scudger99

Stick with it, it's worth it. My son is out of school at the moment so on a daily basis he's beating the fuck out of his drumkit and playing his bass loud. My neighbour has been seen sitting out the front in his car with his head on the steering wheel, weeping.

The latter is made irrelevant by the inevitability of the bold bit. Trophy ? Fuck no. They're already reducing to seeing success as us losing the odd game here or there. That's how low their bar is set, how utterly irrelevant they are. I find them amusing, I can't take the daft cunts seriously at all.

Just goes to show that even arseholes can have redeeming qualities.

Salah sits down to piss ?

I'm wiping my keyboard and screen even reading this ! I've had a bit of a shitty cold all week, but it's been doing the rounds in my family for a while. None of the dreaded symptoms. Get well soon mate.

He'd be an absolute shoo in at United, probably City too. Unless one of our front 3 leave, he's likely to be starting on the bench.

Isn't he recovering from a 2nd operation on his ankle/ego or some bullshit ?

Can you supersize that for me please ? And throw in a wheelbarrow of sweet chilli dip while yer at it.

Nailed on to get a last minute winner in the upcoming derby ? How fitting it would be if it sealed the title.

It's the only time that trophy will be at their hovel.

Easy enough, they've achieved fuck all since 1987.

You lovely greedy cunt.

Fucking stream died 10 seconds after I posted it. Jinx cunt.