What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Fowlers God]

I've recently had FB memories throw me up this absolute horror from 2015; the morning after we had lost the Europa League final to Sevilla. 
 

it was a long two days and the hangover was fucking horrendous. 
 

@Bjornebye dared me to post. 

the only saving grace was that it's from my brothers pub so didn't pay 

 

[Curly]

1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

I've recently had FB memories throw me up this absolute horror from 2015; the morning after we had lost the Europa League final to Sevilla. 
 

it was a long two days and the hangover was fucking horrendous. 
 

@Bjornebye dared me to post. 

the only saving grace was that it's from my brothers pub so didn't pay 

 

Even the tomato looks shocked at how shite that is

[Bjornebye]

Credit for posting it because I wouldn’t have the fucking nerve 

[Spy Bee]

I had a breakfast a week ago in Denbighshire. It wasn't all that too look at, but it came with fried bread. Fried bread is fucking boss!

[Mook]

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

[Mook]

I'm absolutely blootered, hence the uneven HP sauce distribution.

[TheHowieLama]

10 minutes ago, Mook said:

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

 

One egg?

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

One egg?

 

One egg.

 

The haggis & black pudding are obscured by the sausage. They were braw.

[Remmie]

The best poached egg recipe is to fuck off poaching them and make some delicious scrambled egg instead

[Bjornebye]

50 minutes ago, Mook said:

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

 

“Blootered” “brew” no wonder you ordered leaves to fuck 

[Spy Bee]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

What's going on with the edge of this egg? It looks part doily!

 

These idiots who insist on putting greenery on a full breakfast need sorting out. Nobody is going to look at this breakfast and think "Oh thank God, some greenery". If they manage to look past the fried egg-doily half breed, the first thing they will do is chuck that shit to the nearest rabbit! 

[TheHowieLama]

One egg and one sausage?

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

 

Smoked mackerel on toasted sourdough with poached eggs à la Chip Butty.

 

This is quality.

[Curly]

5 hours ago, Mook said:

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

That looks quality, until the brown toast came to light. Did you ask for it or was it thrust upon you unwittingly?

 

Fucking rocket on a breakfast too. That’s beyond the fucking pale.

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Curly said:

That looks quality, until the brown toast came to light. Did you ask for it or was it thrust upon you unwittingly?

 

Fucking rocket on a breakfast too. That’s beyond the fucking pale.

 

It said toast on the menu to be fair to them, it was ok.

[Curly]

Just now, Mook said:

 

It said toast on the menu to be fair to them, it was ok.

Toast I’m happy with - it’s the brown element that I object to. Like brown bread, but brown toast is terrible, and isn’t cooked breakfast fitting 

[Pidge]

Wholemeal brown isn't what you want to see. But a nice wholegrain loaf is often the best option. 

[Fugitive]

[Mudface]

[Fugitive]

 

[Fugitive]

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Looks good to me that.

[lifetime fan]

You deserve it and I’m going to neg every fucking breakfast you order until you realise you could spend a fraction of the cost in a butchers and do a cracking job yourself. 

[Pidge]

What crawled out of the egg while it was en route?

[Bjornebye]

30 minutes ago, Pidge said:

What crawled out of the egg while it was en route?

Gene Simmons pissed on tongue