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  1. Jarvinja Ilnow

    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Probably a Ruislip with the knife that caused that Wapping injury. Stopping all this now.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Yes, and when he went home he went in through the back door and painted it white on the way out.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    That's enough for some people to Turnham Green with envy.
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    What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

    Made a lot of people Cross, too, and you can take that to the Bank.
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    Boris Johnson

    I don't even want to look at that, these days.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Cut them some slack, mate. They never got their party for when Tottenham won the cup.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    It's the way you tell 'em.
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    Atletico Madrid (A) Champions League 18/2/20. 20:00

    "Gillette, the best a man can get."
  9. Jarvinja Ilnow

    Other Football - 2019/20

    Dave's boy, Son, out with a fractured arm. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51547261
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    The New Leader of the Labour Party

    To be honest, I only heard about Precambrian because of this
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    Relegation will we fuck, we're going get a place in the Champions Legue Unless Abu Dhabi successfully appeal, in which case it's a Mickey Mouse cup
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    The New Leader of the Labour Party

    Precambrians not Jurassics, obviously.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    Grealish is worth an extra £30m just for his penalties.
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    Norwich (A) Premier League 15-2-2020 - 17:30

    Nice work again, Trumo - your acronym cuts the mustard.
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    HS2

    I watched it today, and saw just about every MP from the Greater Manchester area pushing the importance of Manchester. The only Merseyside MP who promoted the area was Alison McGovern, and she was only talking about the Wrexham/ Bidston line. There were also pitches from Hull, Goole, Huddersfield etc, but Merseyside didn't appear to have a horse in the race.
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    Summer 2020 Transfer Thread

    We definitely need to sign more shite African players, so they don't get called up for the ACON.
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    The New Leader of the Labour Party

    But RBL does look like Mabel from Salad Fingers
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    University! I knew education was to blame.
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    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    As a self-made alcoholic, I'm not sure anybody helped me get to where I am.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    One introduction that's never been made: "Truth, Logic, Consistency, this is Everton, Everton this is..."
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    TV presenters/weather girls/soap stars etc

    Lifey bummed her, apparently.
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