Someone obscure you'd like to crane kick

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Nigel slater! it's a bowl of fucking Salad not a delve into ancients manuscripts about philosophy and language.

Reminds me of Micky Flanagan talking about Gordon Ramsey:

 

"Gordon, Gordon, its just a bit of dinner mate!"

[Total Longo]

This jerkweed off the Spam advert. Mainly for saying "jobs a good'un" but also for unnecessarily looking to the camera, whilst having a tea towel draped over his shoulder. Horrible. 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

9 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

This jerkweed off the Spam advert. Mainly for saying "jobs a good'un" but also for unnecessarily looking to the camera, whilst having a tea towel draped over his shoulder. Horrible. 

 

 

Was in so many adverts for a while the turd.

[Section_31]

Helen Daniels from Neighbours.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Helen Daniels from Neighbours.

I knew you had an evil streak in you 

[ZonkoVille77]

This smug cunt. 

 

[Anubis]

This punchable little gopher-faced twat.

 

 

[Section_31]

Richard Hammond. Back on the telly again. I'd do it right after he'd walked out of a crash. Salacious crumb motherfucker.

[KMD7]

Dilsky the scary giant interrogater from that SAS programme on Channel 4.

 

"WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO MOVE YOU CUNT???"

 

CRANE KICK!!!!!!

 

(Then I get absolutely battered as I only reached the top of his knee)

 

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The Scottish Widow.

 

He's dead, get over it!

[ZonkoVille77]

This fucking foghorn sounding geebag 

 

 

[sir roger]

She's one the banes of my life, my wife loves all of those bleeding house programmes 

Christina seems to have a different husband at the start of each series.

[Jairzinho]

On 19/10/2023 at 08:41, ZonkoVille77 said:

This smug cunt. 

 

 

Great shout. Comes across as an absolute cunt.

[Section_31]

15 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

This fucking foghorn sounding geebag 

 

 

 

Ike Turner over here.

 

I just looked her up on YouTube and wanting to crane kick her wasn't my first thought. Glutes like a hamster's cheeks. Yumyum.

[magicrat]

Lets just all agree on this waste of oxygen 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

Ike Turner over here.

 

I just looked her up on YouTube and wanting to crane kick her wasn't my first thought. Glutes like a hamster's cheeks. Yumyum.

 

Don't get me wrong, I'd give her a few inches of the ZonkoConda. But the reality is that will never happen and I've to listen to her chat absolute wham when the missus has her show on. 

 

@sir roger - I feel your pain.

[Bjornebye]

19 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

This fucking foghorn sounding geebag 

 

 

 

No idea who she is but is it ok to shag her before the kick? 

 

3 hours ago, magicrat said:

Lets just all agree on this waste of oxygen 

 

 

I'll nominate Bolo Yeung for her 

 

 

[ZonkoVille77]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

No idea who she is but is it ok to shag her before the kick? 

 

 

 

As long as you're wearing headphones and listening to some decent tunes at the same time.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

As long as you're wearing headphones and listening to some decent tunes at the same time.

 

Just waiting for the Oasis joke off someone 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Just waiting for Oasis,the jokes.

Looks like you've just done it yourself.

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Looks like you've just done it yourself.

 

Always better to try and quell the storm. 

[Creator Supreme]

22 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

This fucking foghorn sounding geebag 

 

 

Ha, her ex-husband has downgraded to Renee Zellweger.

[Poor Scouser T]

On 31/07/2023 at 07:27, razor said:

 

...and then when I got home my top fell off....

 

 

Do you fancy me or something or does a bloke with no top on intimidate you. How do you manage on holiday? On a beach? Do you hide or cry?

[Bjornebye]

He's done you there 

 

 

 

[A Red]

I dunno, I just cant get myself to want to violently kick a woman.