I'm sorry now, but....

[VladimirIlyich]

Thats hilarious.

 

Anybody with a shirt who sees that photo should immediately bin it.

 

Also,I reckon Skrtel needs some bulking up as he looks like he's overdone the pre season training.

[stringvest]

I don't know who you are but you're a real dead ringer for Skrtel.

[AL66GOLF]

He's ball watching and letting the centre forward run past him again - Needs to get closer!

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I don't know who you are but you're a real dead ringer for Skrtel.

Better positional sense, though.

 

He has Aspaslegitis though. Bet he can take a right shit corner.

[ElishaScottBC]

Oh wearing a Liverpool shirt is now unfashionable? Catch me next season in the stands in a Liverpool top amongst all the Gok Wans, You'll Never CatWalk Alone

[Iceman]

 

That's why we have a leaky defence.

[ZonkoVille77]

A training top and scarf is fine when you're older but that pic above is just mental.

I have a mate who is 39 this year and buys every kit(shirt only!) and wears them to the pub even when there's no game on. He gets slated but doesn't give a fuck cos he's "supporting his team"

[PestiRed]

A training top and scarf is fine when you're older but that pic above is just mental.

I have a mate who is 39 this year and buys every kit(shirt only!) and wears them to the pub even when there's no game on. He gets slated but doesn't give a fuck cos he's "supporting his team"

He's mental. Have him committed asap

 

If his wife is fit, bonus

[G Richards]

I like to wear my Liverpool shirt when I watch us on the telly over here. It helps to strengthen the sense of solidarity I feel with where I'm from, and I'm happy to fly the flag as not everyone knows who we are over here. 

[Malarkey]

Haven't wore a shirt since Chelsea at home in the 06 Champions League semi, and that was a retro, Crown Paints Dalglish one.

The shirt from that season was the last shirt I bought.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Aspaspergers syndrome.

 

I win the internets.

[Paulie Dangerously]

One bad season doesn't stop them being one of the biggest supported clubs in the world.

[Tony Moanero]

Haven't wore a shirt since Chelsea at home in the 06 Champions League semi, and that was a retro, Crown Paints Dalglish one.

 

The shirt from that season was the last shirt I bought.

Too cool for school, you.

[Tony Moanero]

A training top and scarf is fine when you're older but that pic above is just mental.

I have a mate who is 39 this year and buys every kit(shirt only!) and wears them to the pub even when there's no game on. He gets slated but doesn't give a fuck cos he's "supporting his team"

I don't wear replica shirts as I dislike the material, but I've no problem with adults wearing them. Giving someone shit for wearing one is sad.

[Major Tom]

I don't wear replica shirts as I dislike the material, but I've no problem with adults wearing them. Giving someone shit for wearing one is sad.

 

That's fashion for you.

[Tony Moanero]

That's fashion for you.

It is indeed, Tom.

[Boss]

One bad season doesn't stop them being one of the biggest supported clubs in the world.

 

True, but it does make them the 7th best team in the premier league.

[scudger99]

It doesn't detract from their sheer levels of cuntishness either.

[FanchesterCity]

True, but it does make them the 7th best team in the premier league.

 

They can only be worse since the departure of The Chosen One. After all, he was hand picked and going to be given time. That's gone now, so I think 7th is giving them a little too much credit.

 

Oh, and they won't be able to go out and sign another Fellaini every season will they? 

[VladimirIlyich]

A training top and scarf is fine when you're older but that pic above is just mental.

I have a mate who is 39 this year and buys every kit(shirt only!) and wears them to the pub even when there's no game on. He gets slated but doesn't give a fuck cos he's "supporting his team"

Is his team a sweat shop in Pakistan?

[Kant]

This really is a twat of a deal. It absolutely sickens me.

But the Glazers know what they are doing. I recall when they took over they commissioned some sort of global brand awareness survey, explaining in minute detail the value of the business and it's international reach. It's that kind of corporate professionalism that pushes the buttons of the top-level global financiers and helped give them the credibility they needed to get their flotation done.

I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't do something similar here. At first sight it looks like an insane deal, but I bet Adidas were absolutely, credibly convinced that they were buying provable value at that level.

Cunts.

[Clem H Fandango]

So what has happened to this war chest of 100m to spend on a world class player?

 

Van Gaal saying he will take his time in choosing targets!

 

I don't believe a fucking word in any of this. Trimming the squad without recruiting and not being able to get decent players until we see who has signed before the champions league deadline.

 

I hope they end up with the dregs of the transfer market, players that no other top team would touch.

All this inactivity in the market from them makes me wonder if they are well and truly fucked and the glazers are tightening the pursestrings. The new Aston Villa with any luck.

[KMD7]

Sent training on his own as he's not fit enough!

 

https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/premier-league-unfit-shaw-ordered-train-alone-van-063609625--sow.html

 

Shaw, 19, spent much of a training session on Monday night away from his team-mates at Washington’s FedEx Field as he undertook dedicated sessions with fitness coach Tony Strudwick.

[uNITED SQUAD 'UNBALANCED AND BROKEN', SAYS VAN GAAL]

Having arrived as the most expensive teenager in British history, cutting short a post-World Cup holiday to start pre-season training with United, Shaw has now been told he must step up his efforts in training if he is to impress his new manager.

“Shaw is okay, but I am always a trainer-coach who sees individuals and what they need,” Van Gaal said. "He needs to be fit and is not very fit or fit enough to do what I want.

 

 

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“He needs to train individually until he is fit. I cannot judge how long that will take, but I see what I see.

[PAPER ROUND: UNITED DESPERATE TO OFFLOAD FLOPS]

“I have spoken with him and we have made a programme for him. He agreed with me.

 

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Manchester United's new signing Luke Shaw speaks during a press conference ahead of a training session at the Rose …

 

“How long (will he be on the programme)? That we have to see, but that I don’t know. I have heard good messages from Strud (Tony Strudwick), but we have to see.”

Van Gaal also revealed Wilfried Zaha will make his first appearance under the Dutchman against Inter Milan on Tuesday night but the winger will have to adapt to a new position.

“Zaha shall play in the second-half in the strikers’ position,” Van Gaal said. “When we play this system, he has to play as a striker, otherwise he cannot play.

[JaminKibbler]

He sounds off his nutter, wont be long before the players revolt against him methinks

[Tony Moanero]

Dream on.