Lario

Got rear-ended about 12 years ago. Very minor. Hardly a scrape to the paint. But I was stopped at a (small) roundabout angled to the left to take the first exit, and looking out the driver's side window. Lad behind thought I was gone, relaised I wasn't and tried to go around me. His front left caught my back right, jerking the car. Got out, thought nothing of it. Herself insisted calling the police, so we did. All details exchanged, thought no more about it and drove on. I'll never forget, 2 days later, we were sitting down watching tv. I was lying on one couch, herself on the other. I remember thinking "I'd better turn over 'cause my leg is going dead". Went to turn, but the leg going dead wasn't the one I was lying on! Went to bed, woke up the day after absolutely fucked. It was only then I went to the doc and called the solicitor. Back still isn't right to this day. Stupid fucking cunt in his stupid fucking Ford Cougar.

I'm older and almost perfectly spherical.

Is there a vaccine for this thread?

Edd China or that Ant fella on Wheeler Dealers. Would love to be able to fuck around with cars like that. There's a kid in my young fella's class. 9 years old. Absolute genius artist and has been all his life. With the lockdown, they were doing all their homework through Seesaw. Every few days he'd throw up a picture that he'd drawn (he has one of those fancy artist tablet things for digital art). I swear they wouldn't look out of place in DreamWorks. Little bollox. Buddy of mine is a proper handyman. Keep his tea topped up, and he can turn his hand to anything. Cunt. I'm just kinda vanilla at everything.

Wait until it x100's!

PM'd.

Buy it now even at this price, or you'll be more disappointed again when you see it in a few months!

Also, I haven't a fucking clue of Cryptocurrency. Would love to do a bit of small trading, but wouldn't know where to start.

Anyone heard of Pi? Technically not a cryptocurrency yet as it has no monetary value, but looks like the beginnings of something.

Sorry? What was that you said?? Oh....gum in your mouth!

I'd do her do.

Cunt ref talking cuntish Dermot cunting Gallagher reviewing the United game. INCIDENT: Manchester United are awarded a penalty when Marcus Rashford falls under Joe Willock's challenge. DERMOT'S VERDICT: I think this is what we call a 'modern-day penalty'. From what we've seen in the Premier League this season, they've decided if there's contact on the foot, they'll give a penalty. That's why, 25 rounds in, we've already had more penalties than any other season before. We talk about consistency - they have been consistent. INCIDENT: Harry Maguire sends Jamaal Lascelles tumbling in the box just three minutes into the game. No action is taken. DERMOT'S VERDICT: I think nothing [should happen]. The defender is blocking off. I think the referee is focused on the goalkeeper but the VAR checked that incident in play and felt the same, that Maguire was blocking off Lascelles as defenders do in the penalty area. I think 'play on' was the right decision.

Turns out that, not only was it a definite penalty, the ref was called to the monitor to see if it was a red card offense! Maguire assaults Leschelles, nothing. Rashford dives, penalty. Our lads "dive", divers! Fulham's 'keeper catches the Sheffield player on the follow through, he wins the ball first. Fabinho win the ball first, freekick given for the follow through, upgraded to a penalty through VAR. The whole fucking thing stinks.

You don't mind them overturning VAR's advice if they bothered to consider it. This cunt jogged to the monitor, watched one re-run of the incident, and fucked off again. Dopey cunt let them take an offside freekick in our half too! At least he had a great laugh with Carlo at the end.