Jairzinho

I'm not convinced he actually gives that much of a shit about United now, nor hates us. He's defending the club because they're managed by someone he played with and has a modicum of respect for. What he seems to despise is every single aspect of modern football. It's why he's alright to listen to because you know he has no time for the tedious shit or the short termism. It's perfect now because he's helping to keep the shittest manager in the league at United.

The highest level being us. He could still start for anyone else. He should go to Italy, though. The league is absolutely made for him. Slower, more calculating, and he'd be an absolute star there. Rejuvenating Napoli would be perfect for him.

Would be reasonable back up for Mane.

1:23 - 1:25 - Nervous fake laugh followed by smelling a nearby turd. 2:02 - 2:07 - Brent-esque "let me just correct you there". 2:32 - Laughing at his only player that scores any goals being out for most of the rest of the season. He's fucking brilliant. You'd struggle to write such a convincing, unconvincing tit.

South Africa's top order making ours look like West Indies cerca 1982.

I agree with him. They were desperately unlucky. Ole is really building something there.

VVD Wijnaldum Henderson

He's becoming an excellent comedy character. His mannerisms and general delusion are fucking excruciating.

Now fuck off out of Anfield you gang of shit cunts.

Should be out of sight. First ten minutes of the second half we need to be all over them and get a second.

Fuck sake...

Fucking state of United fans singing "where's your famous atmosphere" in the 20 second lull every 15 minutes.

Fuck off Tyler.

Fuck sake...

Time to bum these in to next week.

Fucking hell.

Haha.

Oh yes.

Tyler gutted kicking someone in the face results in a yellow.

Embarrassing this for South Africa.

They're going to smashed absolutely fucking everywhere.

I very much hope by that if he'd rather play for Chelsea then he signs for Chelsea.

Hope Gattuso didn't buy a house in Campania.

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