scudger99

They've got to get the poor cunt on the pitch first !

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All in Usher's spare bedroom under a colossal pile of t-shirts. You're getting fuck all.

They'd be behind her ears.

The photo in that sums up the post. Gormless fuckery.

Two of those will be Gomez pushing Matip in his wheelchair.

I didn't even know they were playing today and only just saw the result. Hahahahahaha, they got Owled at home ! I'm now going to enjoy the misery on RedCafe. Been a fucking great weekend already, only marred somewhat by the Blooshite beating 9 men relegation candidates earlier today.

The only thing that'll be dropping off is Merson's snotbox if he keeps cramming the Columbian marching powder up it.

I feel sorry for the Covid, being stuck on its own with that miserable cunt for the forseeable future. Has he blamed Rafa yet ?

A quick Interweb check mentions Hove and Eastbourne. And Florida ! Wouldn't Stringvest know ?

Isn't Brighton nicknamed "God's waiting room ?". That's where Lallana's career has gone to die. It's a shame, Klopp clearly had a lot of man love for him but even hugging him too hard would have broken him for half a season.

I wasn't going to be the one that brought it up, but i remember that happening. It's the main reason I remember his name, although he seems to have put it behind him (unsurprisingly).

I vaguely remember that one. He might well have been a beast, I've no idea what he got up to off the pitch. But on it, he was fucking shite. How much did they spunk on that lemon alone ?

I'll bet if you go back and check when each player was signed, the fuckwits on GOT would have been claiming they were better than their redshite equivalent. Then within a few months reality begins to dawn that they've invested in yet another shite player.

Maybe he is. Maybe he's not the only one feeling the giddy effect of a fine Columbian import........