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    Other Football - 2019/20

    How the fuck did we manage to extract nigh on 20m for Solanke? He has a worse scoring rate than Veronin.
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    Famous People Who Are 'Probably' Cunts

    There’s a fucking line.
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    Musical Opinion Amnesty Thread

    I listen to far more Ugly Kid Joe than is decent...
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    Have a rant thread

    Only Tony’s ma’s number, I assume you’ve got it already though?
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    Have a rant thread

    Amateurs! Purple slurpy is what all the cool kids are OD’ing on, Xanax and prescription grade cough syrup. Fuk u up boi!
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    Napoli (A) Champions League 17/9/19. 20:00

    I mean, we’re only losing 3 or 4* games this season so this being one of them isn’t so bad as we’ll take 15 from 15 from the rest of this cake walk. *4th round Milk Cup, Away to Brighton after we’ve won the league in April and play Shaqiri in goal for shots and giggles and the first game of preseason against Tranmere because every cunt is still too pissed to play after the celebrations.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    There’s an article by Daniel Taylor in the Grun accusing Guardiola of refusing to splash the cash over the summer and stockpile centerhalfs in the way they stockpile wings back and midfield skillknomes. Really, Daniel? They spent the better part of £140m, like they do all the fucking time, and you’re accusing them of being prudent? FUCK.ING.HELL
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    Napoli (A) Champions League 17/9/19. 20:00

    Cause he’s showing his inexperience again and I think we need somebody with balls, like Mourinho, he’d not settle for a dull 0-0. He’d have us up for this...
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    Napoli (A) Champions League 17/9/19. 20:00

    A little treat for later... https://www.xvideos.com/video26627765/fake_taxi_escort_needs_cock_after_close_call
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    The Weakness of The Working Class

    Who’d a thunk divide and conquer would work on simpletons scraping a life out for themselves. You give somebody with no real control over their existence somebody to blame then they’ll choose the weakest and easiest person. You don’t need to look up If you have someone to look down on.
  11. He’ll be at Juventus or PSG next season.
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    Newcastle (H) Sat 14/09 12:30pm Premier League

    I have a feeling this is gonna be a real tonking, proper old school pasting, if we get away with only conceding four I’d consider it a good day.
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    Kompany’s testimonial is on Sky, irrespective of who he played for I have lot of time for him as he did a lot, and gave a lot, to numerous charities and organisations, a bit like Dirk. Anyhow’s it’s a City ‘legends’ team Vs a makeshift PL 11. Manchester City legend Craig Bellamy just came on. They really have no history apart from Bell do they? Im waiting for Giorgio Samaras and Micheal Johnson to come on in the second half and tear shit up!
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    Man City - the new bitters?

    Spendthrift Pep and his band of plucky paupers showing how value for money really works... ‘Manchester City have assembled the first billion-euro squad, says a report by the CIES Football Observatory. City, who have benefitted hugely since the Abu Dhabi group takeover in 2008, spent (1.014bn/£906m) on their current players with Paris St-Germain (913m euros) and Real Madrid (902m euros) in second and third. The Premier League champions' squad is worth 32 times the value of Norwich's. Manchester United have the second most expensive English squad (751m euros). CIES, the football statistics research group based in Switzerland, looked at the senior players in each team in all four of Europe's biggest leagues - Premier League, La Liga, Serie A and Bundesliga. Paderborn, promoted to the German top flight in the summer, were found to have the cheapest squad, valued at 4m euros (£3.57m). The top 10 Club / squad value in euros 1. Manchester City - 1.014 billion 2. Paris St-Germain - 913m 3. Real Madrid - 902m 4. Manchester United - 751m 5. Juventus - 719m 6. Barcelona - 697m 7. Liverpool - 639m 8. Chelsea - 561m 9. Atletico Madrid - 550m 10. Arsenal - 498m Selected others 11. Everton - 486m 12. Tottenham Hotspur - 465m 19. Leicester City - 312m 21. West Ham United - 259m’ I don’t know how they do it, I genuinely don’t. When you factor in the stupid prices PSG/Barce paid over the past couple of years it really is staggering the amount that has been spent to manufacture a club.
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Their biggest rivals before that were us, when Luis scored the ‘ghost’ goal against them.