Liverpool lad

Mothers day is something else Whole family will be out and of course they are not all versed in pub etiquette or even properly socialised Scouse Ma will push her way to the front of the bar and proceed to then shout back to her table to find out what they want and then afterwards all fuss over who pays as they all insist they want to

7 v 7 sporting occasion today with friends One lad drops out as his partner has got her car locked in a car park God forbid she could just sit in a pub and have a bite to eat. Just easier for her to piss 13 others off

Anyone with the prefix 'soft' before their first name We have one unfortunate neighbour who has this caveat and subsequently is avoided

I have some experience of this. Stories for over a bevy rather than a public forum The biggest indicator of potential twats is those with time on their hands. Professional workshy types who as a result have a lot of time to fill with nonsense or create nonsense to occupy themselves. If you have one of these pulling the strings with your partner. It is game over They aren't often immune to criticism over their own miserable circumstances but feel empowered to question everyone else. A dangerous dynamic Boundaries and fucking people off early doors Set them early and you'll be fine but I appreciate it is not always an option I wish I had started this philosophy earlier but I might have taken this too far now

Dog called Gucci All the hallmarks of a classic here

Don't rush into it mate

My current annoyance is people who propose really simple solutions to complex problems No appreciation of the finer details Proper simple shouts such as 'just needs to be sorted' and 'it will be good once it's done' Then bumble off to add fuck all value to somebody else's life And I also have a problem with people who decide that they have reached an age that means they no longer have to learn things. Obviously things that are slightly difficult tend to fall into that bracket of not being needed They often refer to themselves as old school despite having smartphones, cars that park themselves and cctv on their houses.

What have I missed?

It really is

Hindsight heroes They can all fuck off

Anyone sum this up?

Anyone sum this up?

Brexit is great People can believe what they want regardless of the damage it causes

I met somebody off Rawk with a ticket for Palace away He was just waking down the line of coaches outside of the away end shouting my name. Dressed like he was going up a mountain I think that sums them up

Times have changed Japanese reliability now