DalyanPete

Imagine taking lads who are relegation fodder and thinking you're going to be moving up the league Am I missing something here? Looks like it was today? The Shaq ends up with European and English titles, Mbappe loves us so I don't see his reasons other than being a cunt.

Ask the shite, pretty sure it will be another of there first to do something

Yep, born to be king, fuckin love him

Don't ever let the truth get in the way of the chance to spin shit that fits their agenda

Ha ha, trying to find booze? Remember texting my mate to bring some lager as we got told alcohol free only at ground. Prick didn't so I had to share mine.

Yep, cab from Nogsy, Standard in the village please mate.

Monday 23 may in Sportsman in town before doing the train journey, "we're on our way to Roma" one of the best songs thought up. Back Friday and complimentary tickets for Tommy Smiths testimonial. What a week. At 25p for a bottle of wine in Rome it was easy to see how so many slept through the game. My best mate still thanks me now after running him round a fountain to sober him up, he chose wine. Oh, saw the colleseum as we went past on a bus. Train journey back and everyone was buying soft drinks, fools! I bought lager, knew it would be a long journey.

How has he managed to say that without mentioning us?

I'm with you on this, never seen him play and he's shite. Then I read he scored a hat trick, fuck me sign him now. Yanks in or out? Not decided yet

Funny as fuck fella! I was on holiday in Turkey a few years ago and had soup of the day which is generally Tomato, fuckin cheese in soup, dirty bastards.

Fuck me, we've become a bunch of tarts.

Ah, sorry. I don't eat stale milk so wasn't arsed. To me it wasn't a contest.

Really? Sausage, bacon, egg, toast, potato cakes, plum tomatoes versus crackers and cheese..... Before you die? I reckon when you got to the pearly gates god would give me a free pass and say, whoa, hold on there girlie, where you going? And I know it should be on GF but again on turkey curfew... My question, "did you not think some of the violence in that book we read was a bit over the top?" Answer, " I never fuckin wrote it!" I could also give give you ... Ooooh, I couldn't cut my wrists, oooh I'd die! I rest my case m'lud. Maybe the curfew is taken more seriously here and is getting to us!

Oh for fucksake Them scousers again

I asked my missus last week, curfew talks and that. I said, full English, she said.... . Crackers and cheese. Conversation finished