What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Who is that cos it ain't me? 

Karen Matthews 

[YorkshireRed]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Let’s be honest, it’s not great. Get rid of the fruit and I’d eat that. Needs toast.

 

The sausage is partially hidden though so it’s probably a disappointment. Most sausages are hidden for that reason, I should know.

 

7/10

[Boss]

5 hours ago, Simbo said:

 

[Bob]

2 hours ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Too many beans, badly angled photo.

[tokyojoe]

Fucking hate beans me.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Fucking hate beans me.

 

 

[Mudface]

8 hours ago, Simbo said:

 

£11 at TruLeigh Scrumptious in Leigh-on-Sea, Essex.

 

Usually comes with grilled tomatoes and mushrooms but seeing as they are food of the devil I declined.

 

Do your worst, bitches.

That's fucking ruined my weekend before it's even started.

 

[Bernard Diomede]

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

Christ, I take it that came out of a Russian field kitchen. Yet another war crime.

[YorkshireRed]

It looks a photo of a breakfast you’d see on a menu. Everything is a perfect shape, colour etc. No doubt nonces will come from miles around for a go on something like this. 

 

The imperfection of the sliced toast almost saves it, until you realise it’s been positioned to represent some form of satanic symbol. 
 

I’m pretty sure you are neither a devil worshipper nor attracted sexually to children so I recommend frisbeeing this at the chef and then booting him/her up their bum. 

[Pureblood]

55 minutes ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

That looks alright to me.  Get rid of the tomatoes and I'm in.  Crucially, it has no beans and is therefore given a sought after Pureblood purity award. 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

What did it look like after you cooked it mate? 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

 

Nuns have seen more heat than that travesty.

[Bernard Diomede]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

What did it look like after you cooked it mate? 

Not a chance I would put my name to that monstrosity 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Bernard Diomede said:

Not a chance I would put my name to that monstrosity 

Phew. 

[Jairzinho]

23 hours ago, Simbo said:

 

£11 at TruLeigh Scrumptious in Leigh-on-Sea, Essex.

 

Usually comes with grilled tomatoes and mushrooms but seeing as they are food of the devil I declined.

 

Do your worst, bitches.

Fucking furious here.

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

There is just one of everything except cherry tomatoes?

That's weird.

 

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

The butter looks like it would be nice.

[Mike D]

7 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

First time I’ve seen a Yorkshire pudding on a full English.

[tokyojoe]

7 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

At least, no fucking beans.

[Anubis]

I’ve noticed vine cherry tomatoes creeping in to breakfasts - usually ones served in a metal mess tin. Not good. Just cut a proper tomato in half and grill it, you gobshites.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Saw this tiktoker doing breakfasts reviews. There's a few on there. 

 

http://www.tiktok.com/@noturbasicmama/video/7065248631191915781

[YorkshireRed]

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

[Pureblood]

Negged. 

[Bjornebye]

44 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

Take it to the McCanns thread you dirty bastard