Katy Perry

[Dr Nowt]

In fairness mate, she probably would!

No probably about it mate!

[Nightcat]

Quite frankly, If I was hired as an assistant to her, I would have a boner 24hr a day and she could use my boner as a coat rack to hang her clothes, bras and underwear. YES!

[Mook]

If I worked for her I would get sacked in under 8 seconds for masturbating furiously.

[Trumo]

Quite frankly, If I was hired as an assistant to her, I would have a boner 24hr a day and she could use my boner as a coat rack to hang her clothes, bras and underwear. YES!

 

Who's going to monitor the whereabouts of that yacht then?

[Red Banjo]

Rememeber when Boris Becker was outed by his ex for shooting his load after 7 seconds.

 

I'd beat that with Katy here piece of piss.

 

Could you measure sex by nano seconds? I'd give it a go anyway.

 

So Katy me old fruit... Wanna create history?

[skend04]

If I worked for her I would get sacked in under 8 seconds for masturbating furiously.

I wouldn't pass the interview stage with her for the very same reason.

[Nightcat]

I would work for her for free and still consider it a bargain deal for me. 

 

 

Who's going to monitor the whereabouts of that yacht then?

I would sink that nasty boat with my Perry powered boner.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

 

I would sink that nasty boat with my Perry powered boner.

 

The Purple October.

[cochyn]

 

 

 

I would gladly attend Louis Spence's school for mincers until my mincing was the minciest mince in the history of mincedom. I'd then get a full-arm tattoo of every Disney princess, wear sequinned hotpants, white glasses and a rainbow T-shirt, just so Miss Perry would feel comfortable enough around me to let me do that job. And I'd do it for nowt.

[Teflon Don]

Imminent.

[Teflon Don]

She's left herself wide open for the sack there:

 

[neko]

That was the best halftime show ever.

[ticklemeclemo]

Super Bowl 27 was the best show ever

[Stickman]

I knew I'd seen those Sharks somewhere before....

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mook]

 

I see Steve Bruce made the show.

[Nightcat]

Those fellas at the back, are they dressed like brown cucumbers? I bet they are wanking inside their costumes. They've got a nice view from the back.

[Scott_M]

Pretty ace. Lenny Kravitz had a great view for a couple of minutes.

 

If anybody is interested, it's here:

 

http://www.nme.com/news/katy-perry/82602

[Trumo]

Those fellas at the back, are they dressed like brown cucumbers? I bet they are wanking inside their costumes. They've got a nice view from the back.

 

Is that what you chaps call palm trees in Mogadishu?

[aRdja]

Pretty ace. Lenny Kravitz had a great view for a couple of minutes.

 

If anybody is interested, it's here:

 

http://www.nme.com/news/katy-perry/82602

 

Get Ur Freak On is such a tune.

[Stu Monty]

Missy Elliott showing what having a bit of the X Factor gives you. Other than just having tits and knowing how to badly mime.

[Elite]

Missy Elliott showing what having a bit of the X Factor gives you. Other than just having tits and knowing how to badly mime.

This is a perving thread over some big titted beauty. Who the fuck gives a shit about her singing.

[Brownie]

I feel asleep at HT and woke up at the end of the 3rd Q so missed her!

[Mook]

This is a perving thread over some big titted beauty. Who the fuck gives a shit about her singing.

 

And if we're on about talented artists, I wouldn't have Missy Elliott anywhere near the conversation, she's worse than shite.

[Stickman]

Missy Elliott showing what having a bit of the X Factor gives you. Other than just having tits and knowing how to badly mime.

 

Let's be honest if Miss Perry looked like this Perry singing exactly the same songs I doubt she'd have got the superbowl gig...

 

 

Luckily she mimes and looks like this....

 

[Scott_M]

Missy Elliott showing what having a bit of the X Factor gives you. Other than just having tits and knowing how to badly mime.

Homo