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Liverpool lad last won the day on October 14 2013

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    I know Woo, he got me my big break on TLW

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  1. Liverpool lad

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    When you ask somebody a question that they should know or in their capacity should have the ability to work it out. They then reply 'don't know' and just look at you
  2. Liverpool lad

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Cheshire Oaks Not a place to take dogs one would assume Loads of simple cunts do though Standing in the middle of already crowded shops with the dog. Absolute dickheads They look at you like you are the problem as you step over their dog
  3. Liverpool lad

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    I do enjoy it when people go for and get jobs when they are missing fundamental skills to perform the role Most normal people address the gap in knowledge and skills as they start a new role Some lack the awareness though
  4. Liverpool lad

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    A common theme of my posts is stupid cunts Going through the airport Loads of signs warning you how to comply with security Some simple twat turns up with his bottle of water and forgetting to empty his pockets Then at passport control we have a prize cunt who takes ages on the automated one due to standing too close to the camera and wearing a hat
  5. Liverpool lad

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    Thick cunts My partner goes to put diesel in the car Pump is playing up so returns the pump to the holder. The pump is pissing fuel everywhere and she went to work smelling like Kevin Webster She reports this to the person in the shop who replies with 'oh yeah, somebody else said that earlier' Well done you simple twat. Maybe somebody could mark it out of order
  6. Liverpool lad

    Boris Johnson

    I am seeing people on LinkedIn defending Boris due to the success he made of the pandemic, Brexit and Afghanistan Almost as though he deserves a pass on this one due to his leadership on the above issues. Leadership that was lacking and these people cannot be saved from their own stupidity
  7. Liverpool lad

    Instant cunt identifiers

    People who drive modified Land Rovers Stickers with phrases like 'one live live it' whilst spending their weekend driving through puddles
  8. Liverpool lad

    Instant cunt identifiers

    People who ask for help from you for a problem they have, let you explain the best course of action and rather than follow it they have to say 'what I might do is' and put their own twist on it. It must make them feel like they have had some input into the solution They often go on to make the situation worse An example is a dickhead neighbour of ours In summary the supermarket car park camera had her down as parking in Aldi for 8 hours. It was two separate trips that the camera merged into one She asked my mate for cctv footage to back up her claim and also approached a friend of her family who works at a solicitors. They gave her a nice letter on headed paper to assist She turns up to collect the cctv from my mate with the letter and says 'I might change the letter, I don't like how it is worded' This person would struggle to write a shopping list and now wants to tweak letters put together by the legal profession Fucking imbecile
  9. Liverpool lad

    Instant cunt identifiers

    Over the top reactions that people do to make whatever you or the group are talking about all about that person I'll set the scene, you are talking amongst yourselves and the topic has a somewhat surprising twist to it. Some people might show some surprise or disbelief. This is natural The prize cunts use this to make theoretical gestures to convey their surprise and make it all about them Get in the bin
  10. Liverpool lad

    Instant cunt identifiers

    I enjoy an interview were the panel have decided your interview is the perfect opportunity to try to get to grips with a giant tablet akin to something a sports broadcaster uses at the intervals 'Don't mind me, you just fuck about with it like a chimp and I will repeat myself'
  11. Liverpool lad

    Recommend new IPTV service

    Pm fowlers god
  12. Liverpool lad


    Anyone sum this up?
  13. Liverpool lad

    Formula One...

    I couldn't see anything wrong with the ending He drove past him and won