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  1. Here's a nice little ditty with Michael McDonald.
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    The Local News Thread

    How stupid can some people get? Woman falls from car on M25 filming Snapchat video https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-surrey-54217327
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    The world of a woman.

    She's been rearranging the contents of the kitchen cupboards again. Last night: Me: where's the plastic container with the cat litter in it? Her: in the cabinet with the lemon juice. I give up.
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    Family Strife

    Here comes fucking Christmas. Her Indoors has said she's having her lot here which will involve vile niece (bint) and twat of a boyfriend (cockney wanker) in attendance. Those of you who have paid attention to my previous posts on various Christmas threads will know the dread I face. (This is September the 2nd and I've already seen some ads.) Two hopeful outcomes here. 1/ A certain sporting event takes place in which people are able to attend and I can sort a ticket and fuck off to Liverpool. 2/ Another lockdown. Otherwise I am almost certainly going to be on a murder charge.
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    What he says. Thinkiing of you Stig.
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    Worst Song of All Time

    That is sooo wrong. One of the greatest ballads ever.
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    Worst Song of All Time

    Who's that crap band who have a load of their tripe on shite adverts? Oh, Queen that's it.
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    Neil Young

    I bought that in Woolworths in Yarmouth when I was 15 years old. What crap are 15 year olds listening to now? One of the greatest albums ever.
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    Fittest Sci-Fi Birds

    How can anyone neg Joanna. She's ten years older than me but if she'd played her cards right when she was younger she could have had me.
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    In response to your statement, here we go
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    crime and punishment

    He plays for Salford. They have different rules than the rest of us.
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    Sorry about that mate, we've all only got one Mum. The grief will hit you at some time probably when you least expect it. As you say though, she is no longer in pain. Look after youself and stay strong.
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    FFS, haven't any of them died yet? This waiting is too long.
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    Most out of date thing you've eaten

    I've always done that with cheese.
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    Cat Pics

    A corkscrew!
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    Cat Pics

    Hope you can sort it mate. Cute cats.
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    Gutted for you mate. Her Indoors is on remission from that and it is generally considered curable. All the best and don't give up hope.
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    Middle East Thread

    Fuck BT.
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    Actors who do boss accents

    You watch Lorraine Kelly? Get a fucking grip lad.
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    Brilliant. Delighted for you both.
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    Snickers bars

    What happened to the Aztec bar? A South American tribe was named after it.
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    Get's things into perspective when you have to cope with something like this. All the best to you both mate.
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    Well this is turning out to be a shit day

    I can't help thinking of Uncle Albert falling into a pub cellar, only to be knobbled in court after it emerged he'd done it loads of times. As the others say be careful mate,.
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    Repped for posting a picture of one of the greatest bands ever. On the doppelganger thing I have never experienced that as no one is as good looking as me.