Licking fanny

[cloggypop]

A mate of mine was once outside a window in Amsterdam telling the girl behind that he wanted to lick her out . He got so enthusiastic that he started slurping on the actual window itself . I was pissing myself as he was chased away by the pimps . He is now a bizzy in the Garda .

[celeryBADboy]

Legendary

[Unrighteous]

nope. Most women are crap at blow jobs

 

Getting at the ladyboys, eh?

[Captain Turdseye]

Such a few short months

 

That post was made about a week or so after I met my bird. I still stand by my original vote. She's fine with it, in fact she told me she wasn't a fan before I ever mentioned it. The perfect woman.

 

Say 'NO' to licking fanny.

[Captain Turdseye]

Also having viewed the poll results I see that I'm of the same opinion as LFD and that bloke who knows everything about f******l even though he's only been a fan since last christmas or whatever.

 

That's esteemed company right there. Fuck y'all.

[Mathewbet1]

I went this big black girl and she literally forced me to lick her cunt flaps i was down there for friggin ages. Anyway as mentioned never really been a fan , only if its a mega fit bird.

[Pony Princess]

I have licked fanny out a few times during my adventures into the world of the clunge and I have a pretty strong gag reflex - particularly if I've had a few beers. I'm likely to throw up if I catch a whiff of something I don't like.

 

It would be like a male on female version of bruce's pukey-blowjob thread.

[withnail71]

mad for it, i'll go down on any old hunchback. Its best to wait til the clunge has gone over a bit, and there is a bit of cheese built up around the clit hood.Like a fine stilton. Then get on it like a robbers dog.

[Fowlers God]

What a way to talk about the mother of your children

 

Well if I can't enjoy her as the porn star that she used to be before she was mum every now and again then the marriage wouldn't be very good would it?

[Nasty Lizard]

As you may be aware, the song "My Favourite Things" from "The Sound Of Music" originally included the lines:

 

"Long cunnilingus, twat juice on your fingers,

Lashing my tongue out like some kind of lizard,

Feeling her press my face in the bed springs,

These are a few of my favourite things"

But they removed this verse due to the fact that there was a shortage of film.

 

Well done on the poll Noos-up on the other thread, by the way.

 

Amazing.

[Remmie]

Fuck yeah, licking, sucking and nibbling Mrs FG's cunt is what its all about. Finshing her off seeing her rolling around in a screamish delight while trying to throw me cock down her throat is a paticular hobby of mine. As skilled as you like me ol' tongue. Has to be with a small cock.

 

What a way to talk about the mother of your children

 

Well if I can't enjoy her as the porn star that she used to be before she was mum every now and again then the marriage wouldn't be very good would it?

I'm sure this is a movie quote

[Champ]

That post was made about a week or so after I met my bird. I still stand by my original vote. She's fine with it, in fact she told me she wasn't a fan before I ever mentioned it. The perfect woman.

 

Say 'NO' to licking fanny.

 

Hmmm....how to respond to this?

[JohnnyH]

I think it’s worth mentioning that on the same GF page right now are threads called “Licking Fanny”, “Fish Finger Butties” and “Brown sauce”. I am disgustedly turned on.

 

p.s. I was going to add that “The School Run” was also on the same page, but decided that was a step to far.

[Captain Turdseye]

Hmmm....how to respond to this?

 

Just say 'NO'.

[Champ]

Just say 'NO'.

I think I've made my position clear ;)

[Fowlers God]

Just say 'NO'.

 

Do yo where a badge?

[Captain Turdseye]

Do yo where a badge?

 

'NO'.

[Alan Sex]

If you can get right in and suck on the clit while licking it like the tiny little proto-penis it is, they love that them birds do.

[onlyonerush]

I do the alphabet, works a treat:smile:

[Liverpool lad]

I'm quite good at it

[celeryBADboy]

Tounge like a whirlwind apparently.

[Champ]

I think it’s worth mentioning that on the same GF page right now are threads called “Licking Fanny”, “Fish Finger Butties” and “Brown sauce”. I am disgustedly turned on.

 

p.s. I was going to add that “The School Run” was also on the same page, but decided that was a step to far.

 

Or disgustingly :whistle:

[Ginny]

I got in the lift in work the other day and it proper stunk of gash in there. Really musty smell of moggy. Knocked me sick.

 

I always go down on my bird though. Love it

[Fugitive]

I'd almost forgotten how retarded The Beef was.

[jonnybastard]

I love it, I once had a 3 month go on a multi-orgasming squirter. I spent many a soggy hour down there.