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[Captain Turdseye]

Picking it up at 1pm. I think I might have missed someone out but I can’t figure out who it is. The known runners and riders are...

 

@Captain Turdseye

@Champ

@Anubis

@AngryofTuebrook

@Dr Nowt

@TheBitch

@Tj hooker

@Nunavut Patrick

@Mudface

@Pistonbroke

@Dougie Do'ins

@Babb'sBurstNad

@Remmie

@paddyberger

@Audrey Witherspoon

@Stouffer

@Bjornebye

@lifetime fan

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Picking it up at 1pm. I think I might have missed someone out but I can’t figure out who it is. The known runners and riders are...

 

@Captain Turdseye

@Champ

@Anubis

@AngryofTuebrook

@Dr Nowt

@TheBitch

@Tj hooker

@Nunavut Patrick

@Mudface

@Pistonbroke

@Dougie Do'ins

@Babb'sBurstNad

@Remmie

@paddyberger

@Audrey Witherspoon

@Stouffer

@Bjornebye

@lifetime fan

Will you live stream it for posterity?

[Champ]

Btw, is Pistonbroke MIA?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it is the excitement only a TLW poster can feel, a poster at the start of a Turdseye raffle whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can win the raffle. I hope to see that portrait and put it on my wall. I hope The Rock's gurning fizzog is as shittily gem-encrusted as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

[Dougie Do'ins]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it is the excitement only a TLW poster can feel, a poster at the start of a Turdseye raffle whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can win the raffle. I hope to see that portrait and put it on my wall. I hope The Rock's gurning fizzog is as shittily gem-encrusted as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

It's the hope that kills you.

[Captain Turdseye]

The pictures don’t do it justice. It is truly majestic. It glistens as the sunlight passes over it. One would be forgiven for thinking they’re actually real diamonds. You can feel yourself being almost drawn into the picture by Dwayne’s piercing purple, pink and grey eyes. 
 

The winner needs to have it framed so it can be preserved and handed down to future generations of TLW’ers. I’ve photographed it next to a piece of A4 for scale. 
 

 

[Mudface]

My life is now complete.

[Captain Turdseye]

@Champ  If you wouldn’t mind doing the honours then I think this website should be OK. Please and thank you x
 

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[Dougie Do'ins]

I've just had a trial run and @Stouffer won.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Dougie Do'ins said:

I've just had a trial run and @Stouffer won.

I did three and I won every time. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I did three and I won every time. 

I had another two goes and the runner ups were, Anubis and Audrey Witherspoon.

[Champ]

25 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

@Champ  If you wouldn’t mind doing the honours then I think this website should be OK. Please and thank you x
 

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I can’t think when I felt the weight of responsibility more

[Dougie Do'ins]

2 minutes ago, Champ said:

I can’t think when I felt the weight of responsibility more. And I have the authority to deprive people of their liberty

Remember that time when your J had car problems in Liverpool and I went to help ?

 

Just mentioning that for no specific reason.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

And may I say Champ, what a smashing blouse you have on.

[Anubis]

46 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

I had another two goes and the runner ups were, Anubis and Audrey Witherspoon.

You’ve jinxed us.

[Dougie Do'ins]

16 minutes ago, Anubis said:

You’ve jinxed us.

[Champ]

48 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

And may I say Champ, what a smashing blouse you have on.

Negged for using the word ‘blouse’

[Captain Turdseye]

57 minutes ago, Champ said:

I can’t think when I felt the weight of responsibility more

Can you give us a time so we can all log on and pray/curse/rejoice at the same time?

[Champ]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Can you give us a time so we can all log on and pray/curse/rejoice at the same time?

I’m thinking... I was going to say 15.00 but that’s too soon...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

55 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

And may I say Champ, what a smashing blouse you have on.

You forgot to compliment her hair and ask if she uses Timotei.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The tension is unbearable.  It's like every Fridge Magnet Friday come at once.

[lifetime fan]

Cath may I just say you’re looking radiant. RADIANT  I tells you. X

[Champ]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

The tension is unbearable.  It's like every Fridge Magnet Friday come at once.

Well, at least I'm not going to forget to announce a winner

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

The tension is unbearable.  It's like every Fridge Magnet Friday come at once.

Only difference is, this draw will actually take place.

[Bjornebye]

Cath if I don't win I'll leave you in the fucking wilderness you absolute stunner