Liverpool lad

Mo Farah

He is just Ed Sheeran for scallies I heard somebody refer to him as something similar and I liked it

Anyone sum this up?

Everytime the camera pans to the crowd in the cricket There is no shortage of cunts

People who talk as though going on a few trips away makes them keen travellers

Donate the organs But not to Leave voters

I love stories of people who have achieved something and the prize twats who have stood in their way come out with utter tripe about testing them Add to that the daft cunts who inconvenience you massively along the way and at the end, you get 'you got there in the end' from them Hanging is too good for them

I run my kettle, toaster, microwave, dishwasher, dryer and washing machine off the same 6 plug gang adapter Well safer as I can turn them all off together when I leave the house

Leave it all on Get a smoke alarm to keep an eye on it all

Between the Reds and five aside, my free time to be romancing other women is limited I have also told her this

I am not sure if I have replied in this thread before but I could not afford to have an affair. I have told my girlfriend this

I was there so my opinion counts more

When we appointed Klopp and I unleashed the signature that polluted the forum for years

Evspanyol

I will also add people who like to say they are 'old school' as though the whole world is wrong and all advances in knowledge should be disregarded. This is often as they have made fuck all effort to keep up with developments, because 'I am old school'. I always find it amazing how 'old school' they are as they have smart phones, all the gadgets in their cars, smart televisions etc