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Bruce Spanner

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  1. Bruce Spanner

    Pie lids

    It’s not a fucking pie! Its filling with pastry on the top. Filling should be incased, not this bourgeois bullshit you’re claiming is a pie.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    I think we’re ok to say now that he ‘flatters to deceive’ or in plain English ‘he’s a bit shit and arrogant and will watch his career gradually fade before popping up in MLS’
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    I’m buying a gross of Norwich scarves and wandering around Salford charging £38 a pop, £3 cheaper than the official MUFC megastore price, before their next home game. Stonks!
  4. I called a fat, ranting dickhead an Incel outside a club last weekend, this caused him to flare up and shout some more. I asked him if his mum had put the rent up in the basement? He ranted some more. I told him if he opened his stupid fucking mouth once more I’m gonna kick his fucking head in. He skulked off without saying a word. Two things to take away from this. Firstly, I’m too old for clubs and secondly, the internet has a lot to answer for.
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    Man Utd (H) Premier League - 19/1/20

    Eight. We’ll beat city.
  6. Bruce Spanner

    Man City - the new bitters?

    Yeah, it was tongue in cheek. They're all cunts. Balsano downwards.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    It kinda does. living down here, I’m not sure if you do, but the vast, vast majority of people just don’t give a fuck, but there’s a really strong minority who are cunts. Those who speak loudest etc.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    Such a pessimist.
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    Other Football - 2019/20

    City players distracted by what they’re going home to after banging all them Italian instatarts...
  10. Bruce Spanner

    Youth Team/Cup

  11. Bruce Spanner

    Nivana Vs Foo Fighters

    Life happens. Around that time I was in the right places a lot of the time, friends of promotors etc. My favourite story though is my mate Big Al (He’s 5:4) getting booted out of slayer gig in Nottingham Rock City, for being biblically drunk, before the support started. He just ambled around until he fell over... on to Slayers tour bus door! They let him in, drink with him, let him sit on the amps during their set, take him back to the bus and then just take him on tour for about a week or so. He lost his job, but didn’t give a fuck, still doesn’t.
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    Nivana Vs Foo Fighters

    I ended up on a day out with Taylor too many years back to call them recent, a few pints in Manchester when the Colour & Shape was out. it was great, but, well, ‘conversation’ was pretty much one way. He had the hottest woman with him, she was most certainly not his wife, who was whispering sweet nothings in his lughole. Oh, to be a rockstar...
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    Nivana Vs Foo Fighters

    I’ve know Nirvana pretty much my whole life and it’s only just dawned on my I’ve never listed to the original ‘Love Buzz’ Its alright.
  14. Bruce Spanner

    Man City - the new bitters?

    That and the majority are either religious or teatotal, or both, and would object on moral grounds. Trent would be bang up for it though, allegedly.
  15. Bruce Spanner

    Song meanings

    Of all the things that didn’t impress the very lovely Shania Twain the only one that hit the cutting room floor was ‘Aviation’ apparently it didn’t test well with focus groups so was omitted from the single version, though she does include it in the live versions from time to time.