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ZonkoVille77 last won the day on November 29 2018

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About ZonkoVille77

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    Milky Tits!!

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    : Down the back of yer ma's sofa
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    Making black pudding, chasing wasps and being angry.


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  1. ZonkoVille77

    How many wipes is good enough?

    All depends on the severity of the dump. You can have a rapid escape one that barely touches the side = very little wiping. Or one that follows after a spicy Asian dish = call the fire brigade for a full hose down.
  2. ZonkoVille77

    Israel - A Rant

    Makes sense to me.
  3. ZonkoVille77

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    I hear you, brother. Hope you get the relief you deserve.
  4. ZonkoVille77

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    I've just had a lovely shit.
  5. Good luck, Sweet Prince. Ye morbid lump of ball cysts.
  6. ZonkoVille77

    Summer 2019 Transfer Thread

    I'd prefer Matip over Lovren. Matip scares me at times though. He's a bit like a newborn Giraffe, struggling to get to grips with gravity. That OG the other day had been coming. We were lucky his effort V Utd was chalked off.
  7. ZonkoVille77

    The Twitter Way

    Twitter is the only social media I use and I like it. So there.
  8. ZonkoVille77

    GF music review club

    Sorry for the delay with my review. Been up to my gonads. Plan B - The Defamation of Strickland Banks I saw him live around the time of his first album and really enjoyed the gig which made me pick this one up when it came out. I wasn't expecting this change of direction to be honest but it showcased another side of him. He has a great vocal range and it really shines on this album. There's a nice production throughout this whole album, very polished. The Motown vibes are strong but there's nothing ground breaking here though, even with the rap parts, and it falls a bit flat at times especially for a "concept story" album. The story doesn't really shine through and IMO you never really get the full story about "Strickland Banks" which is a pity. But the songs are well written and his vocals are excellent. I do sometimes stick this album on when I'm doing some work in the house or garden. It has a nice summer vibe to it. Best tracks: Love Goes Down, She Said, The Recluse, Welcome to Hell. Solid 7.5/10 for me.
  9. ZonkoVille77

    Tottenham (H) 31/3/2019

    We're fuckin shite.
  10. ZonkoVille77

    little things that annoy the shit out of you

    I don't know what that meant.
  11. ZonkoVille77


    Cuts the stomach out of me and gives me horrendous shits. Still, lovely on a hot summer day.
  12. ZonkoVille77

    The McCanns...

    It wouldn't be like the UK government to ever carry out any type of cover up. Liverpool supporters could absolutely confirm this.
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    Happy St Patricks Day

    With a pipe in me gob and a shillelagh up me arse, I'll be off to Connemara in the morning.
  14. ZonkoVille77

    Man of the match - Game 41 - Fulham - Away - PL

    Manè Robbo Fabinho