Evelyn Tentions

A "Jesus loves you" on the cover with "Everyone else thinks you're a cunt" on the inside card

What a pity all that talent is wasted on a whining, dirty,diving cunt like him. Could (should) have had two yellows just for diving on Sunday.at least one more for getting in the refs face the way he does. The whole team is as bad as Whisky noses mob for intimidating officials. Baldiola should have had a red for his performance. Any cunt that shaves their head of what little hair there is more often than they shave their beard is a pretensions twat of the highest order.

I've been following football for nearly as long as the 2 of you put together and his snide cuntishness outweighs his talent for me.

MSM led by the Merde-och rags have done such a thorough hatchet job on Corbyn that many interviews I have read have been along the lines of "I'm voting for Johnson because I don't trust Corbyn" Words fail me.

Fuck the beans and potato shit off and use fresh tomatoes rather than canned and I would have ago at that. Unfortunately the ocean of beans makes it fit only for inserting up the chefs arse.

Nice to see one pedant has pointed out the poor English of the journalist (it is Sky though). Fewer moons not less moons. Also it should be "number of moons" , not "amount of moons".

Unfortunately it's getting to the stage when she should either be in the retro beauties thread or the amnesty thread.

Now many volumes does it take to say she was an evil cunt who declared war on the poor as well as Argentina?

Head says just a scrappy 1 - 0, no injuries or cards. Heart says I want a cricket score to improve our goal difference, Mo, Bobby and Sadio get lots of target practice and find their rythym, a couple of Maguire own goals and the place is emptying after 60 minutes. I hate these cunts with a deep and abiding passion. Enjoy the Championship you small minded twats.

He's more than just a pair of legs. He's a major influence on and off the pitch and his skill level is phenomenal - that superb pass for Sadio on Saturday for example. He's not just skilful but he's a clever footballer, his reading of the game is second to none. There's enough money in the coffers to pay him what he wants, I'd be happy to pay him whatever he asks - I can't see him being a greedy cunt and being precocious about it. If it's because he wants to finish his playing career at Leeds, then put a clause in to loan him to Leeds if they are promoted and if they want him. I've heard that Elliot is being a bit of a brat. Give him to James as a pet. That'll sort him.

Me too. A couple of ounces of Semtex should do the trick.

Thats why the London arseholes started adding them in the first place. Fills the plate, fills the nonces who eat them and costs fuck all to put them there.

Black pudding improves the flavour of just about anything. Except beans, which are beyond redemption.

Just heard on a replay commentary that Big Virg put Vardy out for a couple of games when he was with Soton. Didn't think he could get any higher in my estimation. Team of shithouses

I thought most of them were balanced. A chip on both shoulders.