TheRedMachine

In about 2003 I was working covering LFC reserves game at Chester FC and he played. In the bar afterwards I bought him a pint of blackcurrant and soda. Now, I sincerely regret my actions that day.

If there is a country with more cunts per head than this one then I don't know where it is...

What's the Premiership. It's not been called that for over a decade.

20 with a Kop season ticket. Never thought it would end...

Bollocks to him.

If you lived through his time with us he should be righty remembered as a great. He was absolutely incredible. He'd tarnished himself in our eyes no more than many others. It's the Man U thing. That's it. I agree about David James too. Can't stand the twat.

Anyone who doesn't see the massive positive effect that FSG have had on the club are either deliberately obtuse or fucking daft.

They can still go down, right? Christ, I hope they go down...

Can't stand it. Especially Ing ur lund. Hope they lose every fucking game.

As if the Football League can afford to kick out the European Champions.

Son KDB Mata Aubamayangyang Kante

Lovely report as always apart from one thing. Benteke is pointless. Always has been. Thick, immobile, and utter dog shit. One of our worst ever buys.

No one thought the European cup meant anything when Real Madrid created it so they could win the first seven or whatever. In decades to come this one will seem every bit as important. Because FIFA will never stop promoting it. Let's win the fucker.

He'll be fine and be boss. A cracking little player in there. No need to rush him back and he's young. No dramas.

Probably common knowledge now, but Pearce has gone there. Was drinking with him in Madrid and he told us he was off.