Numero Veinticinco

Oh, you need the thing encased in pasty.

I’m fairly sure I’m entirely right about butter on cheese on toast being too greasy. TBH, it’s probably worth a thread to confirm how wrong I am.

Get on fucking Rapey and his shortcrust. Come on you fucker, explain to me why I’m wrong again.

Yeah, puff is better. Just how it is.

I like Tulsi a lot.

Don't do it to yourself, babe.

I like Tarkowski actually. Better than Maguire. If Lovren goes, I wouldn't be distraught at him being 4th choice.

I thought AWB either got shot or did his hamstring then. The fuck was that?

Yeah, that could work, and I think he could be a right sided CB in a four. He's not a right back though, in the same way that Gomez isn't a right back, but is probably the best young centre back in the world along with De Ligt.

Burnley showing Maguire how to play offside. Maguire not closing Rodriquez down gets funnier every time I see it too.

Wan-Bissaka needs to be a CB in my view.

Allison would have held it. Just kidding, Gomez would have blocked it. Just kidding, the ball would be in the Burnley net again.

THAT is an incredible goal.

Yeah, for the money they paid they could have sorted their entire back line. Our back four cost about that, and one of the fuckers was 75m.

Rules? It was clearly just advice. I think it sounds childish and silly. If you want to keep on doing it, knock yourself out.