I actually don't want to argue with you about this.
But if winning the League is a piece of piss, then winning the European Cup while finishing 37 points adrift in your own League (c.2005) doesn't quite fit in with your expert assessment.
If I'm honest, while I loved the miracle of Istanbul, I realised then that the European Champions Cup wasn't what it once used to be - when we won it the first four times.
Interestingly, we won our first 4 European Cup Finals - all as Champions of England.
In the last 5 finals we have reached - none as Champions of England - we've won 2. Perhaps that is no co-incidence.
I'll take a win in the European Cup, of course. But give me the "piece of piss" League title any day.
Call it my take on the shitness of modern football, but the criteria of winning our League, for all its faults, have changed a lot less than the European Cup.