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For as much humour as there is in that lot, there's a few of those that will absolutely dead serious. Dock wallopers.

Pics or you're full of shite.

I couldn't even name 10 Everton players.

More proof of Everton's total insignificance and irrelevance. Even EUFA can't be arsed with them.

Quality write up as usual Dave. Hopefully we're wiping that smug look off the goblin's grid come the weekend. It's high time that we put those cunts to the sword with a good old fashioned twatting. Hopefully Rashford is out and Jones is in. Our front 3 will have Jones gurning like someone has stuck a fish hook in his bellend. I'm pleased for Dinger at Southampton too, I always wanted it to work out for him here, but it just wasn't to be.

Does "looks as if he's brain damaged" count as injured ?

Imagine what he thought when he heard that Z cars shit going off ? He's got that look of a man who every day is discovering new hidden horrors and is wondering what the fuck was going on in his own head when he signed that contract.

Vanaken and Vormer are facing keepers like him, that's why. In a vastly inferior league. And they're comparable to Mo. Blooshite behaviour Migs !

It's because we're insanely jealous of all the success they've achieved. We aspire to be them.

Then by Christmas next year when they're still midtable mediocrity hovering just above the relegation zone and us and City are over the hills and far away he'll start spewing the bile and hatred for us. Even after the most chastening of FA Cup defeats, the mental cunts still don't take it on board. One shitty scraped win later and all of a sudden the Premiership is theirs next season. The only tears Kopites will be spilling any time soon will be tears of joy. Everton have bucketloads more to shed before this season is over.

See Phil Kirkbride's other Tweets Farhad Moshiri is currently in deep negotiations in terms of one of the long-term funding options available to Everton for the stadium. The cunt's gone busking.

18:18Adam Jones The last 12 months reviewed A video is being played now looking back at the highlights over the last 12 months 18:18Phil Kirkbride Current period “one of the most significant transitions” in club’s history Denise Barrett-Baxendale reiterates long-term ambition to see Everton winning trophies, playing in the Champions League and all in the “world class stadium”. Chief exec calls current period “one of the most significant transitions” in club’s history. Says set-backs expected. The highlights of their season video that started at 18:18 actually ended at 18:18. Wonder why that is then.......

But according to them it's our heads that are falling off. I'm still trying to work that one out. Still, they are partially right about one thing, it is the redshite's fault. If it wasn't for us being incredibly successful in the last 8 months or so they wouldn't be half as bad. It's almost as if we're winning trophies and setting records just to spite and provoke them. Savour that sweet fume. I don't think I could cope with that either to be honest, no wonder loads are them are damaged goods.

Just reading that first line takes me back to the FA Cup recently when the deluded twats were going to crush our kids 8-0. They just don't learn.

They'll double hate it. It'll show they're in debt, financially in "der red-shite".