconsistency they call their WWI soldiers "doughboys" not "doboys"
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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    All the history points the other way.
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    Donald Trump

    Australia will be keen to send their heaviest armed rowboat just as soon as the PM gets off his knees at the Hillsong convention
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    Donald Trump

    Bolton, his hawk-in-chief is another draft dodger who just wants to go to war with someone, anyone, preferably brown with oil deposits.
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    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    Another ginger? Is that our new transfer policy, sign only gingers?
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    Caretaker manager for one year in 22/23?

    Put a contract on the table that includes a year off to manage Tranmere Rovers, John Henrys yacht with all extras including Linda in the master bedroom, the numbers to their Cayman Island Bank accounts and unlimited transfer funds. Then use the Godfather persuader. In 30 seconds your signature is on the contract or your brains are.
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    Tales of the unexpected

    They're all there to watch on YouTube https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlK1qqFLYElXHgKH_H2MuExm5l3D9KVKv
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    Tales of the unexpected

    Brilliant series, some great Roald Dahl stories, the cream of British actors. The occasional clunker but very little comes close these days. Fuck, I'm turning into Tony Moanero.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Back in the day the fucking things stayed in the tin.
  14. Any language you can name, I'll never get tired of watching this match.
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    The Fruity Thread.

    Most cherries, apples and pears need to be cross pollinated - you need two or more suitable varieties or you won't get any fruit. Some specialist nurseries sell trees with two or more suitable varieties grafted on the one rootstock so you only need one tree. You also need a healthy bee population locally.