Fugitive

Look what the bitters are selling on their official site... Everton Local/Norwegian T-Shirt - White I'm sure these fellas will be delighted with the new t-shirt... ESCNB - Evertonfc.no

Think of a Song Title with the word 'love' in it and then change that word to Knob For example: Bleeding Love becomes Bleeding Knob All you need is Love Becomes All you need is knob Endless Love Becomes Endless Knob It has kept me entertained all day.

A bit of brown sauce.

He’s Doing a gig at Hampden. He will be raking it in.

A vegan fucking chippy!!!! Those dark damp days and nights in Dave’s cellar have fucked the lads head up.

He’s defo got Maddie in his onesie.

Look at the state of Brown...

What a twat

Tory cunt. Is you bird, Jo Swinson

New Balance currently make our kits in the Philippines. I’m guessing they will not be on great money and working short days.

It’s lovely bread.

Jackson’s bread is fucking amazing, you napalm cooking loon

Not shit bread, Jackson’s

This is perfect toast

The toast was defo cooked in the depths of hell. More burn than Simon fucking Weston

I’ll be voting labour. Jimmy Krankie is my local MP so the SNP are nailed on to win around here.

The SNP will win more seats and then use that to push for a new independence referendum as they will claim it’s what the people of Scotland want and the reason the SNP won more seats.

Oh yeah, Rugby. shite

Sectarian wronguns

Are they Scottish?

A family of bigots.

Why do they support Celtic?

Why?

This stuff is wonderful.