What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Remember after the parade we went to go to a boozer nearby but it was shut so we all sat on the chairs outside and had some cans? It was in there. It was lovely to be fair. You could fit that plate up your arse sideways and it wouldn't touch the sides. 

That was shite the boozers were all shut, I remember that place, it did look good.

[DalyanPete]

17 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Birds taking me out for the afternoon in town. Ma Boyles, £7.50. Stomach liner. Mowgli later 
 

 

Bacon looks like a cows tongue.

Butter the toast properly and serve on a separate plate.

I would just love picking tomato stalks off my breakfast . Looks like stalk has gone on your toast.

Far too dry for me and cherry tomatoes don't juice it up at all.

Looks lovely!

[DalyanPete]

16 hours ago, Mike D said:

My sister had that set also.

 

Brilliant 

[YorkshireRed]

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

[Strontium]

If that's a small breakfast, I would love to see the bean allocation on a large breakfast. 

[Mook]

22 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

Why is the toast in the cutlery holder & also, why is there tomato ketchup perilously close to the fry up?

 

I'm not going to get started on the fry up, it's not worth my time.

 

Sickening.

[Pidge]

"Treated"

[Elite]

That egg was last seen hunting down Pac-Man.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

If you wanted a divorce there are less cruel protocols to follow than that. 

 

Also tell your gardener to scrape some soap under her nails before she gardens and then she won't have mud under them at her horror show breakfast. 

 

I'll be back to rep when I have reloaded. 

[Remmie]

Oh God not the beans

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

If you wanted a divorce there are less cruel protocols to follow than that. 

 

Also tell your gardener to scrape some soap under her nails before she gardens and then she won't have mud under them at her horror show breakfast. 

 

I'll be back to rep when I have reloaded. 

@Code could only hope to have fingernails/cuticles in that shape.

 

[Mook]

On 03/02/2022 at 07:50, YorkshireRed said:

Breakfast at the kind of hotel in Derby that has a brothel next door.

 

I didn’t fancy bacon. I didn’t actually fancy the breakfast but felt duty bound to get something and post a picture.

 

My waitress had very crooked teeth. I found myself wondering if she also works next door after the breakfast shift has finished.

 

5/10.

 

 

I don't have time for this.

 

I'm a really cool guy with important shit going on.

 

Fuck up pal.

[Mike D]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

Morrisons going all hipster and serving it in a Morris minor hub cab,

[Captain Willard]

Another pro beaner brought to justice. 

 

https://www.newhamrecorder.co.uk/news/crime/donovan-miller-admits-plaistow-manslaughter-8705196?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

[DalyanPete]

On 18/02/2022 at 14:08, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

So funny, unfortunately the breakfast less so.

Why did she have ice cream?

 

[Captain Willard]

On 18/02/2022 at 11:08, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

 

On 18/02/2022 at 11:08, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

Morrison’s for fucks sake.

 

[easytoslip]

On 18/02/2022 at 11:08, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

Is that white thing blancmange? 

[YorkshireRed]

25 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Is that white thing blancmange? 

It’s a poached egg done the Morrisons way.

 

Slung in a bowl of hot water for three hours while the one staff member, managing the canteen, pretends to look busy by wiping the same table for fifteen minutes whilst chatting to her mate.

[Captain Willard]

On 18/02/2022 at 11:08, YorkshireRed said:

Treated the wife to a Morrisons small breakfast. I made do with a Latte.

 

The first picture is of the breakfast. A second shows her reaction when I told her what would happen if I posted it on here.

 

 

You’ll be divorced in months if you keep treating her like this. 

[easytoslip]

54 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

It’s a poached egg done the Morrisons way.

 

Slung in a bowl of hot water for three hours while the one staff member, managing the canteen, pretends to look busy by wiping the same table for fifteen minutes whilst chatting to her mate.

Poached eggs rock,, but if i was served up with that presentation i would probably frown at the disappointment. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

'I didn't fancy bacon' has to be one of the worst things ever posted on this forum. 

[TheHowieLama]

28 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

'I didn't fancy bacon' has to be one of the worst things ever posted on this forum. 

The breakfast equivalent of answering "Neither" in the Salma Hayek/Sofia Vergara thread.

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

The breakfast equivalent of answering "Neither" in the Salma Hayek/Sofia Vergara thread.

I am not easily brought to tears, but 'didn't fancy bacon' really hit me in the feels. A Soulless husk of a man.

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

'I didn't fancy bacon' has to be one of the worst things ever posted on this forum. 

I don’t know what depths people have to plumb to get a ban these days. 

[Strontium]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

I don’t know what depths people have to plumb to get a ban these days. 

 

A Maggie Thatcher avatar will do it.