Carvalho Diablo

Reddy on SSN: squeak squeak squeak, waffle waffle, banal bullshit, squeak. SSN: Thanks Melissa, now over to Vinny O'Connor at the team hotel...

Feels like the night before a huge storm, something monumental, something truly historic is about to happen. I have faith. COYMR

Seetha Hallett from one of those channel 4 property shows. Lose the wombat love and you'd get it twice with the same hard on.

Who was in charge of the police response? Boss Hogg and Roscoe P Coltrane?

Probably the most consistently backwards nation on earth.

The poor lass Natasha, dumped in a hospital bog when just minutes old, friggin' hell, can you imagine that?! What a lass, what an amazing, resilient and brave person. Just incredible film making.

Brilliant slow acting from the guy who played Howard. Perfectly judged his transformation from smug git into decent, caring vulnerable person. Loved that episode and we shouldn't be too harsh on Jimmy and Kim, both lifelong outsiders who've fought, scratched away and struggled to aspire. Really looking forward to the resumption, I dare say that the events of this latest episode will resound greatly and act as a watershed in Jimmy and Kim's outlook and relationship. A paradigm shift, shit just got very real and walloped them both round the back of the head.

Going on now.

Thought it might prove interesting to put a few things out there and just see where it takes us. Like I said, random. Sugar's Copper Blue is one of the best pop albums ever recorded. Karate are one of my favourite bands and they should have been massive. As much as I love Radiohead, I still find Kid A unlistenable. Dave Gilmour's 2nd solo in Comfortably Numb (from Floyd's live Pulse album) is the greatest guitar solo ever. The Police's best song is The Bed's Too Big Without You. Shane MacGowan is a brilliant singer. Metallica would be a far better band without both Kirk and Lars.

Or as Bokonon would say, a duprass.

Yes, Corwall is jam then cream and is the favoured way of simpletons on a sex register.

Nailed it there mate, the writing is superb.

Right now I'm chowing down on some Asda knock off cheese savouries. So no.

Turkey dinosaur burritos are where it's at.

Why change a winning formula?

When you have jam on bread you always butter the bread first before whacking the jam on top. I see no reason to change a winning formula.

He'll walk free. With a limp.

No mate, I haven't, thanks for the heads up, all over that this weekend.

The greatest football manager alive. Absofuckinglutely love the fella. He's conquered all of Europe. CHAMPION OF EUROPE. OUR MANAGER.

Alone S05E01 : Redemption in Mongolia "Seasoned veterans" from previous seasons return to show their mettle. Six minutes in and "Wha! I'm missing my famiwee, wah wah blub blub" Utter twats.

ISIS

They believe that God gave them guns so that they can go round blasting stuff to bits.

I love liver, with mash, peas and onion gravy so thick that you can stand a spoon up in it.

Guns > children Yeehaw

Best show on the telly, easily.