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He’s great. Please don’t take him. He’s too good. Oh, okay then.

Just fucking buy him.

Yeah, pretty much this. I watched it with my lad, so it was easy watching fluff that wasn’t really a chore. Sexy blonde.

Reported.

Mine sent text messages occasionally but he’d end it with LOL. He thought it stood for lots of love.

He’s so much better and more accurate than Hopkins. Hopkins was just before.

It might still carry on mate.

CLOSE YOUR RING!

Okay, you pricks.

Best Lecter stuff is the TV show, Hannibal. Amazing stuff.

I like him. Sure, he’s a lying, incompetent, corrupt shithouse who’d sell his own kids into slavery, but his hair is all messy and he has a bumbling charm. Yep, he has my vote. Go on BoJo, you show ‘em.

A few years before he died, my dad got a mobile phone. He left it on the side, plugged in at all times, even when he went out for his long walks in the morning. Analogue man in a digital world, he was. I can only imagine his reaction to devices counting how many steps you walk.

Is that English?

Not untrue that we’ve push the squad to the limit over the last two seasons, mate. That said, we’ve won the Champions League and we are runaway leaders in the league. I think it could be argued that we got the balance right. Font get me wrong, that’s not an argument against buying this summer. I think we very much need to do that.

We earned a fuck load of money from last season, we are winning it this season, and have new sponsorships lined up. Failing that, put your hands in your pocket and make up the shortfall. Covid is a valid excuse when it comes to us taking a knock on our income in the next set of books. It’s not particularly a valid excuse to not buy players.