Virgil Van Dijk

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

40 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Just thought I’d put the shits up people by bumping this thread. I don’t get out much, see.

May all your smarties be the brown ones.

[manwiththestick]

47 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Just thought I’d put the shits up people by bumping this thread. I don’t get out much, see.

Ooh you swine.

 

I wish forevermore when you open a pack of tablets you always get this end.

[littletedwest]

1 hour ago, Reckoner said:

Just thought I’d put the shits up people by bumping this thread. I don’t get out much, see.

Negged sorry mate but life's tough enough 

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

Ooh you swine.

 

I wish forevermore when you open a pack of tablets you always get this end.

harsh

[Pureblood]

Fuck. Sounds bad. 

[m0e]

3 hours ago, Lee909 said:

I hope when you wake up to piss tonight you stub your toe on the doorway

I hope he wakes up in his own piss, and then shits himself when he realises this.

[Reckoner]

21 minutes ago, m0e said:

I hope he wakes up in his own piss, and then shits himself when he realises this.

That’s most Sundays to be fair

[m0e]

20 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

That’s most Sundays to be fair

Hahahah 

[Razoray]

19 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

That’s most Sundays to be fair

I hope the next pair of shoes you buy  have the laces that always open after an hour. You deserve real evil in your life. 

[Captain Turdseye]

4 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Just thought I’d put the shits up people by bumping this thread. I don’t get out much, see.

You bastard!

[Tony Moanero]

5 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Just thought I’d put the shits up people by bumping this thread. I don’t get out much, see.

Fuck’s sake. I hope there are no custard creams in your next Family Circle biscuit selection.

[Karl_b]

10 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Just thought I’d put the shits up people by bumping this thread. I don’t get out much, see.

I hope that when you put the bins out this week you get bin juice on your slippers.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I hope the next time you sit down to watch the telly you find the batteries in the remote are dead and realise you don't have spares in the house.

[KMD7]

12 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Just thought I’d put the shits up people by bumping this thread. I don’t get out much, see.

Hope your broadband connection gets cut off and you lose your phone

[YorkshireRed]

I hope Virgil sees this thread and half tuts at your post before regaining his cool and getting on with the business of winning the fucking lot. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I hope the next biscuit you dunk falls in your tea

[Stouffer]

I hope you stand on an unturned plug.

[Bruce Spanner]

I hope you’re hungover and suffering. You amble down to the kitchen to make a cup of tea, you’re excited.

 

You are fighting against yourself at every moment knowing that the brew will be the thing that fixes you.

 

You put the water in, stir, mix in a touch of sugar, looking good.

 

You go to the fridge to get the milk and you suddenly remember that you finished it the day previous and were too lazy to get some more.

 

Thats how I want you to feel for at least two/three hours, crushed.

[Trumo]

I hope your next shit's a cactus.

[Numero Veinticinco]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I hope your car radio gets stuck on Smooth FM.

[Scott_M]

Another 90 mins for him in a pointless friendly.

 

The Dutch play Germany mid-week so there is no chance he won’t play all of that game as well.

 

Same as Hendo. He’s left out playing for 90 while Foden & Mount get little breathers. Hopefully means Hendo complete sits out Tuesday night.

[El Dangerous]

59 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I hope your car radio gets stuck on Smooth FM.

How is listening to the velvet sound of Gary Vincent telling him he’s just listened to Foreigner and Christopher Cross is coming up next any sort of penance at all.

[Reckoner]

15 hours ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

May all your smarties be the brown ones.

Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown smarties.

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I hope your car radio gets stuck on Smooth FM.

Weirdly enough I’m doing a 10 hour shift later in a place that plays that fucking station non stop, I guess I deserve it. Some solace for me as I listen to Africa by Toto for the seventh time in three hours.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

3 hours ago, Reckoner said:

Of course I'm the one who's laughing because I actually love brown smarties.

OK Mark Corrigan