Chris

The latter two, for sure.

I showed my wife that horrendous ear-licking YouTube video just now. It got me so riled up, I accidentally knocked a glass off the coffee table and have spent the last half an hour cleaning up the mess.

"Winner, winner chicken dinner."

*looks up misophonia* I think you might be right.

That gives me murderous rage. If anything, even that rather attractive women, came anywhere near my ear doing that, I'd have no control over the elbows I'd be throwing.

The Shah of Iran certainly was hip in the 70s.

My form's coming back, but hasn't been tested in a match setting yet. Found my bottle went on the doubles in those and I'd get inside my own head too much. It's so much about confidence. The times I've been bang in form is when I step up to the board in rhythm believing I'm going to hit my target. This has been helping me lately. It's only a tenner and adds structure and purpose to practice. The 'fake 180' game is working wonders for me. https://dartsperformancecentre.com/shop/training/practice-plan Hang in there, mate. Don't let your hobby become something that drags you down. It's the last thing any of us need in these times when those escapes are so important.

Steely Dan gargles balls.

Rhythm magazine.

I'd love nothing more, because we'd be back in business if it all comes together. I don't see it though. The guy hasn't got the legs for our team, regardless of whether we get Hendo and Fabinho next to him. I'm also conscious of the fact I'm a little more partial to blaming and criticising because he has zero credit in the bank compared to everyone else in the squad.

Ah mate, sorry to hear that. It's absolutely soul destroying when the game deserts you like that. Happened to me a couple of months ago when a lad I have constantly, easily beaten for years began getting the upper hand on me and winning 10-3, 10-4. Have you thought about getting your throw looked at? That Matt Edgar does clinics? Might be something you can resolve with time and a little guidance.

Well we didn't lose every other game with Keita in the side and his failure was as much down to his inability to function as a professional athlete, so I'd say "absolute disaster" is worse.

Art pamphlet!

That's my take also. You look at all the plaudits he receives; FIFA Team of the Year etc. and then it just doesn't pass the eye test. Take any mitigating circumstances out of it and there's just no way this lad is the best in the world in his position. Not in Europe, not in the Premier League, not even close to being the best centre midfielder at Liverpool. I'd be moving him along swiftly if we get the opportunity. He's probably on about 250k a week. Strutting around at Bayern in what is clearly the best team in Europe by a mile has totally flattered him. Pure Faustino Asprilla signing from us. An absolute disaster. Which, you know, I'm ok with because 90% of our signings under Klopp have been spot on. It's only really Keita who's been a total failure.

Sounds like the doubles are bringing your average down a little there, dude.

That's pretty good work. I think my best average against the Dart Counter bot (over a best of 9 501 legs) is 62.something.

12g! I struggle to get control with my 24g darts. I recently switched from torpedo Red Dragon 27g to the new Winmau Zinati 24g. They're a really handsome set of darts and they're having the desired effect with more 180s as there's more room in the bed. Had 3 in the last 5 days and 4 this month, which is a lot for me. I'm usually a one a month guy. My doubles are terrible with the new darts though, especially at the lower end of the board where I'd previously float them in.

Blasphemy!

Any shouts for Amy "my vagina something something" Schumer?

Would I lie to you would be a far superior show without that prick. Bob Mortimer should be a full-time captain on that.

When I was in sixth form I had a gigantic crush on this girl called Marie. But she had an older boyfriend (bigger boys!) and rebuffed me. She was always flirtatious enough to keep me keen though. As they often are. Anyway, we were at a college night at the nightclub in Shrewsbury and it was right at the time Britney topped the charts with Baby One More Time. Her and her mates came in the school girl outfit. Shawing! We were all dancing on one of the podiums and she puts her arms on my shoulders and goes in for what I believed for a fleeting second to be a kiss. Instead she goes to my right ear and utters... "When Britney comes on, will you get down off the podium so we can all dance..." And I did.

People who deliberately miss out words in sentences and abandon the concept of grammar in written sentences. Effectively, typing as their dumb asses would speak. "That shit so thoughtful doh." "He baby momma got no baby daddy lmao."

I mean, of course it's Dolly Parton. Kate Bush is barely a squished bug on the windscreen of Dolly's massive 4x4 truck.

Yeah not sure what the appeal was for him in the first place really? I wouldn't even sneeze next to a person who would choose to go to those places for a holiday, let alone procreate with them. He has to take responsibility for settling down with such a basic twot.

This thread is dedicated to highlighting all sorts of American awesomeness. I'm thinkin... shit talkin, hard rockin, megatude that only our buddies across the pond can provide. Let me start with Miss South Carolina! (followed by the obligatory apology if this has already been posted