What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

The butter looks like it would be nice.

[Mike D]

7 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

First time I’ve seen a Yorkshire pudding on a full English.

[tokyojoe]

7 hours ago, Bernard Diomede said:

See this is what happens when you leave the house these days. Absolute shite. 

At least, no fucking beans.

[Anubis]

I’ve noticed vine cherry tomatoes creeping in to breakfasts - usually ones served in a metal mess tin. Not good. Just cut a proper tomato in half and grill it, you gobshites.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Saw this tiktoker doing breakfasts reviews. There's a few on there. 

 

http://www.tiktok.com/@noturbasicmama/video/7065248631191915781

[YorkshireRed]

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

[Pureblood]

Negged. 

[Bjornebye]

44 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

Take it to the McCanns thread you dirty bastard 

[DJLJ]

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

Is hotel another name for prison where you are from?

[Pureblood]

Gratuitous bean juice splatter on the edge of the plate like a crime scene photo. 

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

It might have been OK before you drowned it in beans.

[Total Longo]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

I used to think you were human. Not anymore.

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

 

"Good morning sir, how would you like your breakfast?"

 

"I'm a registered sex offender"

 

"Right you are"

[Pidge]

Needs more beans.

[Bob]

50 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

"Good morning sir, how would you like your breakfast?"

 

"I'm a registered sex offender"

 

"Right you are"

I’m pro beans, and the breakkie looks sound, but that is still funny, so have a rep.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Another from the hotel adjacent to the brothel. I think we can all agree it meets the standards expected on this thread.

 

I applied the beans myself so as to curry favour with the fit Eastern European waitress.

 

5/10. 
 

 

Didn't realise they could serve vaginal discharge courtesy of the brass house across the street.

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

It might have been OK before you drowned it in beans.

It was never ok.

[tokyojoe]

5 hours ago, Pidge said:

Needs more beans.

Vomits

[Bjornebye]

They are discussing fried bread on Jeremy Vine on Radio 2. “Are you appalled that millennials are shunning fried bread” 

 

Love the stuff but my skin doesn't. 

[Barrington Womble]

I got this from Shiraz in town on Tuesday. I know it's been posted plenty of times before on here. But some subtle changes from when I was there last. 

 

Negative

I asked for no mushrooms - but got them anyway. 

The bacon was both undercooked and underneath all that white shit on it. 

Hash brown is different and not better for it - and deep fried in fat not hot enough. There also used to be 2 I think. 

Tomato - almost raw it was that undercooked. 

Toast - you can't see it on the picture, but buttered badly, just a couple of scapes in the middle of the bread. 

 

Positive

They used to microwave the beans and now they seem to be cooking them so the juice thickens. 

 

It was £10.50 with the tea. There's inflation everywhere I suppose, but I'm sure when I was there last it was a couple of quid less. 

 

All in all, I felt standards have dropped. It used to be one of the best in town, but I'll be looking for somewhere new next time I'm in town. In fact I'd sooner go to McDonald's next door and have a sausage & egg mcmuffin than this and I try never to do McDonald's. 

 

[Bjornebye]

47 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I got this from Shiraz in town on Tuesday. I know it's been posted plenty of times before on here. But some subtle changes from when I was there last. 

 

Negative

I asked for no mushrooms - but got them anyway. 

The bacon was both undercooked and underneath all that white shit on it. 

Hash brown is different and not better for it - and deep fried in fat not hot enough. There also used to be 2 I think. 

Tomato - almost raw it was that undercooked. 

Toast - you can't see it on the picture, but buttered badly, just a couple of scapes in the middle of the bread. 

 

Positive

They used to microwave the beans and now they seem to be cooking them so the juice thickens. 

 

It was £10.50 with the tea. There's inflation everywhere I suppose, but I'm sure when I was there last it was a couple of quid less. 

 

All in all, I felt standards have dropped. It used to be one of the best in town, but I'll be looking for somewhere new next time I'm in town. In fact I'd sooner go to McDonald's next door and have a sausage & egg mcmuffin than this and I try never to do McDonald's. 

 

At least they had the good grace to slice your toast properly. Almost like letting a death row inmate have one last wank before they flick the switch. 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

I got this from Shiraz in town on Tuesday. I know it's been posted plenty of times before on here. But some subtle changes from when I was there last. 

 

Negative

I asked for no mushrooms - but got them anyway. 

The bacon was both undercooked and underneath all that white shit on it. 

Hash brown is different and not better for it - and deep fried in fat not hot enough. There also used to be 2 I think. 

Tomato - almost raw it was that undercooked. 

Toast - you can't see it on the picture, but buttered badly, just a couple of scapes in the middle of the bread. 

 

Positive

They used to microwave the beans and now they seem to be cooking them so the juice thickens. 

 

It was £10.50 with the tea. There's inflation everywhere I suppose, but I'm sure when I was there last it was a couple of quid less. 

 

All in all, I felt standards have dropped. It used to be one of the best in town, but I'll be looking for somewhere new next time I'm in town. In fact I'd sooner go to McDonald's next door and have a sausage & egg mcmuffin than this and I try never to do McDonald's. 

 

I'd be wanting my money back for the mushroom debacle.

[Stouffer]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

At least they had the good grace to slice your toast properly. Almost like letting a death row inmate have one last wank whilst they flick the switch. 

 

[Stouffer]

I didn't make this but thoroughly enjoyed eating it.

 

 

[Pidge]

Did the shop run out of smiley faces?