scudger99

It's a bit like asking which bollock is the most important one. On this occasion it's the middle one.

Millls is a shitbird, he's there for comedic value.

More like weren't stupid enough to pay £30 million for a year's loan for a player who acted like a cunt to get away from us then found out the grass wasn't actually greener on the other side. I actually hope it goes well for him over there (unless we draw them somewhere along the line), but after the shit way the wonderful Barca fans have treated him, you just know what he would have been thinking when we handed them their arses in the CL semi 2nd leg, then won the CL itself and the Super Cup. Nobody will ever need to spell it out to him - he knows he fucked up huge time.

I really like and rate Matip, but his passing has been fucking horrific tonight.

Some cunt shot him in the upper thigh ? Were they aiming for his head ?

Fixed that name.

Keystone fucking Kops.

Imagine him and Moreno in defence together ?

Sales of it will probably rise due to those rabid cunts buying it to fan the flames of the bloo fume.

Unflushable turd syndrome.

Yes, yes it is. And if it isn't, who gives a fuck ? As Billy Connolly says "more to be pitied than scorned".

But even they'll have an idea who the current European Champions are.

If he does the job for them that they want with the cash they can generate, most will see it as good business. Fucking slabhead though....

I loved Klopp giving Baldilocks the "Benny Hill" slap treatment at the end. And they can fuck that national anthem shit right off too, pompous load of fucking pish that it is. It'll be interesting to see how they cope through the season without Kompany. He was their voice on the pitch, but he'd been spending less time on it over the last few seasons with increasing injuries. Not sure how that will translate onto the pitch now that he's not there at all. Hopefully it weakens them enough that we can slip past into pole position this season. Hit the front of the pack on Friday night and do our best to stay in and around that spot, keep the pressure on those blue Manc fuckers right from the get go.

They'll have him painted as a hybrid of a peak Torres & Suarez who will score a hat trick in the first 90 seconds of his debut. Far better than any of the shite that we have up front, they'll be awarding him the Golden Boot before they even start their season. And then they'll be calling him a useless, lazy mercenary cunt by Christmas.