Lario

I'd normally be like you with things like that. But knowing that the lad is ok and it was "only" a dislocated ankle, I was able to watch it. Complete shithouse tackle. What if he'd jumped in that way head on? Is it a red then?

That's the one. As near as makes no difference, the same amount of goals scored (Ronaldo has 4 more), but Messi has played 117 games less! Not to mention Messi has 43 pelanties less too! Throw all that into the mix, and anyone that thinks the rapey one is the better player or goalscorer doesn't understand numbers or football.

And he's spot on. I remember I was watching an El Clasico on my own one night, and Messi scored this. I actually stood up off the couch and clapped! Sounds ridiculous, but it just happened. Can't remember the greasy one ever doing anything like that in such a big game. Cunt.

They put up a chart comparing the two last night. They both have similar amounts of goals, only Messi has done it in over 100 games less! Neither of the fuckwits pointed that out.

Fully expected to read he was injured!

People seem to overlook how many times Fabinho plays that little chippy dinky ball over the top for our attackers. Thiago, Fabinho and Henderson have plenty of creativity between them. As well as protecting our centrebacks and covering our fullbacks when they bomb forward.

Correct. Although I do like the cut of Elliott's jib! Ox must be finished at this stage. Such a disinterested performance after he came on. Possibly badly affected by the Elliott injury, but more likely just gone to shit.

Aye. It's amazing how good you look when you have a world class 'keeper, 4 world class defenders, 2 world class midfielders, and 2 world class forwards available. Comparing it to the shitshow that was last season!

That'd be incredible if he's back in 2 months. Probably give more ammo to the "it wasn't a red card tackle" brigade.

Would love to know what Klopp said to the supporter(s) behind the dugout.

Was this shown on the tv? Or mentioned by anyone anywhere? https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/sep/11/cristiano-ronaldo-plane-banner-protest-as-striker-returns-to-manchester-united Cristiano Ronaldo: plane banner protest as striker returns to Manchester United Feminist group Level Up says it flew message over Old Trafford in support of woman accusing footballer of sexual assault The banner referred to allegations of rape made against Cristiano Ronaldo in 2009. Photograph: Tom Jenkins/The Guardian PA Media Sat 11 Sep 2021 19.24 BST Last modified on Sat 11 Sep 2021 20.00 BST A banner backing a woman who claims to have been sexually assaulted by Cristiano Ronaldo was flown over Old Trafford stadium during the footballer’s first game back at Manchester United on Saturday. The banner, which read “Believe Kathryn Mayorga,” referred to allegations of rape made against the Portuguese international footballer in 2009. Feminist campaign group Level Up claimed responsibility for the stunt. Mayorga has claimed the player assaulted her in a hotel suite bedroom after she met him in a nightclub in Las Vegas. Ronaldo maintains the sex was consensual. Mayorga is currently trying to pursue a civil claim after the criminal complaint was dismissed. Las Vegas police reinvestigated the claims in 2018 but decided they could not “be proven beyond reasonable doubt”. In October 2018 Ronaldo tweeted: “I firmly deny the accusations being issued against me. Rape is an abominable crime that goes against everything that I am and believe in. Keen as I may be to clear my name, I refuse to feed the media spectacle created by people seeking to promote themselves at my expense.” Mayorga has filed a civil lawsuit in the US claiming “battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, coercion, fraud, abuse of a vulnerable person, racketeering, defamation, abuse of process, negligence and breach of contract”. The banner appeared about five minutes into Manchester United’s game against Newcastle on Saturday, in which Ronaldo was part of the starting lineup. The striker received loud cheers from fans as he took to the pitch before the game, in which he scored two goals in a 4-1 victory. Janey Starling, co-director of Level Up, said: “Manchester United has welcomed Cristiano like a hero, and created a culture of silence about the rape allegations made against him. That ends today.” In 2019 lawyers representing Ronaldo won a US courtroom bid to block Mayorga from digging into the validity of a confidentiality agreement made between them in 2010 in which she was paid $375,000 (£270,000). Mayorga, from Nevada, gave consent through her lawyers in 2018 to be identified.

Yeah. And see the poor sod he was interviewing?!

Good man. Just a bit of advice. Doesn't really matter what you think. It's what she thinks that matters!

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