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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?


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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

    • Aye, bean me up, Scotty.
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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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I've recently had FB memories throw me up this absolute horror from 2015; the morning after we had lost the Europa League final to Sevilla. 
 

it was a long two days and the hangover was fucking horrendous. 
 

@Bjornebye dared me to post. 

the only saving grace was that it's from my brothers pub so didn't pay 

 

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1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

I've recently had FB memories throw me up this absolute horror from 2015; the morning after we had lost the Europa League final to Sevilla. 
 

it was a long two days and the hangover was fucking horrendous. 
 

@Bjornebye dared me to post. 

the only saving grace was that it's from my brothers pub so didn't pay 

 

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Even the tomato looks shocked at how shite that is

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50 minutes ago, Mook said:

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

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“Blootered” “brew” no wonder you ordered leaves to fuck 

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1 hour ago, Mook said:

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

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What's going on with the edge of this egg? It looks part doily!

 

These idiots who insist on putting greenery on a full breakfast need sorting out. Nobody is going to look at this breakfast and think "Oh thank God, some greenery". If they manage to look past the fried egg-doily half breed, the first thing they will do is chuck that shit to the nearest rabbit! 

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5 hours ago, Mook said:

The City Cafe, Edinburgh. £12.50. Once I got the green stuff to fuck, this was very nice. One sausage though, bastards.

 

 

 

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That looks quality, until the brown toast came to light. Did you ask for it or was it thrust upon you unwittingly?

 

Fucking rocket on a breakfast too. That’s beyond the fucking pale.

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7 minutes ago, Curly said:


That looks quality, until the brown toast came to light. Did you ask for it or was it thrust upon you unwittingly?

 

Fucking rocket on a breakfast too. That’s beyond the fucking pale.

 

It said toast on the menu to be fair to them, it was ok.

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Just now, Mook said:

 

It said toast on the menu to be fair to them, it was ok.


Toast I’m happy with - it’s the brown element that I object to. Like brown bread, but brown toast is terrible, and isn’t cooked breakfast fitting 

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