Chris

"Solidarity" with United fans? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh wait, you were serious?

My new favourite Twitter account

I don't need to say what I was going to say here, mate.

Some of us never stopped. *side-eye emoji*

This makes me incredibly sad.

Bee propolis worked a treat on mine.

Belgians will be striding up the Champs Elysees unopposed before we know it.

The more I think about it, the more those United fans remind me of the Trump voters on Jan 6. All they were missing were the red MUGA hats. Make United Great Again! Let’s look at the (half serious) parallels shall we? A mob whipped into a frenzy by an idol the rest of the country thinks is an absolute cunt. They’re feeling disenfranchised, they’re told they’re being ripped off, that their very identity has been taken away. They march on the seat of power, the symbolic home of the place they profess to love and want to take back from illegitimate occupants, chanting their protest songs on the way. They violently bypass a hugely undermanned security operation, gain access to the hallowed territory and proceed to wreak destruction along the way. Abusing and assaulting those who attempt to stand in their way. People are seriously hurt. Most of them are taking videos and selfies the whole time, absolutely revelling in being somewhere they shouldn’t. All the time saying “this is our house, not theirs” When the cops eventually show up, the aggression is turned on them. The only reason there wasn’t deaths in this instance is because both sides weren’t armed to the teeth as they are in the US. The MUGA goal was to stop the football match, the MAGA goal was to prevent the certification of an election. In the aftermath, allies in the media sought to sell it as a peaceful protest, that they were simply passionate people who couldn’t take it anymore and we’re left with no other option. They just weren’t being heard! The United fans actually have a lot in common with your proverbial Trump voter. They’ve been left behind. They’ve lost their identity. Once proud and dominant they’ve been surpassed by neighbours and rivals they mocked and derided throughout their lifelong era of dominance. A country/sport that once only existed to serve their needs now makes them feel like second class citizens. Now they’re just another group of disillusioned, vulnerable people seeking a figurehead that can take things back to the way they used to be. They don’t know what to do with that information. They aren’t used to it. They wanna Make United Great Again!

Yeah you see this a lot now. Might be the soundbite era we live in, but something someone got wrong (or slightly missed the mark on) can be used to say "yeah he was talking absolute bollocks" when 95% of what they said had merit. It's unfortunate.

If I'm Klopp and the coaching staff I'm telling the social media guys and the club site to stop posting these pics of Joe and Virg' looking like they're close to a comeback. It isn't going to be for us this season. Don't wanna be be giving that dick Southgate or the Dutch any ideas with the Euros coming up. Shut it down, stop talking about it and let's have them both fresh and raring to go in August.

How did you get in Carra's bedroom?

The video in question.

"This has been brewing for 16 years" excuse is fucking ridiculous. I've been pissed off with members of my family for 16 years. Doesn't mean it justifies me smashing up their house and launching bottles at people's faces.

Just had a flashback to that fucking shit “we’re Man United we do what we want” chant they had a few years back. Fucking smug cunts. That entire mentality pervades throughout the whole club, has done since that Taggart prick arrived and continues through those bastards on the field yesterday. Entitled fucks.

It's kind of just a fun white-knuckle ride, suspect everyone kinda show where you have to suspend your disbelief a bit. Grit and ultra realism isn't what it's designed to provide.

I'm just here to say: Fuck them, I hope they rot. There'll be no collectivism from me. I'd rather football go even further to the dogs than link arms with those fuckers. Call me petty, call me tribal, you'd be right to. But fuck them.

Good luck with the book.

Garth! It's Heather Locklear! And she's signalling to us! There is a God. Heather be thy name Shawiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

You know the "I wish I knew how to quit you." line from Brokeback Mountain. Aaron's wish finally came true.

It's called Florida, Andrew.

That's fucking brilliant.

Very good.

Beats the original, eh? The original was ROY FUCKING ORBISON and it's arguably his best ever vocal performance alongside In Dreams

If no-one's mentioned this...

She looks like the actress who played Skylar in Breaking Bad and the Sheriff's wife in Deadwood.