Jairzinho

Some of the weird looking differences are due to regional reporting. A load of extra deaths from Catalonia were added at some point.

All of May has been a massive hayfever cunt.

When you get the chance you have to see Leipzig's second against Hertha. Keeper has thrown it in.

They just need binning, the bad fucking stockholm syndrome lickspittle cunts.

The four part documentary on Jesus Gil on HBO is very good.

Now, hang on a minute. I wouldn't suggest something quite that barbaric.

We could probably just stop buying so much shite we don't need.

Dortmund have been old manned here.

I'll be listening to 90 minutes of random test match coverage from Benaud throughout our games.

I wonder if it seems better because it's not in English, and I wouldn't have a clue what they were saying normally. Did like the added boos when someone passed it back to the keeper. Felt like an early 2000s Playstation game.

Just switched streams and noticed that. It's better.

He's the best centre back to have ever played the game.

Hope she dies.

Unacceptable.

Six holding midfielders. Stoke aren't we.

A few hundred more like this might ramp up the pressure to fuck him off.

Sven is ace.

Jon W @jonw101961 Replying to @darrengrimes_ I have tears in my eyes This is an ordinary bloke looking after his family Those who couldn’t be arsed to find out their rights shouldn’t be angry at him!

Hope he remembers to pull his pants back up before he leaves.

That pause was majestic. "What do I say to the voters in the North East...erm...*don't call them cunts, don't call them cunts, don't call them cunts...erm"

Some of Hodgson's press conferences weren't this bad.

Yes, he's a long, long way out of his comfort zone here. He's fucking dreadful at this.

"My boss? You what?"

"Mary" That one word, from Peston, speaks volumes about this whole charade. The closeness of all these cunts playing this game. Did anyone, anywhere, think the first questions wouldn't be asked by Laura Kuenssberg and Robert Peston?

OK, question number two, Laura...