YorkshireRed

Obviously the player himself might influence this, but selling Trent would be a huge misstep. He’s one of the most talented players of his generation, and he’s not yet even hit his peak. People used to slag Glenn Hoddle off. The criticism of Trent reminds me a bit of that. We need to find away to best utilise his talents (he is that good), rather than deride him for what’s he’s not. If the deal is right for Salah, we should sell. No question. Virgil we should keep, for now anyway.

Even the marmalade refuses to be seen dead on that plate.

Looks like all the hard work is about to start paying off. I hope you have many happy years there.

A disappointing few weeks but ‘through the wind and rain’ and all that. Let’s end the season well, say thanks to Jurgen for everything, then get ready to put all our pennies in the slot for the next ride that’s coming our way. Smash ‘em reds.

Just watched the first episode of Mammoth on BBC. Comedy about a 1970’s PE Teacher who miraculously comes back to life in 2024. Her out of Car Share is in it, as is the Butler from The Fresh Prince of Bell Air. I expected it to be shit, I was just killing time. Maybe because of my low expectations I actually quite enjoyed it. I will certainly watch at least another episode. Could go either way.

Happy Birthday.

When having a boiled egg. I like my soldiers to be cold. Well buttered, but cold. I feel they’re better prepared to do battle with the yolk that way. Cold toast (again generously buttered) is good for dipping in soup as well.

Kudos to those guys. Out there defending the flag against any suggestions the country might not be filled with morons. It might be a minority in London scrapping with the police but they share views, at least in the same ballpark, as way too many others. A little girl drowned in the channel today because her parents believe the UK can give them a better life. They might well be right but, given the state of these fucktards, that’s more a reflection on what they’re fleeing from, than where they hope to stay. They did not listen, they did not know how. RIP little one. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

You’ll be windy in the windy city after those eggs.

Toilets in the USA are indeed a strange old game. They seem have higher water levels than this side of the pond, thereby making what would be a perfectly reasonable routine in the UK a smidgen problematic when applied stateside. I put it down as some form of toilet based power play, and have so far refused to let it beat me. US Toilets 0 YR 1.

The egg is shaped like a snail. That’s all I have.

Best of luck to Champ Junior today. Thanks for doing what you’re doing, and helping those you will be helping.

Fixed.

I was going to berate you for posting on the wrong thread. However, upon my eighteenth look I note there is actually a breakfast in the photo so fair play.

Good thinking not to have thrown this in the sea. The sea would just have thrown it right back.

I always knew there were a few the wrong side of the law on here due to their general deviant behaviour. Who knew that the Depression thread is frequented by the criminal classes, essentially hiding in plain sight. Names should be taken and passed to the relevant authorities. I’ll be handing myself in as soon as I’m well enough to do so. By well enough, obviously mean when I stop being the scourge of society.

This is where you’re going wrong.

We have a few on Look North Keeley Donovan (also reads the news) Abbie Dewhurst Katerina Christodoulou (my favourite)

Came with the room. Not the best hotel. I won’t be returning.

Hotel over Lancaster Gate way this morning. I asked for “everything”. I got this. The Unmentionable Association did right fucking this part of London off if this is what they call a full breakfast. 4/10. Extra point for the decent selection of quality fruit juices.

Yes, wondered whether to nominate based on ‘nastiest villains’ or ‘favourite villains’. Some of mine are the latter, or maybe a bit of both. Plus, I like to see the good in even the most villainous of cunts. I’m pretty sure Gripper Stepson just didn’t know how to make friends.

City fans singing Hey Jude before the games pisses me right off. Stick to Oasis you wretches.

mE Too.

Gripper Stepson. Nick Cotton. Professor Moriarty. Omar Little. Tony Soprano. Dick Dastardly. Philippa Vale. The Joker. Hannibal Lector. Francis Urquhart.

Im shit at Grammar,