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What happened with that kid with the man bun we we supposed to be signing from Fulham? Shouldn't he be leaning on something by now?

Flamethrower. Seriously. Kero or propane. I can't remember the name of the kero ones but the propane ones are called weed dragons. As used by Lifey for his breakfasts.

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As pointed out by several perspicacious posters in the Donuts thread, this is an American abomination. Showing their idiosyncratic inconsistency they call their WWI soldiers "doughboys" not "doboys"

All the history points the other way.

Australia will be keen to send their heaviest armed rowboat just as soon as the PM gets off his knees at the Hillsong convention

Bolton, his hawk-in-chief is another draft dodger who just wants to go to war with someone, anyone, preferably brown with oil deposits.

Another ginger? Is that our new transfer policy, sign only gingers?

Put a contract on the table that includes a year off to manage Tranmere Rovers, John Henrys yacht with all extras including Linda in the master bedroom, the numbers to their Cayman Island Bank accounts and unlimited transfer funds. Then use the Godfather persuader. In 30 seconds your signature is on the contract or your brains are.

They're all there to watch on YouTube https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlK1qqFLYElXHgKH_H2MuExm5l3D9KVKv

Brilliant series, some great Roald Dahl stories, the cream of British actors. The occasional clunker but very little comes close these days. Fuck, I'm turning into Tony Moanero.

Back in the day the fucking things stayed in the tin.

Any language you can name, I'll never get tired of watching this match.

Most cherries, apples and pears need to be cross pollinated - you need two or more suitable varieties or you won't get any fruit. Some specialist nurseries sell trees with two or more suitable varieties grafted on the one rootstock so you only need one tree. You also need a healthy bee population locally.