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Liverpool lad last won the day on October 14 2013

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    It worked in Sweden

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    Woo's mate
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    I know Woo, he got me my big break on TLW

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  1. Liverpool lad


    What alternatives to WhatsApp if you want to disseminate beheading videos? Asking for a mate
  2. Liverpool lad

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    A great establishment for breakfast and I am glad my friend enjoyed it
  3. Liverpool lad

    Feral Little Bastards.

    The UK is amazing We have a generation of people who didn't fight in the second world war or do national service but have convinced themselves they did
  4. Liverpool lad

    Three at the back

  5. Liverpool lad

    Plymouth Shootings

    I hope nobody sends me any of this on WhatsApp
  6. Liverpool lad

    Instant cunt identifiers

    Linkedin Not content with photographing the homeless as they offer them a meal deal or a bag of chips, one twat has captured her son apparently deciding to ask the homeless chap what his favourite chocolate bar is to then go and purchase it. The kid must be 4 ish and apparently thought of this themselves I think the child is more coerced into this as the parent is an attention seeking twat As if you would let your kid approach the homeless with you 10 metres behind to film 12000 likes to so this twat is not alone
  7. Liverpool lad


    Anyone sum this up? I've been double jabbed
  8. Liverpool lad

    The world of a woman.

    Ordering from apps and table service must stay
  9. Liverpool lad

    The world of a woman.

    Mothers day is something else Whole family will be out and of course they are not all versed in pub etiquette or even properly socialised Scouse Ma will push her way to the front of the bar and proceed to then shout back to her table to find out what they want and then afterwards all fuss over who pays as they all insist they want to
  10. Liverpool lad

    The world of a woman.

    7 v 7 sporting occasion today with friends One lad drops out as his partner has got her car locked in a car park God forbid she could just sit in a pub and have a bite to eat. Just easier for her to piss 13 others off
  11. Liverpool lad

    Instant cunt identifiers

    Anyone with the prefix 'soft' before their first name We have one unfortunate neighbour who has this caveat and subsequently is avoided
  12. Liverpool lad

    Family Strife

    I have some experience of this. Stories for over a bevy rather than a public forum The biggest indicator of potential twats is those with time on their hands. Professional workshy types who as a result have a lot of time to fill with nonsense or create nonsense to occupy themselves. If you have one of these pulling the strings with your partner. It is game over They aren't often immune to criticism over their own miserable circumstances but feel empowered to question everyone else. A dangerous dynamic Boundaries and fucking people off early doors Set them early and you'll be fine but I appreciate it is not always an option I wish I had started this philosophy earlier but I might have taken this too far now
  13. Liverpool lad

    Serious things you shouldn't laugh at

    Dog called Gucci All the hallmarks of a classic here
  14. Liverpool lad

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    My current annoyance is people who propose really simple solutions to complex problems No appreciation of the finer details Proper simple shouts such as 'just needs to be sorted' and 'it will be good once it's done' Then bumble off to add fuck all value to somebody else's life And I also have a problem with people who decide that they have reached an age that means they no longer have to learn things. Obviously things that are slightly difficult tend to fall into that bracket of not being needed They often refer to themselves as old school despite having smartphones, cars that park themselves and cctv on their houses.