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Jarvinja Ilnow

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  1. Jarvinja Ilnow

    What's the story behind your username?

    Obviously a subconscious decision to avoid invoking the behemoth that is "one punch Jarv". Look in the mirror and say it 3 times..
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    What's the story behind your username?

    Man knock out horse with one punch. He in jail now.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    For some reason this popped into my head:
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Grand Old Team - the legend that is davek: davek said: Salah: never produced in a big game. Ronaldo: always produces in a big game. 3-1 for United. The day the Liverpool title credentials get found out. One title in 31 years. There's a reason for that...the Establishment's club are never as good as they like to claim they are....despite all the "world class" players they say they have. And their obnoxious pet Manc: anxiouswarrior said: Come on United lets do these vermin today , always the victims its never their fault
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Calvin has his top men working on it. His top men.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Pepper Mills: probably the most successful Evertonian of recent times.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Rare moment of self-awareness from the piss-filled toby jug.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Yes, and the County Road 'Colombians' won't even need to badly learn a new language when they create their 'Bogota Blue', 'Medallin Mint', and 'Cartagena Cutter' personas!
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    And, right on cue from the BBC: Everton are preparing to make a move for Inter Milan and Chile star Alexis Sanchez, 32, with the former Arsenal and Manchester United forward free to leave the Italian club in January. (InterLive - in Italian) Hopefully true. If Sanchez wasn't motivated at the Mancs, what will he be like at the perennially underachieving Manc Retirement Club?
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    Nike deal

    The name "Huarache" is derived from the Purépecha language term kwarachi, and directly translates into English as sandal.[1] Traditional huarache designs vary greatly, but are always very simple. Of course they are. And they're classy and understated, too.
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    Fit Birds Who Fly Under the Radar

    It wasn't too bad for low budget. Excusable if they spent most of their budget getting her onboard, in my opinion, Stig.
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    Corporate bellendary at work.

    Easily remedied, Lifey: * "Worked as an undercover investigator for the Care Standards Commission at Winterbourne View." * "Worked next to Naga Mulchetty on the BBC Breakfast sofa for a stint." Looks better now, doesn't it?
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    That video wasn't actually intentionally funny, was it, Harry? It was serious? I'm just gobsmacked. There was no punchline to end all the cringe. Pepper Mills needs to write the song for this video and restore some recorder-based sanity.
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    January 2022 Transfer Thread

    No, Sterling ditched him in January, after the tapping-up of underage players. Sterling was very active in this as well, though denied any wrong doing; as in his role as a famous player he has a 'responsibility to talk to young, aspiring players - but not about agent representation' of course. * Hope that is ok legally for the site, Dave. https://versus.uk.com/2021/04/raheem-sterling-reportedly-setting-football-agency/ As Sam Quek might have described him: 'a thumb-headed twat'.
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    Fascinating Liverpool pictures

    We lived in Newstead Road, round the corner, for a little while. Even the scallies who hung around on the bomb site, opposite were so worried we should not become isolated that they took our crappy wooden front fence and put it on their bonfire. Made us feel settled in and accepted. You are spot on though, mate, a really friendly community. I remember the butcher just saying "pay me back later, lads" when me and a mate bought half a cow's worth of mince for a big Spag Bol after football (as we only had bank cards to pay and he only accepted cash). Never seen us before (we did pay him back the next time). Definitely a pub on every corner, and the old arses were quite tolerant of loud young bastards getting drunk on 2 pints, offering us quiet advice on pub etiquette rather than the kicking you would get in most pubs.
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    Featured: That was the week that was (Oct 11-15 2021)

    Dave. I was going to rep you for the brilliant Ox an analogies there, until you undid it with your baldy-bashing tirade. Just wait, Goldilocks, it will happen to you too one day.
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    Geordie Arabia

    I think we're gonna need a bigger basket
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    The mushrooms look nice. Erm... no, that's all I've got.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Flint!!? That's so Everton.
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    Geordie Arabia

    Apologies NSFW https://www.alamy.com/former-us-president-george-w-bush-c-and-former-first-lady-laura-bush-l-listen-as-texas-rangers-owner-thomas-hicks-speaks-at-a-dedication-ceremony-to-rename-the-owners-suite-at-rangers-ballpark-in-arlington-to-the-president-george-w-bush-owners-suite-before-the-start-of-the-mlb-interleague-baseball-game-between-the-texas-rangers-and-the-houston-astros-in-arlington-texas-june-18-2009-reutersmike-stone-united-states-sport-baseball-image380226335.html
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    Liverpool All Time 11 - Forwards

    Charlie says *meow meow mew, you cunt. Tone. Lovely fish."