Lario

Poor Richarlison tried it once. Don't think he's been the same player since!

If we score more than them, we're in with a good shout.

By all accounts, the new Nike deal isn't worth a record breaking amount upfront. So they must have some add ons. Mbappe is one of their global superstars, and is only going to get better. Can't seem them "allowing" him to go to Real Madrid (Adidas) or Citeh (Puma). Which leaves Barcelona and us. Barca could have the edge, seeing as they're on a bit of a decline, and Messi won't be around too much longer. Mbappe would be top dog there. Conversely, we've been on an upward trajectory for the last few years, reached 3 european finals in a row, and humiliated Barca last year. So I'm going all in on our new Oregon overlords!

Why don't they see what part of the body scored the goal, then check if that body part was offside? Score with your right foot? Was your foot onside when the ball was played? At least then we'd known what they're checking! That Andy Gray thing is spot on. First line...he's onside. So delete it, move it a bit...offside! Or at least use the yellow line that's preprogrammed to be perpendicular to the offside line, with no human interference. This "colour = red, thickness = 4, style = dashed" freehand line drawing is an absolute joke in a multi-billion pound industry. Would love for the company that created VAR to come out and say it's being used incorrectly.

His missus is bang tidy. And he can play ball. Total package.

Isn't Bulgaria part of the EU? Why would people need smuggling?

This is the bit I couldn't understand at the time, and still don't! Evra started the whole thing by questioning Suarez's ethnicity IN SPANISH, and then played the victim by "misunderstanding" Suarez's retort. Not to mention the Evra video that surfaced a bit after where he's shouting "Nigger!". Horrible human being.

He still got kicked! Fucking hell.

Barely a kick is still a kick. Would you you like if someone barely scraped your car?

Glacier.

He's looking to release the front 3 early!

So is it confirmed that this hunk of bearded manliness is starting on Sunday?

Is he Cesc Fabregas level of snide?

Poor Martin Tyler. They'll have to put the cunt on suicide watch.

I presume the Johnson doesn't believe that Trump is going to give him a good trade deal? Trump will dry bum him, and only do what's best for 'merica.