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    the banner thread

    Great effort - freestyle Liverbird is very impressive. Love the retro chequers down the side, as well! Good use of child labour - makes it a cost effective project. Great that you both had fun, mate.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    1. Lower expectations 2. Identify a scapegoat 3. Thieve someone else's inspirational quote and repackage as a dig against rival/ scapegoat 4. Talk up none-achievements as plucky results against all the odds 5. Reaffirm and repeat the above 6. Wait for better job to turn up 7. Discover you and your methods have been found out 8. Fuck off for a while 9. Reappear after a suitable period and apply revisionism to the above 10. Film a tactics masterclass, with no sense of irony or self-awareness
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    That's definitely got to be from the "You don't have to be a winner to be a winner" school of science?
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    Cancer

    So sorry to hear that, Ted.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    doesn't read like he's advocating stabbing to me; just that the bile victim's families have to experience might make a less sane person lose it. Troy's quite capable of explaining/ defending himself, though.
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    Cancer

    This. And I hope all those who care and support get all the care and support they deserve as well. You can be brave, having cancer, but the bravery of family, friends and professional carers astounds me.
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    Where are you watching the final?

    Thanks for all the messages, I really appreciate them - it's a great boost at a bad time. Not out of the woods yet, with the all clear, but the objective latterly was to get through it and be in a position to be able to enjoy the Final (maybe with a pint). So far so good. Happy trails and safe returns to all who are going further afield (or to the Brick). YNWA. Come on, you mighty Reds!
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    Where are you watching the final?

    I don't know yet but I'm made up: just discharged from hospital after 3 months of chemo and feeling a bit sickly; but relieved another cycle of treatment wasn't booked in, as it could have run up to the game. Three weeks now to get fighting fit to get to a pub and be able to enjoy it. Allez Allez Allez!
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    Where are you watching the final?

    And after the sandwiches and refreshments run out?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Doesn't matter - it will enter Bitter folklore the way the ambulance shaking did.
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    Fabinho

    I thought he was our Bramley Moore Dock, but he turned out to be real, and really fab.
  12. Fucking cheek: https://www.thejournal.ie/theresa-may-liverpool-success-house-of-commons-4625577-May2019/
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    Newcastle (A) 4/5/19 Premier League

    SALAH Lovren rescuing AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Fucking nowhere near enough.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    You could tell aRdja it cost you £15.80 at Cafe Ned Smanks, at Tosser's Lane in Hackney, and you might get away with it, but when Lifey sees that toast you are fucked.
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    Huddersfield (H) Premier League 26/4

    SALAH AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Huddersfield (H) Premier League 26/4

    SALAH AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Roy Hodgson, know your role and shut your mouth

    Wayne Hennessey 'desperate' to learn about Nazis - Crystal Palace boss Roy Hodgson Crystal Palace goalkeeper Wayne Hennessey is "desperate" to learn about Adolf Hitler and World War Two after being accused of making a Nazi salute, says Eagles manager Roy Hodgson. The Wales international, 32, was charged by the Football Association (FA) for making an offensive gesture. However, the case was not proven after Hennessey told an FA panel he did not know what a Nazi salute was. Hodgson says a lack of knowledge about the period could be "rife" in football. The FA panel found Hennessey showed a "lamentable degree of ignorance" about Adolf Hitler, fascism and the Nazi regime. "He is actually very desperate now to learn as much as he can," Hodgson said. Hennessey was pictured with his right arm in the air and left hand above his mouth in a photo posted on Instagram by German team-mate Max Meyer after Palace's FA Cup win over Grimsby on 5 January. Hennessey denied the charge and said any resemblance to the Nazi gesture was "absolutely coincidental". The charge was found not proven after two members of the three-man panel believed the photograph had been "misinterpreted" and that Hennessey had been "trying to shout at and to catch the attention of the waiter". The keeper had claimed he "waved and shouted at the person taking the picture to get on with it" and "put my hand over my mouth to make the sound carry". He submitted photographs to the panel of him making similar gestures during matches to attract the attention of team-mates. Hennessey said "from the outset" of the hearing that he did not know what a Nazi salute was. Hodgson, 71, said: "I don't quite know what the young generation is learning about it. "What is important in that report is that they made it perfectly clear they found Wayne a very honest and kind and good individual." He said the club would be working with football anti-discrimination charity Kick It Out to improve education not just for Hennessey but for any team-mates who needed to learn about the period. "We and Kick It Out work very closely together and between us I think we will be looking for a solution in the case of this one individual, but I would guess that this might be a subject which goes beyond one individual. We might be highlighting with Wayne that it's actually rife throughout football. "I've no idea about the level of knowledge in relation to the Holocaust, the Second World War, in other clubs or even in our club. It's now something we know may well exist and will have to be dealt with. "Together - the club and Kick It Out - we will sort it out." https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47996638 He fucking knew enough to get the Basil Fawlty salute right, though.
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    Porto (A) Champions League 17/4/2019

    SALAH AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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    Jordan henderson: Captain

    This thread has a bit of everything for the casual masterbator. Thank you all.
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    Chelsea (H) Premier League 14/04/19

    SALAH FUCKING AKHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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