Katy Perry

[Mook]

This is a perving thread over some big titted beauty. Who the fuck gives a shit about her singing.

 

And if we're on about talented artists, I wouldn't have Missy Elliott anywhere near the conversation, she's worse than shite.

[Stickman]

Missy Elliott showing what having a bit of the X Factor gives you. Other than just having tits and knowing how to badly mime.

 

Let's be honest if Miss Perry looked like this Perry singing exactly the same songs I doubt she'd have got the superbowl gig...

 

 

Luckily she mimes and looks like this....

 

[Scott_M]

Missy Elliott showing what having a bit of the X Factor gives you. Other than just having tits and knowing how to badly mime.

Homo

[Mook]

Let's be honest if Miss Perry looked like this Perry singing exactly the same songs I doubt she'd have got the superbowl gig...

 

 

Luckily she mimes and looks like this....

 

That's not Katy Perry.

 

Although she does look a bit like her there.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I feel asleep at HT and woke up at the end of the 3rd Q so missed her!

There's a 'Wide Awake' joke in there somewhere.

[Section_31]

You couldn't bang Missy Elliot, she'd bang you.

[Chairman Meow]

You couldn't bang Missy Elliot, she'd bang you.

 

Whether you wanted her to or not. 

[Stu Monty]

You couldn't bang Missy Elliot, she'd bang you.

 

 

Whether you wanted her to or not. 

 

 

Would you?

 

Be filth. Obviously.

[Jairzinho]

 

Wait, what?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Wait, what?

That would be getting your freak on.

[Chairman Meow]

Would you?

 

Be filth. Obviously.

 

I think I'd be with Carvalho Diablo's grandad on this one and take the never fuck anything you wouldn't fight line. 

[Stu Monty]

 

Wait, what?

 

Haha!!

 

She's sharpened herself up a bit over the last year or so hasn't she?

 

I am but asking a question.

[Section_31]

Would you?

 

Be filth. Obviously.

Oh hell no, she looks like that unit from Gogglebox.

[Scott_M]

This thread has taken a serious turn for the worse.

[evv]

rosie jones - not katy perry

[VladimirIlyich]

Stu has thrown in a massive cock block in here.

Viagra calls.

[Chris]

Erectile Kryptonite thrown in from Monty.

[Mook]

[Chris]

 

Full video, y'all.

[Newport]

She should do Playboy for the sake of humanity.

[Red Banjo]

Or a sex tape for the sake of the GF

[Harry Squatter]

If she did a sex tape I would get jealous like Borat does when he sees Pamela Anderson's tape.

[Elite]

I would cease to produce spunk. That one Wank would use up my full life quota.

[Mook]

[Mook]