Someone obscure you'd like to crane kick

[Section_31]

Not the easy ones like Farage and the likes, but someone who still makes reasonable sense or would otherwise make you happy.

 

Linda Robson for me. Seems like a knob and she'd make a proper Cockney noise once you connected, "arrrrgh gawwwwedelpus!!!"

 

 

[Kevin D]

I reckon 40% of replies will pick someone famous.

[Bruce Spanner]

Jonathan Jones, Guardian Art Critic.

 

 

He fucking hates EVERYTHING!

 

There is nothing that this man enjoys, appreciates, finds pleasure in, or in any way finds to have worth.

 

Utterly pointless as you can't trust a word the daft pseudo cunt says as he's so filled with self loating which manifests as poor reviews.

[Rushies tash]

Some pissed up lad was rude to Mrs Tash on a night out a few years ago. I laughed it off because of the state he was in and the fact he was surrounded by bouncers, but in hindsight, I wish I'd have nutted the cunt. And yeah, crane kicked him or whatever.

[Harry Squatter]

The fella who runs the Plaza Cinema in Crosby. He's a proper obnoxious jobsworth who would start an argument on a deserted planet. 

[Bjornebye]

Christian O'Connell, ex Absolute radio DJ. He did the morning show about 12 years ago and always came across as a bit of an arrogant tit. One morning he said "I'd just like to apologise to the person who came over for an autograph at the service station this morning, I should not have been eating a burger at such an hour so I'm sorry!" I instantly switched the cunt off and when I googled him.... oh my god. A crane kick wouldn't do, I'd like to hit him - with a crane. 

 

 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

This cunt

 

 

On those George Clarke prorammes. Hackney looking twat. Whiney voice that makes Jools Holland sound like Barry White. Also his whiney voice now pops up in shitty tv and radio adverts that are annoyingly twee.

 

Oh, and any Nathan Barley type twat from Hackney.

[Vincent Vega]

Tomasz Schafernaker - twat who does the weather on BBC.

 

[Dr Nowt]

This absolute cumstain.

 

 

 

Need I say more?

[Remmie]

Spiritual badass and writes about savage wisdom? I am both impressed and afraid. 

 

. Tit. 

[Megadrive Man]

The first person that came to mind was this mad fantasist.

 

It's quite an achievement that I used to find him more annoying than Mr Bobby.

 

Thought we'd got rid of him then he popped up again on arguably the stupidest game show I've ever seen.

 

[Harry Squatter]

Some horrible arl cunt at the match who sat not far from me a few times in the Main Stand.

 

Would queue jump when trying to get a pint and thought he was hilarious after waiting for 5 minutes for a hot dog to the young girl serving him "Fucking hell love, I ordered my hot dog when it was a pig" and not one person laughed. 

 

My mate had a run in with him at the Lion in Tithebarn Street when my mate was waiting to get served he just pushed in and shouted his order to the bar staff, completely ignoring everyone. My mate had to be held back by two other fellas as he was desperate to twat him. 

[Harry's Lad]

Dan Snow.

 

Anyone who says sick instead of sixth deserves to be crane kicked. Several times.

 

[Section_31]

19 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Dan Snow.

 

Anyone who says sick instead of sixth deserves to be crane kicked. Several times.

 

 

In front of his dad. Would need to stand on a box though.

[cloggypop]

39 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

The first person that came to mind was this mad fantasist.

 

It's quite an achievement that I used to find him more annoying than Mr Bobby.

 

Thought we'd got rid of him then he popped up again on arguably the stupidest game show I've ever seen.

 

 

A mate of mine, who incidentally looks the spit of Harry Hill, announces his death on Facebook at least twice a year. 

[razor]

"Obscure" is a tough criterion, but I'm going for three fifths of the presenting talent of 80s kids' nightmare weekend opener Saturday Superstore.  Cheggers could hold my toolkit, whilst I had a chat to Craven about local issues of interest to young intrepid journalists.

 

 

I would leave Sarah Greene til last just to see if she would display any kind of emotion at seeing Icke and Reid bludgeoned and left to bleed out in front of her eyes.

 

She wouldn't, because it isn't about her.  And she's a certifiable psychopath.

 

I'd let Keith decide which blunt instrument would be put to the test.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, just "kick" them, you say....

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, razor said:

"Obscure" is a tough criterion, but I'm going for three fifths of the presenting talent of 80s kids' nightmare weekend opener Saturday Superstore.  Cheggers could hold my toolkit, whilst I had a chat to Craven about local issues of interest to young intrepid journalists.

 

 

I would leave Sarah Greene til last just to see if she would display any kind of emotion at seeing Icke and Reid bludgeoned and left to bleed out in front of her eyes.

 

She wouldn't, because it isn't about her.  And she's a certifiable psychopath.

 

I'd let Keith decide which blunt instrument would be put to the test.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, just "kick" them, you say....

 

The head on Mike Read there. Just before being so disgusted by Frankie Goes To Hollywood that he made them the biggest band on the planet. 

[Einch]

Only one person? That’s not enough. I’ll start with the racist old bat who lives 6 doors down. Proper flag shagging Tory whore. Then the double glazing guy who ripped off my in-laws. The husband of my wife’s best friend who is a liar and cheated on her would be third. I’ve got a big list. 

[Section_31]

Frank Gardner. He'd be on the blower to Stephanie Beacham or some shit moaning about how he was left on the plane again on his way back from Beirut and how they should hook up for mocktails and I'd just run up and catch hin unawares. He'd full back in his chair shouting "you just fucked with the wrong marine!" And I'd just run off shouting "make a documentary about that fucko."

 

I'd probably do time in an open jail but I'd be up for that to be honest. PlayStation 2 with Fred the Weatherman in the common room and some light gardening.

[Lee909]

Just one?

 

Ideally I'd like to go round tbe table of 10 'managers' of the company that sub contract us at work. Facilities management company pricks. 

 

It'd look like a shoalin monk doing a revolving can can 

[TheHowieLama]

Can we substitute a roundhouse 360 for the crane? 

If I'm going to boot some fella off his wheelchair I feel like sideways maybe more effective.

[KMD7]

3 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

The first person that came to mind was this mad fantasist.

 

It's quite an achievement that I used to find him more annoying than Mr Bobby.

 

Thought we'd got rid of him then he popped up again on arguably the stupidest game show I've ever seen.

 

 

He's not worthy of being dispatched by a crane kick. Would definitely receive an axe kick or ten from me though.

[Chris]

Any house music DJ. 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, cloggypop said:

 

The head on Mike Read there. Just before being so disgusted by Frankie Goes To Hollywood that he made them the biggest band on the planet. 

Mike Read still looks the same way but older. Its either a wig or dyed with bitumen.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The guy who treats my grass, do I look like I have time to talk on the doorstep can you not see the playstation controller in my hand!.. Crane Kick!