Unrighteous

Naw, I'm pretty sure throwing his own players under the bus makes shitcoat hard.

And Mourinho went with his standard away formation, 7 at the back, like all Minnows away from home.

I want to beat these so goddamned bad.

Don't tease me now...

She'd get a game. First XI material.

Mourinho sure has a magic touch, doesn't he? This is superb.

I'm fairly certain that a Liverpool supporter either bum raped Friend as a lad, or Roman has a video of Friend being pegged by russian hookers.

Our starting side will still be pretty strong, and I can't imagine that Chelsea will play a full strength side, either. I'm content to roll the dice in this one, and then dish Chelsea a proper bumming in the league.

Pogba being sold for a big loss, and then Mourinho staying there would be hilarious.

I hope Mourinho torpedoes them for a few years, at least. That'd be amazing.

Hey, our girl was nice. What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

You know what these chicks make? They make shit.

Fairly certain Milner was a sophisticated cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal alloy, sent back in time to kill Sarah Conner... and then got captured, and repurposed to football.

... Who sent you?